#rustyfox thoughts

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AUs are so fucking funny. Here's my blorbo. In an alternate universe he fights everyday to keep himself alive against an uncaring world. In another universe he sings sometimes.

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at its core, tekken 8's story is about how, by suppressing your self hatred, and accepting yourself for who you are, you too can hit your bitch dad with 6 EWGFs in a row

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having a favorite monster is so inherently funny like . hey guys ! which monster do you like killing and skinning the most !!

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obligatory

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

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so fucked up that pokken isn't more popular, are you telling me that seeing the funny rat do a fuckin EWGF wasn't enough ??????

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Mya !!

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i love this stupid penis so much

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yesterday i almost passed out laughing for almost a straight hour after reading this excerpt from the COD Zombies timeline

you just. truly CANNOT make this shit up .

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hey ok so you know how tekken has the funny haha boxing kangaroo and dinosaur right??

what if i told you that these dumb fighting animals are some of the most important characters in the entire series and are partially responsible for world war 3

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oh . ok. alright then . ok sure. sure that's fine . uhuh . alright .

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COD: Zombies: Early on in the storyline, the Earth is blown up from the Moon. After a timeline reset, this is prevented by blowing up the Moon from the Earth. Also the moon has a Pyramid Device .

Local58: The moon is. Something. And that Something is VERY malicious.

List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon

despicable me (moon theft)

miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)

hermitcraft (moon big)

feel free to add

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all tremble in front of my leon s. chevalier

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HELL NAH BRO THEY MADE A BATTLE PASS FOR SLEEPING

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pokken tournament 2, this time taking even more inspiration from the tekken series and including a cutscene of raichu mishima throwing his son, pikachu mishima off a cliff

pokemon presents about to happen. predictions:

- legends arceus 2: arceus harder

- teasing nat'l dex for gen 10 (it won't release for 10 more years because of this)

- new pokemon rumble, better than rumble u

- new side game that makes everyone angry for some reason

- dating simulator that includes every pokemon. i want to tell incineroar i love them plEASE