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qwuilty · 2 years

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i do not have the brain power to like make these like Proper Drawings but i want to get him out there so. what would you do if you saw him press X if you would slap his shaved head and press O if you would slap his shaved head

#postal 1 #postal dude #postal #i think i have learned more about the american military complex researching for headcanons of this mf than i have my entire education.#because while he does have a simple story. and i appreciate that simple story. i have incurable “need to headcanon 100 million things”#but also in. in my defense. i think military time would explain part of how shit got So Fucked and also it in a roundabout way justifies #giving him braces via TMJ that could have occurred to the intense increase of stress #so like. cut me a little bit of bone here my friend its lining up in Ways in my head <:')#I also found out bird is a code word for a helicopter! which makes the bird nickname funnier w him cause hes like a helicopter.#just hovering over your shoulder (he doesnt mean it bad but like. please give some space dude.)#rws in their office looking at me make an entire backstory for the guy they didnt even make a name for at first:

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