#ryan was aware he was gonna get teased about this when he submitted the secret

[hoperays-song]

Ryan’s Dating History

The kids bored after a show at the Majestic, playing “Who is it?”.

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Meena, trying to act mysterious: Which one of you has... dated three magicians?

Nooshy, snorting: Ryan.

*Everyone bursts out laughing*

Ash: Instantly. Just instantly, got to be Ryan.

Ryan: *buries his face in his hands*

Meena, trying to hold back giggles: Hey! Let’s all give Ryan a minute to figure out why it’s not definitely him.

Ryan, still laughing: Yeah! Cause I’ve only dated... 2...

*Everyone now doubling over with laughter*

Ash, rolling her eyes: The other one was an IlLuSiOnIsT!

Johnny, snickering and leaning over to Ryan: I can brainstorm some good lies if you need.

Ryan, struggling to stop wheezing at this point: No, it’s- I think no one would believe anything other than... 2 or 4?

*Johnny and Meena both start snickering*

Nooshy: Are you sure it wasn’t just one magician who kept reappearing?

*Everyone else bursts out laughing again*

Buster, watching from a distance: Those kids scare me.

Clay, mildly horrified: Join the club.