#sanders pollshit

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* “go-to” doesn’t mean “only”! there’s a bunch of situational signoffs I haven’t put here, this is more about what you use by default

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no “both” option as that is for cowards. you will need to justify your answer with a short form essay

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awesome.

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*included a couple common non meats as well :3

you know the deal, rb for larger sample size 🦭

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* in this case, a different word like “cinema” is for movies + where they’re shown

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please rb for sample size!

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* I am deeply sorry but there was no room** on this poll for jack’s mom/milky white/cinderella’s family/steward/granny/the giants. it is so evil that tumblr dot com only has 12 answer slots

** “why include the wolf then?” well you see he has a whole entire song.

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regarding the Stephen Sondheim Sweenett Sex Letter:

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* “better” in this case means “most practical” “most versatile” “easiest to use” etc. this isn’t fmk but we can do fmk later if you want

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1. the most literal possible interpretation of the english dialogue. deals with the idea that in the crucible era all was one and one was all, with no singular lifeforms or ideals. in this case the crucible knights and others tied to the crucible would be retroactively paying tribute to an age they did not experience

2. post-stew. individual lifeforms did exist, but actual thought and will as humans would think of did not. the elden ring equivalent of dinosaur times. crucible knights idolize these beasts’ uncomplicated strength, but still did not ever experience the era themselves

3. post-dinosaur times. both individual lifeforms and free will existed, but separate societies did not. all are one in the sense of there being no discrimination, war, organized religion, etc on account of survival still being the number one priority. the elden ring equivalent of caveman times. it’s possible crucible knights and the like did live then and are just really, really old

4. self explanatory. something that came before the elden beast and the greater will, but was equal in terms of technological and societal advancement. could possibly relate to the giants, the helphen, the deathbirds, etc. if the present day lands between are ancient greece, then the crucible era is minoan civilization

5. the crucible existed under the greater will, but only during placidusax’s reign. the idea of “all are one” can be interpreted here as being about beasts rising to the same level as humans rather than everyone starting out equal in the first place. when marika changed the ring, the crucible era ended

6. the crucible era and marika’s rule overlapped, and the crucible only ended once the erdtree stopped producing sap and things started going to shit. the end of the era could feasibly coincide with events the game directly tells us about, such as godfrey’s induction as elden lord