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#s6 is about Jay getting a job at an antique shop
spicyicymeloncat · 2 years
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Ninjago Movie universe but it vaguely follows the story of the show
Pilots
* The skulkin are high school students and are also a weird biker gang
* Nya is opposed to them because she’s also a biker and to her biking is about honour, whilst they see biking as tool of intimidation
* Nya is so impressive she nearly becomes the new leader of the bikers before Garmadon suddenly appears to steal that title at the last second
Rise of the snakes
* The serpentine are various humans
* Skales was vice principal before taking over from the other hypnobrai general and hates Lloyd
* The fangpyre general(s) are conjoined twin art teachers that turn everything into snakes (as in craft projects). They once involved Jay in an art project where they painted him to look like a snake against his will
* The venomarie general is a science teacher and Kai accidentally makes meth in a Chemistry class
* Pythor is still a snake though. He’s like Bigfoot and Lloyd finds him and hides him in his room like he’s an awful roommate. Eventually Pythor screws Lloyd over and leaves to live in the sewers
* Pythor threatens to release the great devourer who like meowthra, is an irl snake. He never does but it’s teased
* Pythor eats Wu but Garmadon punches him in the stomach and spits him out again. Garmadon ends up yeeting Pythor into the atmosphere
Legacy of the Green Ninja
* The overlord is the spider that bit the snake that bit Garmadon
* Dareth is a ninja wannabe who got to be part of one honourary adventure
* Garmadon revisits the island and fights the spider (the overlord) that bit the snake that bit him before it disappears into Ninjago city
Rebooted
* Pixal is the ai voice connected to all the ninja mechs. Zane is dating her despite the fact that the other ninja thinks she isn’t sentient. He’ll bring flowers to the screen of his mech, and one day when no one is watching she says in her robotic ai voice that she loves Zane too so maybe she is sentient??
* Borg is the tech company technically owns the garbage dump as their personal waste bin. Jay’s parents work for the company
* All the mechs are built by the ninja, Pixal was technically software from Borg
* Cryptor and the other evil nindroids are just various electronics that Zane has beef with (cryptor is a microwave or something)
* The overlord spider appears before the ninja and there’s a slapstick sequence of them trying to kill it before Zane explodes himself to bits to kill it. The ninja slowly descend into chaos for the whole day trying different ways to fix him before Zane fixes himself
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