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yeah I shrimp for women

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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Counties larger than New Hampshire

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Kittens sleep together in order to conserve body heat. Interestingly enough, most cat species only need to do cuddle for body heat in the first 4 days of their life since their bodies do not possess the capability to keep themselves heated. After the first 4 days, cuddling is seen more as a social activity used to express affection rather than for practical purposes.

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Okay, I'm posting this here because this blog has a much bigger following than my main. This is the first time I've ever begged for reblogs instead of likes.

The morning of August 10th a massive storm called a derecho plowed through the midwest, devastating Southern Wisconsin, Northern Illinois, and the entire state of Iowa, which is where I live. Iowa was hit the worst. A derecho is basically the equivalent of a hurricane. Our highest recorded wind speed was 112mph.

1/3 of the state lost power, and almost 3 days later, roughly 400,000 people still don't have power. We have approximately 23 million acres of farmland, and approximately 10 million were destroyed by the storm. That's not good at all. Our crops are one of the state's main sources of economic development, and we lost so much.

The light green area inside the circle is all of our damaged crops. We lost a lot of silos and grain bins as well

Outside of our local news stations, there's barely any national media coverage on this. Ive only seen a couple, and the only ones I have seen weren't even that in that depth.

The above screenshot was from today(Aug. 12th, 2020) at 9pm CST. 2 days had passed before either of them wrote anything about it.

We have some cities that are either partly out of power or entirely out of power. One of the worst hit cities was even still recovering somewhat from a F4 tornado that went through it 2 years ago.

There's people stranded in their homes without food, power, gas and/or cell service. Please spread the word and let people know that we need help!

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did I really just drop $150 on a new strap and harness? yes, yes I did 😂😉

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Carhops in Dallas, Texas 1940

In the 40s, women carhops had discovered their tips could increase by up to $25 a week, about $460 in today’s money, if they wore significantly revealing costumes. One offended woman in Texas complained to the Fort Worth Star “we women are sick of looking at girls’ legs; we’d rather look at men’s” in an effort to force a change in women’s uniforms. Instead a local drive in responded by hiring “four husky young men… in blue shorts, white sweaters, and fancy cowboy boots” to serve women at the drive through. (source)

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me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

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And I feel ✨confident in my own body✨ in this chili’s

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2020 motivational cross stitch? Pattern is Threat by shitpostsampler on tumblr by RRachelRR

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cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

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Butches really think plain t-shirts, blue jeans and work boots are fashion (and we're right)

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uwu ilysm bro 😁

what was a small thing that happened to you today that made your day a little better?

this is such a nice question! i facetime’d @shrimplife which always improves my day uwu!!!

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men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

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Please reblog and pray for them and their families

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The Beirut explosion transposed over a map of Chicago if the bomb were to have gone off at Navy Pier. Really puts things into perspective.