#saints row dane vogel

[toreodaughter]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ[⚜️] :ᅠfirst you get the money, ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠthen you get the power, ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠrespect

[dxwnfxll]

Saints row 2 dads (and you're the baby)

         *------------Dad Maero-----------*                                                                   ~Maero doesn't exactly know how to dad, I mean the guy is a literal walking tank he doesn't know how the hell to raise a baby and in the middle of him trying to start a gang? Nah. ~Not many people take him seriously with a little baby strapped on him hell some even laughed at him...Well until he picked up the nearest chair and smashed it over the guys head (and the lil baby just clapping happily..he's proud of that)  ~He can def say his baby gets him the girls (and no I don't mean his truck) the lil baby strapped on him has all sorts of girls wrapping themselves around his arm. Who would of guessed a baby would be so helpful?  ~That doesn't mean he's exactly protected from the other gangs (or his child) so usually he'll leave his baby with feed dog in a makeshift baby play pen he totally didn't steal.  ~He didn't really plan for you to go to school (after all he didn't exactly know your mom was even pregnant so why the hell would he of dropped everything to put you in school? exactly) so he just has anyone in his gang with a high school (or college if he's lucky) Education teach you basic shit you'd need to know. ~No, he doesn't have you tatted up, as much as everyone jokes and would honestly think you have a tattoo somewhere. He hasn't tatted you up main reason is IF his gang fails and he y'know dies..He wants you to be adopted and raised in a better place (and tats aren't exactly gonna make you number one most wanted baby for adoption)

~ Jessica ADORES you, hell she's taken on the role as your mom she loves spending time with you (which is a huge help to Maero) Jessica even makes small jokes here and there about giving you a sibling but that nearly makes Maero have a damn heart attack (after all he doesn't wanna possibly orphan two kids or be stuck like before but with a toddler and a damn baby) ~You like to call Donnie 'Uncle don don' and he fucking loves it. Hell him and Maero even made a deal when worse comes to worse Donnies up for adopting you! So yay! (ig-) ~Maero tries his damn hardest to hide you from other gangs ESPECIALLY from the saints. After all he knows the saints took out the sons of Samedi so..easily he knows the boss is fucking ruthless. He doesn't want any of the other gangs having an advantage that'll literally break him if that said advantage is hurt..or killed.  ~Feed dog is a second uncle to you, you've already told him your dream of wanting to become just like him and 'daddy' (which Maero is semi relived and semi on edge of what the hell you could mean. He hopes you just wanna be a tat artist)

~..and that's exactly what you became, after everything was said and done you lost everyone but your uncle Donnie and some photos. You grew up and became a tattoo artist..with a small hussle on the side of course after all like father like daughter                     *------------Dad Shogo-----------*                                                                 

~Well weren't you a fucking surprise. Yup those are the words your dad said as soon as he met you. He was completely unsure of what to do with you what do you even eat? ~His father on the other hang somehow knew you existed and immediately wished to meet his grandchild. Of course your dad tried his hardest to try and keep his father away but ultimately, he ended up meeting you and actually for once felt proud (most likely because he felt his son was FINALLY becoming responsible)  ~Jyunichi is usually the one that takes care of you (so basically he's your adopted dad now) he usually ends up scolding Shogo for the reckless stuff he does with you ~Like the time Shogo decided he wanted some Father child bonding time and put your car seat on his bike and sped off Jyunichi decided the best punishment for that was to (tattle) tell Shogos dad about the stupid shit he'd been up to. ~Even though Shogo is completely reckless and needs A LOT of child caring classes he actually does care about you and tries his best to protect you. He'll leave about 20 so Ronin to stay with you if he needs to go out (or he'll leave Jyunichi with these 20 so Ronin to protect you)  ~If you want or need something he damn well gets it! He also tries his hardest to not be like his dad but sometimes it comes out, when he sees your eyes fill with tears he'll immediately do anything to make them stop it just reminds him of how his childhood was and that's not at all what he wants ~He tries to keep his dad away from you, he doesn't want you to grow up like him. If you end up messing up when his dad is around Shogo will immediately blame anyone else or even himself so you're not subjected to your grandpas harsh words so quickly.

~Shogo honestly would've rather put you up for adoption than let you have to continue the Ronin legacy..I suppose luckily it did end up coming to that as after the Ronin fell you were taken in by Stillwater CPS. You were left in the system for years all because you refused to believe your dad was gone

~When you finally grew up you didn't want revenge for what happened..okay that's a lie you did want revenge, so you ended up helping those who hated the saints and made their life fucking miserable.   

                      *------------Dad Veteran child-----------*                                                                   ~What.the.fuck. yup those were the words he said to your mom as she dropped you off, She didn't exactly want to abandon you but yeaaahhh you were kinda too much on her free-spirited life of partying and drugs. ~Bro was flabbergasted to be meeting you he knew he prob did have some kids out there, but he never expected to actually meet any of them. ~He won't ever admit it but he did try to take you back, leave you at a fire station, leave you in the park just anywhere away from him he COULDN'T take care of you! But his guilt always got the best of him and he'd end up grabbing you and humming a tune to stop you from crying ~Just like with Maero you def came with perks the ladies loved him! Almost all the time he'd find some girl bending over to coo at you while he's on the phone with the General or Mr. Sunshine. He prob would've taken those girls home but you refused that (oh well at least he got their numbers) ~He also became a more well known DJ with you always in some carrier or a stroller with him (he didn't really trust anyone to take care of you) lots of people ended up making nicknames for you two or jokes like "I guess Veteran child is Veteran dad now huh?" or "Veteran child and his Veteran baby" he totally didn't adopt the nickname Veteran baby for you and he also totally didn't dress you up to look like him at all  ~The General and Mr. Sunshine...eeehhh he'd rather they stay away from you he for one doesn't want them to use you as an advantage orrr the creepier possibility they actually like you and he'll have to witness them coo over you (trust him it's a scary look)  ~When he ends up dating Shaundi you're a toddler by then, she totes loves you but doesn't exactly understand you're a toddler sometimes. She'll end up putting something violent on the TV for you to watch and Veteran child will have a freak out  ~He'll literally cover your eyes with both of his hands and go "Shaundi! What the fuck they're 2?!" She'll just shrug and go "Hey I was raised around that and turned out fine" He'll go visibly pale thinking of you becoming another Shaundi ~He doesn't really worry about dying until Mr. Sunshine and the General threaten him to kidnap Shaundi while he was out looking for music (ofc with you) ~"Yeah, this one's a real banger Y- Holy shit!" After the convo is over, he will literally start crying you're five by that time so you're aware and try to help him the best you can. He'll give you a small smile, but he knows what he has to do now.  ~He'll make some calls of course none of his friends want a kid, so he's left with only one other option. He tells Cps some wacky story about his 'neighbor' so that you're taken away by the time he's dead.  ~And it happens your dad dies and well you're taken away to a 'better home' Ironically enough when you grow up you become just like him. Except you work for the saints (yes yes you should hate them. But when you finally learned what happened you could only hope your dad doesn't hate you) you end up taking on the nickname he gave you 'Veteran baby' and claim the legacy of Veteran child. Oldies end up really like you at first and soon you're on to becoming one of the best Djs without the fears your dad had                             *------------Dad Johnny gat-----------*                              

(this is gonna get sad be ready) ~(adopted)Johnny was the most prepared, why? Well you were his and Aishas they both finally felt maybe it was time to adopt a child and so they adopted you a perfectly healthy baby {gender} ~(not adopted)He can still remember holding you as Aisha laid in the hospital bed resting, You had his eyes Aishas nose you were perfect in every way ~the three of you actually had some great time (Troy purposely led the whole Gat case elsewhere so Johnny could at least hear your first word) you were def one smart baby though  ~Sadly Johnny did end up getting arrested while out to get groceries which was horrible for you and Aisha, Eesh didn't know exactly what to do except wear a disguise to go out or ask her sister for help ~Johnny hated everyday in that god damn jail away from you and away from Eesh he already knew he was gonna get death row he was at least thankfully for the visits Troy made to tell him updates on Aisha and you  ~and of course Gat never dies! He was saved and brought back home you were about four at the time and immediately rushed to Johnny with your arms out. He picked you up and held you close before introducing you to your 'Auntie Boss'  ~Much to Aishas displeasure sometimes Johnny would end up taking you to the saints HQ (Mainly cause Pierce and Shaundi wouldn't quit bitching about meeting you) ~Most of the time when you were at HQ Shaundi and Pierce would end up dressing you up (in oversized clothes) of course Auntie boss would lend some clothes as well. By the time Gat came back to pick you up you had a random strippers cowboy hat on, an oversized purple shirt with a belt around your waist and Shaundi had done your hair in [random hairstyle]  ~When you got home tho as much as Aisha thought it was cute she loved to see you in clothes that were for you so she'd end up dressing you up in your own clothes ~When Aisha died it was hard, you had to stay at HQ for almost a whole month without any info about your dad or your mom Auntie boss ended up saving you from some Ronin member that tried to take you  ~During your stay Pierce and Shaundi always tried their best to cheer you up and always treaded away from the subject of your parents, one of them was always left to take care of you  ~When Johnny got out of the hospital his immediate first thought was to find you and luckily you were just sitting on the couch as some random stripper was paid to do a puppet show for you, When he saw you he rushed over and hugged you happy that you were at least alive ~you were made aware of Aishas death and attended the funeral Auntie boss had to cover your eyes from all the violence ironically enough Johnny didn't want you to see him punch out some guys teeth at such a young age                              *------------Dad Dane Vogel-----------*                                                        

~wowza well aren't you just...something  ~He isn't a good guy we all know this nor is he really the best dad.  ~he usually keeps you in a little play pen by his desk with some blocks and stuff Jamie picked out ~He has no clue who the hell your mother is he tried to narrow it down but he gave up when you started calling him 'da' 

~Jamie is usually the one that takes care of you, watches you and takes photos of you..

~oh yes you read correctly, See Dane may not exactly be the best dad but he loves to have photos of you around his desk and one in his wallet ~He keeps his distance from you though as he just doesn't understand how the hell to be a dad which is ironic since he'll get pissed if anyone assumes you're Jamies kid and he'll correct them with a "ha.uh no I'm Y/ns dad don't we look alike?" He'll act like they're stupid or something ~When you were a baby sometimes he'd go off on little rants and wait for you to 'answer' "so yeah that's my plan whatcha think?" '....baaaaa' . . . . "y'know you are right, first idea it is little soon to be Ceo"  ~He never worried a day in his life about dying he always felt something would always save him so when he did end up dying no one really knew what to do with you, So you ended up going for adoption  ~Down the line you became the complete opposite of him, you helped people one of you major plans was to get rid of the homeless by making the unhomeless! You sure as hell earned your ticket to heaven. And even though Dane was rotting in hell he couldn't help but cry a bit after the earth had exploded and you weren't down here with him..but he was happy either way. 

[whoredmode]

Ain’t that a kick in the head?

[jul1ev0gel]

Julie: Sup~ *smile* Made in Picrew.me Credit to: - Moro Tsuyoshi

[lildrawsart]

The man himself, Dane Vogel

[ineffag-swag]

They would either be rivals or kiss. Or both.

[classicsinga]

At least he's had his tetanus shot

[gothedralhoe]

The Saints with Ultor in SR2 vs SRTT

[citronwolf]

Dane Vogel from Saints Row 2

[crimescrimson]

The Brutal Rampage of The Boss in Saints Row 2: Death Of Jessica | Mutilation of Matt | Stabbing of Maero | Death Of Maero | The Ronin Massacre on Misty Lane | Death Of Jyunichi | Death Of Mr Akuji | Death Of Dane Vogel | Death Of Julius Little

[kikidewynter]

sr2 faction leaders chat

[sleazy-art]

AGAIN

[whoredmode]

umm saints row but it’s a short-lived MTV adult cartoon from 2001

[jul1ev0gel]

Julie: Hey, how are you? -smile-

Made in Picrew.me Credit to: -lunewani

[masschase]

Ask meme 1 for ben and 13 for Dane vogel and shaundi

I wanted to do line drawings again but I've had to settle for quick sketches as today's been absolutely shocking for drawing time. I like my answers though 😊

Character ask meme (will accept more to do tomorrow :))

1. a fun headcanon about Ben Sooo Ben tends to hang out in the kitchen a lot in SRIV and in the Christmas letters he mentions he will make chocolate chip cookies for Santa once he gets access to a decent kitchen and supplies. So I like to think Ben is the best cook on board and frequently ends up preparing the meals on board. Everyone persuades him to cook at least twice a week as there and he mostly obliges as he's proud to excel in this area. He is especially good at chocolate chip cookies.The Saints do in fact refurbish the ship's kitchen in my hc around late 2021 so that should help.

13. thier happiest memory for Dane Vogel Honestly this is just the perfect excuse to draw Dane and Kiki getting hell married.

Their colours were red and orange. Ultor & Morningstar colours and flames of hell colours. It all just works. I think Dex may have been the best man.

I need to redo or finish this at some point I think bc the idea of Viola disgruntledly throwing confetti is perfection to me and honestly I want to draw it in colour.

13. thier happiest memory for Shaundi I mean I always think of what she says in the Christmas DLC about well... Christmas. All her family coming together and a tree that reached the ceiling.

My brain has this image of the above but drawn well with twinkling lights everywhere, and then it turns out it's all just the memories of pre-SR2 Shaundi smoking stuff out of a lightbulb. This is what I mean when I say my brain writes cheques my artistic talent cannot cash.