#rtumblr how are we feeling?

[extreme-griefer-jesus]

What a powerful image lmao

[bubblegum-gf]

this is gonna be a ramble

I feel like rtumblr permanently changed something in my brain. I was thinking about the barbie thing and how rt is so barbie-coded (endless barbies, endless rts) and then I remembered like, well no. this isn't real. this is all fake rt lore. he's just a youtuber! and somehow he became the blorbo ultimate!

like I joke about ooh in my rtcu headcanon the rtgod came down into our fictional tumblr world and said what the fuck is all this and then all the rtumblrites went mad trying to recreate him or the universe broke and rts started appearing or whatever but like are we okay???? has anyone been outside in the past 3 years??? we're still in the real world right? I've been going on about this for 3 years like no time has passed. are we sure something didn't actually shift in the universe?? but it all feels so right??? and there's that rt tournament on reddit/discord right now that I assume isn't tumblr affiliated. why has this happened in multiple instances???? why is rt so determined to multiply?? does this happen in other fandoms and we just notice cuz we made a sorta meta bit out of it?

and the worst part is, judging by what the plot of the barbie movie seems to be, all this existentialism just makes him more barbie-coded!

[trainwreck-pumpkin-pie]

rtumblr nation how we feeling about today’s stream

[pleafyistired]

rtumblr's eating flesh capability and their own flesh

im bored, part 1? some character i dont have much info so i dont write about them/too long next part

fluffy:

eating flesh: Good of course, drink blood, currently crying and eating a blue popping alien liver as i type this. can distinct blood flavour which to me imply sensitive taste buds

flesh: i. VERY dubious i mean they come out of rtcler which is already dubious as Fuck but also their list of father is Concerning. not even talking about the strings they have which they can control which imply nerves???? really fucked if you think about it. and i dont think they look so tasty and i dont think getting the meat is even worth it.

copper:

eating flesh: go to cat on wiki /hj ok but also since i hc them to have at least some copper (material) in them so... do you know copper cant be dissolve in hydrochloric acid? so chances are they can carry around a more concentrated amount of acid to dissolve meat... though more dubious meat probably would give them a stomach ache

flesh: cat. but also copper. (fun fact i tasted cat meat before. its a normal thing in my country. doesnt taste bad could be worse but just. eh. i dont like it that much.)

Void:

eating flesh: I mean. theyre the Void they probably can eat anything

flesh: are you Sure youre not going to die trying to eat the Void?

Aamit:

eating flesh: i feel like if they eat the wrong peanut butter they will explode. so i think his stomach sucks. the only thing they eat is coffee and spite

flesh: very good! if you like the coffee. though otherwise good meat and eatable. probably up there in the most eatable guys in rtumblr

Rtcler:

eating flesh: he doesnt have much info about his eating habbits but i think hes a cannibal kinda guy! i mean how bad can it possibly be! he doesnt have any strongs opinion he just eat any flesh

flesh: i Mean i Think hes human...? but also he gave birth to fluffy..? require further investigation and stalking. though he looks Tasty so maybe you can eat him. ...he said he has milk? so... bonus drink if you can milk him before slaughtering him for flesh idk. or just duplicate his cells and milk him. milk that white twink ass

Magical John:

eating flesh: plaunt!! good at eating flesh!! moldy ones too!!! rotten meat!!!! he slay people and steal their dead body's meat to eat!! he can eat rtsans bones if he want to!!!! can he be evil and do that please

flesh: ew vegetables /j he does have meat! but also his cells is like a hybrid between plant and animal cells... Schrodinger vegan meat.... ...he also have "milk" which is just. his blood- so if you want his "milkies" then instead of milking the nipples like rtcler (i hate my job actually /lh) you can cut him up! other than that hes eatable and since hes plant also you get fiber!!! finally... we can shit now... and he grows back too so you can eat and drink even More :)

[redchill-i]

Hey Rtumblr! How we feeling today?!

Extra Version

[wooshofficial]

Hi RTumblr how we feeling

[dynamiteghost]

tldr; i was gonna make an ask blog for an irish lads AU of mine but i feel weird doing that now but i still wanna make an ask blog so would anyone be interested in an ask blog for one of my mainly RT AUs?-

V ramble (with more information tho) under the cut V

i have like 7 irish lads AUs and one of them i was planning to make an ask blog for and i was really excited about it and was planning to do some cool stuff with it but i feel weird making it now bc of recent events so i’m not going to but maybe one day-

though i have a few other AUs that are more so just RT so uh. would you guys be interested in an ask blog for one of those or something- the only AU i’ve posted about/of is my MLP AU/MLP!RT, but i have a sort of MCYT!C!RT which is just part of a huge shared AU i have with some online friends, basically just ‘MCYTverse’ ig- but that one also happens to be my main.. design ig?? i came from DSMP and then HC so- the other AU i can think of that is mainly just RT (though in this case is also a crossover-) is my Watcher!RT AU which is an AU of the previous AU (which we just refer to as ‘our canon’ since it started off as headcanons but got far too out of hand) and the idea of Watcher!RT came from the fic that actually brought me to rtumblr lmao (edit: i found the author’s tumblr while scrolling the RCU doc! i forgot they had tumblr but it’s @dustph03nix :D disclaimer that my AU is different plot wise & fanon(?) wise & how Watchers work wise, & i did not originally come up with the idea of Watcher!RT, if that makes sense)

this got way too long because i started rambling as i do so the TLDR at the top was added afterwards

[chatsrobes]

Ok lads, how are we memeing Jack the Rabbit? Because I feel like if anyone is gonna take a singular joke Dan made and meme it to death its gonna be RTumblr

[soldalyte]

so, fellow rtumblr folk

how do you feel about a miitopia jojo AU. like. we dont insert them into an already-existing jojo part, we write our own and give the fellas mad stand abilities and villains and shit

[extreme-griefer-jesus]

Rtumblr, how are we feeling rn? :)