#rvsethorned

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

👀 + Top 5 Hottest Fabletown residents

“Well...if I have to answer...and in no particular order...” Milo stalled, truthfully never spending much of his time dwelling on this question.

“...Adeline is quite enchanting. And Alice is just beautiful. Falkor has to be on that list, along with Briar, though I’ve exchanged few words with her. And...I think I have to throw Cain on there if just to save a hurt ego.” 

[ellabellamy-blog]

👫

one. pays des merveilles.

Before Wonderland became associated with such bad memories for Ella, she used to go there from time to time to encourage Briar. Well, encourage… Have a drink and congratulate the other woman on her work whenever she got the chance. She mostly stayed at the bar, but she truly and honestly thought that her friend was one of the most talented there, and loved going to see her after a rough night at work. Ever since she caught Charming there, though, Ella hasn’t been able to set foot in Wonderland, and she feels guilty because of it. She wishes she could still encourage Briar the way she did before.

two. grappa au miel. 

Ella was far from being difficult when it came to alcohol, because she drank it more to get drunk than to appreciate it, really. However, she once took a leap of faith and tried something new, honey grappa, and she fell in love. The first person she decided to talk to about this discovery was Briar, and she left her a ten minutes long voicemail about how amazing it was, and how much she would love it. And how, really, if Briar were to be a type of alcohol, she’d have to be honey grappa because she was so sweet yet so strong. It was a very mushy voicemail. 

three. béguin. 

Ella might have had, though she’d never admit it to the woman, a tiny teensy crush on her when she first met her. And, really, who could blame her? Briar was beautiful, kind and strong, and at the beginning, all Ella felt like doing around her was giggling and twisting her hair around her fingers. Which, fortunately, passed. Otherwise, she might not have been able to become friends with the other woman, and it’s a friendship that Ella thoroughly appreciates. 

four. bonbons. 

Last Halloween, Ella invited Briar over to give candy to the kids, before the real Halloween celebrations began later that night. Problem was, only two kids showed up, and the two women ended up eating all of the candy. Which, truly, wasn’t that bad of a start to their night, but might not have been dentist recommended. 

[ambiguousinnocence]

✧

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[beavforts]

"Huh wonder how that got there, but they’re right I should’ve been the headliner.”

𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 staff “appreciation” (1/?)

@cessairhuxley @ferrousfae @arabxlle-whitman @rvsethorned

[goldxlocked]

STATUS: closed for @rvsethorned

TEXT MEME:  ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ‘

RECEIVED ( text: hottie → me )  

i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?

SENT ( text: me → hottie ) 

is this even a question

SENT ( text: me → hottie ) 

you literally always look hot wtf

SENT ( text: me → hottie ) 

send a selfie 

[hernnosa]

date: october 12th time: 11:38am location: outside cain’s apartment complex status: closed to @rvsethorned​, continued from here

"That’s what I was on my way to do,” she replies, voice choked, words coming out broken and half strangled by emotion. Suddenly it was as though she’d been chewing on broken glass, the jagged words she’d spat at Cain the day before, and had only now had the bad sense to swallow. She could feel them tearing into the soft flesh of her throat, slicing the soft pink to bloody ribbons and leaving her breathless, speechless, gagging on bloody betrayal and only able to stand wide-eyed as it happened. “But I guess you beat me here.” Her voice is only barely a whisper. Eyes watery, each mirrored, diamond fracture tear falling to her cheeks giving away what she’s tried so desperately to hide for so long.

“I-I trusted you, Rosie. I don’t understand.” One long fingered, trembling hand raises and swipes angrily at her face, as though that’s the source of the hurt and not the woman standing before her. Nails dig into soft skin like she wants to take out her pain on herself, on her own reflection, in the hopes that will somehow make it better. The image flashes through her mind of the ruined portrait in Cain’s bedroom in the castle of the Homeworld -- their old home, with old names and old lives and faces -- and the claw marks through his own face. She suddenly understands. 

“Please, just -- ” There’s so many things she wants to say. So many answers she needs but she’ll never ask because, deep down, she’s terrified to know. Cain already threw her love away for another woman once. She never did find out who it was. She was always too afraid to know. Who’s to say that, all this time, while Briar was worming her way into Belle’s heart, she wasn’t only doing it to avoid suspicion while she was worming her way into Cain’s bed as well?

 “I can’t take anything else.” It’s all she can manage for right now. It’ll have to do.

[princexeric]

TIMESTAMP: Mid-December 

LOCATION: Wonderland 

STATUS: closed // @rvsethorned

THE CLUBBING SCENE wasn’t one that Eric Frederiksen had ever found himself in before. Flashing lights and loud music was a new phenomenon for the science professor. The women wore so few clothes and the men even less, and every time a dancing body pressed against his he moved and wiggled and hurried away. His plaid shirt was hot in the atmosphere, and he searched endlessly for a corner of solitude that would allow him to unbutton the sleeves and roll them up to his elbows. Doing so did little to increase his comfort. 

As someone who was raised with lessons of how to be a proper host, Eric lurked along the walls, attempting to work up the courage to approach someone. Everyone seemed so busy, however, and very few seemed to be in the mood for a casual conversation. It was only in the midst of his observational state that he noticed a hefty bill fall from a woman’s pocket. He waited a split moment to see if she would notice, but when she began to walk away, he hurried to pick it up. “Excuse me  ― “ Eric walked quickly through the crowd to catch up with her. “Excuse me, Miss. You dropped this. You dropped this money over there.” He offered the bill to her. Then, seeing his opportunity for human interaction, he chuckled as though preparing to tell a joke, but didn’t. “You sure wouldn’t want to lose that.”

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

drunk / happy / sad

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]: okokokok i lITERALLY odnt e v er go to wonde rland but my o c-workers made me and??????? who taught these men how to wlak in high he els na d who amde them look so fucking hot

[text to Briar R.] THIS IS ILLEGAL

[text to Briar R.] BRIAR ANS WER ME THSI SISIPMORTANT

Send ‘happy’to receive a happy text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]: This is the first time I’ve made filet mignon and it doesn’t taste terrible! 

[text to Briar R.]: Do you think I should tweet a pic to Gordon Ramsay?

Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]:  Just because I ignore the things I hear people say about me doesn’t mean that I don’t listen.

[text to Briar R.]:  I know that I don’t dress ‘up-to-date’ and I know that I’m nerdy and I know that I’m not…super buff like a lot of other men are, you know? I know that it shouldn’t matter what other people say but…I’ve faced so much disdain from pursuing my grandfather’s dream of finding Atlantis. And I did…but what’s the use of finding a forgotten city only for it to be reduced to ashes?

[text to Briar R.]: What is the use in passion, or self-confidence, if everyone around you thinks otherwise?

[text to Briar R.]: I’m tired of not caring about what others say. 

[text to Briar R.]:I’m tired of being me.

[ellabellamy-blog]

drunk / sad / mad / reveal !!

send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: oMg BRIAR[ sent ] ella → briar rose: i think i just ate[ sent ] ella → briar rose: something[ sent ] ella → briar rose: wierd[ sent ] ella → briar rose: like OMG WTF[ sent ] ella → briar rose: i thought it was a peanut :(

send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: how much do you wanna bet i’ll never get married again lmao[ sent ] ella → briar rose: why is it so difficult to make people fall in love with like, me.[ sent ] ella → briar rose: what am i doing wrong?

send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: fucking fine[ sent ] ella → briar rose: don’t tell me what’s wrong[ sent ] ella → briar rose: don’t tell me if i’ve done anything wrong[ sent ] ella → briar rose: just keep avoiding me, that’s great!!!! amazing! wonderful![ sent ] ella → briar rose: just.............[ sent ] ella → briar rose: maybe avoiding me for a little while longer is a good idea, actually. thanks.

send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: is it weird that, even though i consider you one of my favourite friends, i don’t consider you one of my close friends?[ sent ] ella → briar rose: it’s like there’s this wall between us[ sent ] ella → briar rose: maybe we’re too different? i don’t know, to be honest, but... i don’t know, i’m probably not making sense, but........... i don’t know, briar. i feel like we don’t know each other at all.

[megaragalanis]

✧

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[destrvctions]

“Get used to disappointment.” to Philip

∘⡊ ☾ ˚ PRINCESS BRIDE ASK MEME @rvsethorned​

 “Get used to disappointment?” Philip repeats a bit dumbfounded. Disappointment isn’t something he’s familiar with. No, he was the type that never settled once he began to feel bored, he left. Perhaps that’s why he left Briar for Ella and then Ella for bachelorhood. Surely it’s one of the many reasons many consider him to be a leech of sorts, taking all he can until there’s nothing left - or at least, nothing he wants. “I’m never disappointed, Aurora. If I want something I’ll get it and that includes you. You should know that better than anyone.”

[fxirytalebound]

📞 Briar + Ariel !

◤ ✕ ・。* send me 📞 and a ship and i’ll tell you…

your muse’s contact photo in mine’s phone

your muse’s name in mine’s phone

Bri-cheese (she thinks it’s funny tbqh)

your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone

“Bubblegum Bitch” - Marina & The Diamonds

how often our muses text

not that often, but at least once a week

what our muses normally text about

if the other one’s in need, Ariel’s singing and Briar’s dancing career. mutual friends and boys (especially Cain)

our muses’ last few texts

[ MESSAGE → Bri-cheese ]: So – Cain.[ MESSAGE → Bri-cheese ]: He’ll be at the dance, right? 

[cessairhuxley]

mad / happy / bored / reveal !!

Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

sms - jacdesa://  it’s never a good idea to disappoint me.sms - jacdesa://  i think it’s about time we re-evaluated the terms of our arrangement.sms - jacdesa://  i’ll see you in my office before your shift tomorrow.sms - jacdesa://  a no-show would be a very, /very/ bad idea.

Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. 

sms - jacdesa://  yey.

Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

sms - jacdesa://  song request, firestarter by the prodigy.sms - jacdesa://  or i predict a riot by the kaiser chiefs.sms - jacdesa://  [ NOT SENT❗] or something with at least a half decent incitement to anarchy and chaossms - jacdesa:// something lively.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

sms - jacdesa:// i’m amazed.  truly.  sms - jacdesa:// silly little story girl, playing at being real.sms - jacdesa:// running out of your own fable and straight into another.sms - jacdesa:// it’s not hard.  the right words.  a little kindness.  and anyone can step into the shoes of ‘prince charming’.  sms - jacdesa:// perhaps without the tweeting birds and the princess crowns you’re all too blind to it.  the backdrop changes, the stories stay the same.  i’m just waiting for the day when the other shoe finally drops.  but with you - starry eyed, willing pawn, i wonder if it ever will.sms - jacdesa:// you just made it so very easy.sms - jacdesa:// prince charming and the bad guy can be one and the same thing.  

[ellabellamy-blog]

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

Scrunching up her nose in confusion, Ella tilted her head to the side as she looked at Briar. “That’s a song, isn’t it?”

“I don’t know that many songs,” Ella stated as she filled her glass with wine again, and giggled as a little bit of it splashed on the table. Letting her head rest into her hand, she looked at the little bit of wine on the table and stayed silent for a while. “You know... I should know more songs. We’ve been here for a while, haven’t we? I feel like my musical knowledge should be wider. Or at the very least, not terrible.”

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).