#scare bears

[octobersociety]

[aneverlastinghalloween]

[irpieday]

Today's scare bear is-

... where'd he go?

[gabriel-vzqz]

(vía Camiseta esencial con la obra «scare bears» de marlon81)

[uncanny-tranny]

The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.

Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.

[let-them-fight]

never forget your roots

[sonofshermy]

via

[motianz]

Why is He Tian here?

Because he wanted to see you so much

[itsguysnightitsironic]

HEY Q U I E B R A , AY!

🎶Dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, que estamos enterrados en deudas, dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, HEY QUIEBRA, AY! 🎶

There's one brain cell and somehow the ones who don't have it are winning.

[gomi--neko]

Gay bar substory

[mlpoutofcontext]

[quantumfeat72]

ok i just had a humans-are-space-orcs thought

i grew up in bear country. like, the “you can’t leave food in your car because the bears will break your car and eat it” kind of bear country. so up there people make sure to teach their kids how to avoid getting eaten by bears. and you know the number one thing you do to avoid encountering a bear in the first place?

you make sure it hears you coming

if you’re hiking with a friend, you talk loudly the whole time. if you don’t want to do that, or you’re alone, you wear bells or something else that makes noise. because bears aren’t stupid, they know humans are trouble, and they don’t wanna fuck with you any more than you wanna fuck with them

like. think about that. bears are walking tanks. they can cave in the door to a house or move around a 500 pound dumpster like its nothing. you can shoot a bear with a gun and not do much more than piss it off. a bear could absolutely pick off one lone human on a hike for a free meal. but bears never hunt humans, and they rarely attack humans

like imagine an alien visiting earth and their human friend hands them a bell and says “when we go through here we gotta make sure the local apex predators know exactly where we are at all times”

and they’re like “...oh, yes, of course. the other predators on earth must have learned that they can’t kill a human, and it’s better to avoid a fight if you can”

and the human says “no, if a bear attacked us we’d die”

and they’re like, wait, what?? you want to give our exact location to something that could easily kill us? do you have a death wish??? and their friend is like, no, look, bears don’t fuck with humans if they can help it

not because they can’t, but because they know better

[oobbbear]

Hey so while I was planning that Orange Knife story I realized that the lore makes no sense and plot holes are everywhere

Instead of fixing it and burn my brain, I want y’all to take out your suspension of disbelief and level it to the max and just enjoy the shits and giggles Okay good

[irpieday]

Todays scare bear is Somniphobia 🐻🛏️

[uncle-cucky]

Riding the rainbow!!!

[naffeclipse]

Okay, with all the Y/N's we already have for Apex Polarity, I can't hurt to add one more yeah? (Haha I'm so normal about this au, definitely not spending my afternoons scrolling through your page looking for more AP asks and info haha) What about a polar bear Y/N? Something somewhere between a selkie and a harpy but of a polar bear

Oh, I'm picturing centaur-esque Y/N with the lower body of a polar bear! It would balance the scales with Eclipse as you're also an apex predator. You would have never seen an orca siren, and Eclipse would have never met anyone or anything as strange and beautiful as you.

You see the shadow in the water while you are crossing the frigid ocean to reach the other end of a gulf where food hopefully is, and then there's a siren swimming right beside you. You're not afraid—what would dare try to attack you? But you are very curious about this handsome stranger. Eclipse is fascinated with your anatomy (so many limbs and your fur is so soft and white!)

There's no threat, not even competition for food. Eclipse gladly brings you so many fish and seals and everything else you could ever eat! You try to return the favor by giving him food he might never had before, like seabirds or arctic foxes. He's pleased to exchange meals with you. Sometimes, you'll lumber along an icy shelf while Eclipse swims aside in the water.

You think it's funny that this siren insists that he sees you every day, but you enjoy the friendship. He's just so sweet and earnest. He also tends to grab you for impromptu cuddles in the water, dragging you in (because you allow it) but you chalk that up to species differences in social behaviors.

Meanwhile, Eclipse is doing everything and more to court you but you're just not getting it.