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For today’s video, I give you one of the longest standing Christmas Extravaganza traditions: The Virgin Mary and The Virgin Mary Dancers cheering up Santa with their burlesque rendition of “Santa Baby” feat. Sabels, Suspenders, and Stripping. The ‘Nice List’ always was overrated, anyway. Choreo by @cogrobs, Costumes by @bren_bash

#truly beloved....& sure af doth believe i've seen a video of this sequence from earlier Xmas Spectacular days pretty intact then to now #joe iconis christmas extravaganza #picking things up for that final verse lmao always love it #closing my eyes hand to heart smiling into the distance over [will roland As uncle peenie As virgin mary dancer] ;w;#whilest also now more than ever We're Making Krampusnacht Happen it's halloween 2 And it's sexy. need the variety anyways #casting about like uhh what's sexy about christmas umm....guess we're fucking santa? well we're fucking the krampus also fr!#also a great time like so the now traditional association of blue robes with the sexy virgin mary right?#let's walk through the wikipedia provided history of european Blue Pigment & other relevant pigmentation developments & trends #and of course just now looking up like ah i see regarding jesus' siblings the catholic church says Cousins the eastern orthodox church #says Stepsiblings from a mysterious former marriage of joseph's. alright lol. up next junia & whether prominent among the apostles means #you Are an apostle or your prominence is (held) among the apostles. let's just mistranslate it into a masculine form name either way

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