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cryptidssss · 2 years

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Today is one of those days when I feel like going back to being a brain in a jar. That's it, that's the mood.

#ruben.txt #no energy or motivation whatsoever to do anything #and i have another apartment to check out today too #here's to hoping that at least this one won't turn out to be a disappointment.#virtuosity speaks

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stalactites · 2 years

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the most important images in the world to me

#he is so silly rabbit #ruben.txt #succession

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blazeportal · 5 years

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MINEBLR RIGHT NOW

#MINECRAFT #MINEBLR #BEES #MINECRAFT BEES #FULL STOP.. PERIOD....#ruben.txt

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stalactites · 4 years

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can we please normalize donald trump dying

#dont let people gatekeep donald trump dying cringe culture is dead #ruben.txt

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stalactites · 2 years

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matching icons for the gregg to your tomlette

#ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 2 years

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tomgreg + the lighthouse (2019) or whatever

#sorry for being deranged #the fact that i could do so many more of these... i still might but i have homework #succession #ruben.txt #please appreciate the aspect ratio and b/w filter

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stalactites · 4 years

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when marina said tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal

#ummm i think love was made up for televisions shows and cinema...#ruben.txt

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stalactites · 2 years

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also as much as it looks like greg wants more and more power it kind of seems like he really just wants to run a theme park... i'd love it if that was his real goal like everyone says he's gonna win succession and end up as ceo when actually he just wants to be in charge of one of the theme parks

#the interview where nicholas braun agrees that the waystar theme parks are janky and greg should try to make them better #the real cousin greg arc ❗️❗️❗️#ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 2 years

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tom being like greg you can't ask out that girl the height difference between you two is massive i'm 6'3 btw <3

#he's so transparent #ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 2 years

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so deprived of succession i eavesdropped on all the business men having their little business lunch dates just to feel something

#the butter was too cold so i retold the connor roy butter meltdown to my family #it didn't hit so i guess you just had to be there #ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 3 years

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"the guests included wolfman, dracula and his son" oh like this?

#listening to monster mash on repeat like a normal person #they're gay dads i guess #ruben.txt

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stalactites · 2 years

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i need tom and greg to kill someone together

#i want them to ''accidentally'' push logan down the stairs #have a big little lies arc #or let logan fall to his death off waystar royco a la chuck bass #plenty of people have posted tomgreg rope aus so #but truly my desired ending is the two of them attacking and biting someone hannigram wrath of the lamb style #also a murder suicide counts 🤞#that would be so fun and sexy of them #ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 2 years

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i think the thing about ewan is none of his morals are his own, they're all out of spite. like the reason he's always quoting other men is because he has nothing to say himself. he's not "the only good one" or whatever i mean he'll live in his sprawling estate and read his books while his grandson (and apparently daughter) struggle and then take away his security to teach him a lesson. and i'm not against ewan donating greg's inheritance but it drives me CRAZY thinking about their relationship because ewan talks about family in a way that is so far removed (just like he is) from how he treats greg. he can call the rest of the roy family a nest of vipers but i'm not surprised greg chose them over his own grandpa. a nest of vipers is better than no nest at all, being squeezed to death is better than not being held in the first place.

#succession #i just think about greg who tries so desperately to connect with him in any way #and like YEAH a lot of it was because he wanted to talk about business but every joke or touch is rebuffed #and i know the character of marianne doesn't fit into the show really but the idea of greg being disconnected from HER too.. AND his dad #this is about greg now but still... i do want more ewan in season four all of his scenes slap #oh but yeah!!! marianne's debt!!! i want to know more.... honestly any hint of greg's life pre doderick eye puke... i want...#ruben.txt

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stalactites · 2 years

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it's very simple: if greg's life is ruined and he goes to prison i will say omg so funny and silly but if ANYTHING else bad happens to tom i will THROW my laptop into the ocean a la willa ferreyra

#i want that twink OBLITERATED.#in a fun sexy way because he's my bff #and i want to lock tom in a tower to protect him from the evils of the world #and i want shiv to murder someone but not accidentally like pussy kendall #ruben.txt #succession

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stalactites · 2 years

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reblog if you have a dick the size of a red sequoia and fuck like a bullet train

#and then PROVE it #ruben.txt #succession #can't stop thinking about that line it's so crazy #like either he's telling the truth and that IS why shiv is with him or he pulled that out of a hat to fuck with greg homoerotically

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stalactites · 3 years

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greg my cousin greg how are you i missed you

#here's how gay greg can still win #succession #ruben.txt

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