“you know…stewy’s in greece.” mhm mhm.
why do YOU know that kendall. i thought you weren’t speaking?
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stewy succession: a side character that has literally like 12 appearances and half of them are 2 minutes long and comedic
me, a normal and well adjusted person: he is the type of man to kill the man he was yesterday when he wakes up in the morning
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men of color are like women to me. stewy can do whatever he wants
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“No man understands Fiona Apple”
Well actually Sadegh “Stewy” Hosseini does. So now what?
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never not fascinating to me how damnably fucking pussywhipped stewy is for kendall roy like. bro. klr's coked-up sadman dick game really so so good he pulled sadegh hosseini , lemme repeat that - objectively mediocre kennyboy bagged nyc's most eligible bachelor Stewy Hosseini and not in the no strings attached fun and gaymes kinda way but the - the sexcrazed, lovedrowned and pining like some classic lit character for fucking decades kinda way??? oh i know ken gives otherworldly head.
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I really would love for hbo to just rent out stewy hosseini as a character to other random-ass shows, like I want stewy to show up in the bear and always sunny to highlight just how constantly weird his life is
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we use to have sadegh stewy hosseini ‼️
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Chubby kid Stewy is so real to me. Like the Hosseinis (who, in my eyes, are workaholics Trying Their Best) do not care that their dear Sadegh is a little fat, it's good he eats well etc etc. But then the Roys are so weird about food; when he goes to visit Kendall and Logan makes these japes in front of him, "hey Ken, don't have snacks before dinner you'll end up like our boy Stewy over here" before slapping him on the back and going "just joking, kid" but he's not really joking. This is canon to me.
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