#sas rogue heroes shitposts

[eoinmcgonigal]

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[just-barrow]

SAS: shitposts 276/∞

[lengthy-artery]

sas rogue heroes + vintage pin badges

bonus

[dukesoakedoats]

paddy maynes favourite pastime: annoying the men he sleeps with

[answermywearyquery]

[moonstone-vibe]

"C'est fini." - Herbert Bruckner (SAS: Rogue Heroes ep.6)

Also, spot the differences

[eoinmcgonigal]

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[eoinmcgonigal]

Okay, now I judge this guy:

Too tortured to live, too interesting to watch interact with and fuck up the ecosystem to die.

He's like the OG fucked up guy. His issues have issues. He's fascinating to watch. He's broken in ways you didn't know a guy could be broken. Delicious.

Looks: 10/10 Tortured guy issues: 1000/10 Derangement: we're-going-to-need-a-bigger-chart/10 Unhealthy coping mechanisms: 1000/10 Other: +95729374 for everything else about him Total: he's-so-fucked-up/10

If he's your fave hot guy, well you probably just watched the show. A hundred thousand prayers for us all. We love this fucked up disaster, because he's like if someone went 'oh hey what if we take lots of fucked up shit, shove it into one guy, and dial it up to max, but he's still loveable'. If we or someone we care about has an issue, Paddy probably has that issue too. He's our guy. Our fucked up, deranged, tortured guy. He is here to bear our burdens, and to be sexy while doing it. We want him to be worse. We want him to get better. He'll do both at the same time, somehow. Very, very talented.

[eoinmcgonigal]

Mike Mike Mike, this desert goblin must not be left out!!

Right?!??! We wouldn't be anywhere without him!

Competence never looked so sexy. I don't even know what more to add. Within seconds of first seeing this guy tinkering with his jeep, he's appraised the fuckuppery, given Jock a snarky reply and a 'riiight okay' look dripping with Judgement for turning down water, shown off mad driving skills, and been so sexily RIGHT as well as flippantly cool about it. He just... pulls off an astonishing stunt, then calmly lights a ciggie. Wow. Is 'desert suave' a thing? This guy looks disarmingly soft and fluffy but he is the absolute pinnacle of competence and cool.

Looks: 15/10 Competence: off the charts/10 Derangement: 10/10 Fluffiness: 100/10 Driving skills: 666/10 Other: +82 for how sexy swearing is in that accent of his Total: competence you can ride all day long/10

There are two types of people in this universe: those who want Mike Sadler, and those who want to be Mike Sadler. Absolutely no one is immune to this man. He's here now. Everything is going to be okay.

[eoinmcgonigal]

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Would you rate Johnny Cooper for a curious anon?

Oh absolutely! (sorry it took so long, and @kafkaesquegf thank you for requesting him too!)

He's a freak. His posture is surreal. He's cute, blond, sincere, and he wants to commit murder. He could be Barbie. Maybe he is Barbie. He's the sort of guy who should be annoying because he's so damn eager and irritatingly young and pretty and good at what he does, but he's so disarmingly sweet and earnest no one stands a chance holding a negative thought or feeling about him. He also truly is unaware of his impact on people around him. Sunshine, murder, and a fondness for hair braiding. His dorkward ways are utterly captivating.

Looks: 14/10 Posture: idk if i should be impressed or terrified/10 Derangement: 10/10 (perfect, sweetly balanced) Sincerity: 9,000+/10 Other: +343 for being the sweetest guy ever to murder fascists Total: Action Barbie/10

Aside from him being a soft-kitten-looking kinda guy with very sharp claws, I suspect that the appeal here is seeing such a genuinely sweet guy beign accepted, loved, and thriving. He's your fave?? You just outed yourself as loving seeing the best in people ;)

[eoinmcgonigal]

Hi!

Judge Eoin! And Paddy

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything said or done while thinking about Eoin McGonigal

No mortal is fit to judge such perfection.

Looks: 1000/10 Sexiness: off the charts Derangement: 10/10 he loves Paddy there's hope for us all Voice: 1000/10 Capacity for fatal levels of loyalty: 10/10 Other: +801 for gorgeous hands Total: perfection/10

If you find him hot, well, you're only human.

[eoinmcgonigal]

Please judge Bill!

This one? Found grumping in the desert??

He's like candyfloss with jaggedy lurking stuff inside.

Like, he will fuckin bite. And honestly, that's a sensible reaction in a lot of the situations he ends up in. Which, well... He joined the SAS. He shouldn't be surprised. I think he's genuinely surprised to be the sole voice of reason so often, though. The burden he bears... Tragic. Won't someone help him carry it??

Looks: 10/10 Sanity: possibly critically endangered/10 Derangement: 8/10 (he did join the SAS...) Untapped ferocity: 18/10 Other: +342 for sticking up for the rank & file Total: underappreciated cutie/10

I have enjoyed contemplating/judging him (let's be real, he's a very good Judge of Things, and I 100% respect that). I get the feeling he's one for the Society of Underappreciated Characters' Champions (SUCCers). Have you suffered an injury at work? Has the burden of carrying an entire unit of dumbasses left you with a bad back, aching shoulders, and a long, weary sigh others mistake for the worn creak of time? If so, Bill Fraser may be the character for you. Watch SAS: Rogue Heroes today, and see if He's the answer to all your problems!

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Augustin?

And also for @gyunikum who desires to see the Philosopher

(here he is!)

There's a lot to philosophise over here. He's automatically losing/gaining points for so many things (derangement, for example, traditionally you'd love points for being unhinged, but in these Judgements the less sanity you have the higher you score, so...)

Anyway!

Where did he come from? What's going on with this guy? He thinks it's a good idea to fuck with the Maddest Bastard of All, while being 6'22" of pure, overcooked noodle. I'm warming to him. He has issues.

He cares about his guys, that's for sure. And enough to tell the willing-to-play-Russian-roulette-to-prove-a-point-and-very-cleary-fucked-up guy that 'it's just the piano'. Interesting tactic there. Booksmart? Yes. People-smart? Gonna mark that as a 'fuck no'. (Relatable.)

I sort of need to have a conversation with him, so that I can do Science and work out what's going on in that admittedly rather handsome head. It's fascinating.

I strongly, strongly suspect that this is a guy who should think about consequences, but usually fucking doesn't.

Looks: 11/10 i'm fascinated Intelligence: simultaneously -90000/10 and 90000/10 Derangement: 72/10 Noodle quality: 9/10 (a bit overcooked, would benefit from sauce) Other: +100 for his ability to have kept his glasses in tact Total: I'm so confused but really enjoying it/10

Paddy accessory? Nah. If that's the main selling point, you're clearly missing how deliciously uncalibrated this guy is. What a fascinating mess. He's making bespectacled French philosophy dudes irrationally sexy to me with his abysmal sense of self-preservation and terrible people-reading skills. Congratulations to Augustin enjoyers on your impeccable taste!