Jooheon: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Changkyun: How am I supposed to know?
Jooheon: *pointedly stares at Chang's book "How to Summon Ghouls for a Happy Home"*
Changkyun, sighing: You can't kill yourself with the voodoo doll.
Jooheon: Thank you.
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Jooheon: You called the police before you called me?
Changkyun: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
Jooheon: YES!!
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Jooheon: Can I have two tickets please?
Clerk at movies: For Romeo and Juliet?
Jooheon: No, for me and Minhyuk.
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Jooheon, throwing stones at Kihyun's window: Kihyun! KIHYUN!
Kihyun: You have a phone for a reason, you know.
[Loud thunk]
Kihyun: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE?!
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