#rw moonpie

[dreamcastingdust]

Gourmand has two hands

[jimpcttcr]

 Go ahead and read on, if you think you’re ready for that.                Here’s a james playlist to set the mood.

THE INSPIRATIONS (because they are, in truth, delightful):

sirius black - his main inspiration for all things in life, without whom, naturally, he would be nothing, and would have no one to show off for

peteykins, wormy, the man, the big cheese himself 

and remus, mr moonpie, without whom I might have actually done some prison time. thanks buddy, I hope you have a good nap, okay?

mister bingley

himself (he insists)

genie - (RW)

John Lennon - james, ffs we’re talking about how I write you, not who actually inspires you, idiot.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGE- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??

→ NAME: james charlus danger fleamont potter ––– “danger is not your middle name, james.” “yes it is, it literally is.” “I didn’t name you that.” “I know, I added it myself.” → NICKNAMES: prongs, jimothy, jimmy jams – honestly, you could call this kid just about anything but JIM. or sue. or late for dinner.   → AGE / D.O.B.: 20 / 27 march → SPECIES: human? (we think) → GENDER / PRONOUNS: cismale || he/him → SEXUALITY: he’s never thought about it too hard

FAMILY → PARENTS: fleamont and euphemia potter → SIBLINGS: alphabetically: peter, remus, sirius → COUSINS: hahahhahahaha hi i’m related to most of you fuckers in some way or other → ESTRANGED:  probably like half of you technically, I don’t know I stopped counting → PETS: next question!

LIFESTYLE → BORN: london → DIED: london → RAISED: london → CURRENT RESIDENCE: see above  → NATIONALITY: english → SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, drunken idiot, pete with his mouth full, sirius with his mouth full, sleepy/cranky remus (v v fluent, yeah) → OCCUPATION: pain in minnie’s ass TRUST. FUND. BABY. (we don’t work unless dad needs a favor) → DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: sometimes, sometimes, what are you, the police? go away! that’s my purse, I don’t know you! → RELIGION: who?

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES → FACE CLAIM: noah centineo → ETHNICITY: caucasian → HEIGHT: 6′3″ → WEIGHT: 175 lbs → BUILD: tall, looks really gangly and awkward until he rolls his sleeves up or takes his shirt off it’s fine, he’s (mostly not at all) over It  → HAIR: gorgeous black curly mess (and he likes it that way, much to his father, the inventor of some really dope hair products, dismay) → EYE COLOR: hazel → DOMINANT HAND: right → SCENT: grass, sweat (faint), and cedar, usually → NERVOUS HABITS: the hair thing, fucking with his sleeves (if they’re already rolled up), paces EXTRA

CHARACTER → MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good → MBTI: esfp → WESTERN ZODIAC: aries (that’s the ram, alek) → SONG: don’t stop me now - queen

BIO

bobby newport james charlus danger fleamont potter has never worked a day in his life

at anything

ever

JUST KIDDING

the kid is efficient, but he’s dumb as hell (he’s not) and TRYING HARD AT ANYTHING LIKE IT MATTERS TO YOU just isn’t cool, alright??? it’s just not

so james works hard behind closed doors, when no one is looking

and that went doubly so for his schoolwork (detention, what a blessing, and you know what? even if did separate the marauders for detention, all that meant was he got more finished, and that’s fine, because no one knew he did his assignments)

because james potter was ranked in the top 5 students of their class …. but you wouldn’t have known it would you?

nope, because james potter was ALSO the guy who regularly said his dog ate his homework with a straight face, tackled nerds other students when they reminded professors to assign or collect things, ran in late and cut out early….FULL of excuses

and he was always in detention, it seemed.

and he WAS, at least once a week

but he was still the Gryffindor team captain for a good many years

and he was NOT “like, a total hitler” 

and for whatever reason, they let THAT guy be the Head Boy

it really should have been, like, literally anyone else, probably

but the reasons why, over the years, this troublemaking hellion with little regard for anything but a good time, was given so many priveleges and responsibilities were things that James doesn’t think .... count.

he thinks everyone does that (and he is wrong)

they’re pretty much his main redeeming qualities, and again, the very same reasons why people continue to believe (foolishly) that he has ever grown up:

like the way he loves and looks after his friends, every last one of them

or the dedication and passion behind every single thing james decides he wants to do

or the way his eyes light up when he gets excited

or that burning feeling in your chest, all fired up, after a James Potter Peptalk™ because you can take on. the world now and nothing can touch you

or the way he is with the boys

he’s a good kid ….. you just have to KNOW him to know that

but you don’t have to know him to like him, and most people do, because he’s likable ... despite literally every other facet of his personality.

and he plans to keep riding that high for a very long time.

oh, also?

BIG FAT MOMMA’S BOY – and unashamed about it.

keeps a drawer full of spare glasses AND spare phones, because he ruins at least one each per week.

[jimmyjcms]

 —— isn’t that regina george james potter? yeah that is them, sitting there at the plastics gryffindor table with those other plastics marauders seventh years. when sybill looks into that crystal ball of hers, she sees four heads folded together, then breaking away, roaring with laughter; a bright, mischievous smile, that you almost can’t say no to; a kind soul, buried deep beneath the cocky surface; your favorite hype man, the best friend to have on your side; and everyone’s favorite martyr, which tracks for that twenty year old. anyway, i’ve heard they’re pretty boisterous, generous, and an instigator. apparently they’re in for the light and a fugly slut pureblood but i’m sure that’s not related… —— [playlist || pinterest ]

THE INSPIRATIONS (because they are, in truth, delightful):

sirius black - his main inspiration for all things in life, without whom, naturally, he would be nothing, and would have no one to show off for

peteykins, wormy, the man, the big cheese himself - whose request woke his bitch ass up thanks jake I blame you

and remus, mr moonpie, without whom I might never have had these super rad antlers. thanks buddy, I hope you have a good nap, okay?

mister bingley,

himself (he insists)

genie - (RW)

John Lennon - james, ffs we’re talking about how I write you, not who actually inspires you, idiot.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGE- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??

→ NAME: james charlus danger fleamont potter ––– “danger is not your middle name, james.” “yes it is, it literally is.” “I didn’t name you that.” “I know, I added it myself.” → NICKNAMES: prongs, jimothy, jimmy jams, hitler (once, it didn’t go over well, and yes, it was about quidditch) – honestly, you could call this kid just about anything but JIM. or sue. or late for dinner.   → AGE / D.O.B.: 20 / 27 march → SPECIES: pureblood wizard also sometimes he’s just a stag and it’s chill → GENDER / PRONOUNS: non-binary || he/they → SEXUALITY: he’s never thought about it too hard

FAMILY → PARENTS: fleamont and euphemia potter → SIBLINGS: alphabetically: peter, remus, sirius → COUSINS: hahahhahahaha hi i’m related to most of you fuckers → ESTRANGED:  probably like half of you technically, I don’t know I stopped counting → PETS: next question!

LIFESTYLE → BORN: godric’s hollow → DIED: godric’s hollow → RAISED: godric’s hollow / hogwarts castle → CURRENT RESIDENCE: see above → NATIONALITY: english → SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, drunken idiot, pete with his mouth full, sirius with his mouth full, sleepy cranky remus (v v fluent, yeah) → OCCUPATION: pain in minnie’s ass student – head boy (!!!!!!), gryffindor quidditch captain & chaser  → DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: sometimes, sometimes, what are you, the police? go away! that’s my purse, I don’t know you! → RELIGION: who?

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES → FACE CLAIM: noah centineo → ETHNICITY: caucasian → HEIGHT: 6′3″ → WEIGHT: 175 lbs → BUILD: tall, looks really gangly and awkward until he rolls his sleeves up or takes his shirt off it’s fine, he’s (mostly not at all) over It (sometimes, brown, short coarse hair, four legs, and antlers) → HAIR: gorgeous black curly mess (and he likes it that way, much to his father, the inventor of sleakeazy’s, dismay) → EYE COLOR: hazel → DOMINANT HAND: right → SCENT: grass, ssweat (faint), and cedar, usually → NERVOUS HABITS: the hair thing, fucking with his sleeves (if they’re already rolled up), paces EXTRA 

CHARACTER → MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good → MBTI: esfp → WESTERN ZODIAC: aries → SONG: don’t stop me now - queen

MAGIC → WAND: mahogany, chimera scale, 11″, plaible – if he hadn’t died and all, harry woulda got a family wand but hey its cool its probably around somewhere peter can probably find It → PATRONUS: stag → BOGGART:  MOVING ON!

BIO

bobby newport james charlus danger fleamont potter has never worked a day in his life

at anything

ever

JUST KIDDING

the kid is efficient, but he’s dumb as hell (he’s not) and TRYING HARD AT ANYTHING LIKE IT MATTERS TO YOU just isn’t cool, alright??? it’s just not

so james works hard behind closed doors, when no one is looking

and that goes doubly so for his schoolwork (detention, what a blessing, and you know what? even if they do now separate the marauders for detention, all that means is he’s gonna get more finished, and that’s fine, because no one will know)

because james potter is ranked in the top 5 students of their class .... but you wouldn’t know it would you?

nope, because james potter is ALSO the guy who regularly says his dog ate his homework with a straight face, tackles nerds other students when they remind professors to assign or collect things, runs in late and dashes out early....FULL of excuses

and he’s always in detention, it seems like

and he is, at least once a week

but he’s still the team captain, and they’re going to win the cup this year

and he’s NOT “like, a total hitler” and if he hears it again, everyone is doing 50 laps. everyone.

and for whatever reason, they let THIS guy be the Head Boy

it really should have been, like, literally anyone else, probably

but the things James is forgetting to tell you is that 

Dumbledore, for all everyone else hates him, and Minnie see some of the best parts of James,that few truly get to see

like the way he loves and looks after his friends, every last one of them

or the dedication and passion behind every single thing james decides he wants to do

or the way his eyes light up when he gets excited

or that burning feeling in your chest, all fired up, after a James Potter Peptalk™ because you can take on. the world now and nothing can touch you

or the way he is with the boys

he’s a good kid ..... you just have to KNOW him to know that

but you don’t have to know him to like him, and most people do

and he plans to keep riding that high for a very long time.

oh, also?

BIG FAT MOMMA’S BOY – and unashamed about it.