#s: lyirate

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Lyon: Hamin, can I talk to you for a second?

Hamin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Ivory are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Lyon: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Ivory: Why are your tongues purple?

Cornelia: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Clarmont: I had a red one.

Ivory: Oh. 

Ivory:

Ivory: OH! 

Lyon:

Lyon: You drank each other's slushies?

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Ivory: What is your biggest weakness?

Lyon: I can be uncooperative.

Ivory: Okay, can you give me an example?

Lyon: No.

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Beatrix: Lyon isn’t answering his phone.

Ivory: I’ll call.

Beatrix: Hamin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Lyon: Hello?