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[kawareo]

Meet COSHACONS!

(from top to bottom) Brakecheck, Pullback, Hoey, Tapex, Chemspill

They're the youngest Decepticon Combiner team, created to keep others in check as their COSHA (Cybertronian Occupational Safety and Health Administration), or as they're known more commonly, the DHD (Decepticon Health Division). The acronym occasionally gets them mixed up with the DJD (Decepticon Justice Division), as they sound similar, especially when cried out in terror.

They're mostly non-combative and travel the universe to check up on Decepticon (and, after the War is over, Cybertronian in general) outposts and make sure they're up to workplace safety codes. As a team, they generally work better together than most Decepticon combiners, and are very close-knit.

Their delightful designs are done by @screamn-robo-dog

Individual introductions below the cut!

BRAKECHECK

As the team leader, Brakecheck has been forged with the Cybertronian Health and Safety Code hardwired in his processor, so he takes it seriously and very literally, which results in an aggressive autism anxiety disorder.

He's a literal hardened warrior, as his outlier ability amps his physical strength and causes his outer armor to harden, making him an almost impossible to beat opponent in a fight. Most of his fights though consist of him wrangling Motormaster when he gets out of hand, as Brakecheck is, despite his rough appearance, a person who prefers to avoid putting others in danger (whether that means killing them, or just not forcing them to wear proper helmets).

He's bonded with Tarn over their autism shared passion for properly filled out reports, and is helplessly crushing on his teammate Chemspill.

PULLBACK

The resident medic was originally brought into the team from the outside, as the forged team consisted only of three members due to at the time low resources.

After their mentor left for retirement, Brakecheck heavily relies on Pullback to guide him as the medic is much older and has more experience. He is very no nonsense, unless drinks are involved, which happens more often than he would like to admit.

He has been in a relationship with Hoey and Tapex ever since he's officially joined the team.

HOEY

Second of the original trio, Hoey (full name Backhoe) was accidentally forged without shame. He's long since changed his original color palette to something more vibrant, which suits his loud and obnoxious personality.

Hoey is an aspiring rapper who's original raps are so offensive and terrible, he is rumored to be able to restart the war if he would be allowed to perform at an Autobot base, but he still enjoys what he does and believes all that matters are the fans who actually enjoy his art (which means mostly Misfire, and for unknown reasons, Prowl).

He's been in a relationship with Tapex since they were forged, and they've added Pullback when he joined the team.

TAPEX

Youngest of the original trio, Tapex is a safety tape dispenser with terrible motion sickness, but he tries to not let that affect his work. He needs incredible large amounts of energon to function as his frame produces the tape itself.

He is a very ratty, anxious little mech, who has the misfortune of working the team's communications. He inspires to be like their leader as he has a lot of respect for him.

He's been in a relationship with Hoey since they were forged, and added Pullback when he joined the team.

CHEMSPILL

This well-rounded chemist is the newest member, replacing their old mentor after he's retired. He specializes in toxins and radioactive materials, and makes sure the team's quarters are spotless.

His calm, clean and organized personality got Brakecheck (who was at first suspicious of him due to his name) to fall stupidly in love, but he is incapable of pursuing him as the Code doesn't allow dating your subordinates. Despite that, Chemspill is returning his feelings and just waiting for the right moment.

Thanks for reading all this if you got so far! i love these fuckers dearly and cant wait to make silly comics of them!

[solojihyo]

JOSHUA FUCK MY LIFE : LIFE IN A MINUTE

[strange0-0storm]

YOU ARE SO SO SO SO COOL. I have been following you for a little while and your art is just so amazing like i would straight up print some of it and hang it. Seriously omg you're like my top 3 fav smg4 artist

WAA THANK YOUUU AAAAAGHHH‼️‼️

I'm SO SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART AAGRHHRHRH Even if it's been my doodles and sketches, promise imma make a digital drawings trust✋️ BUT OMG IM ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES AAGRHHR IM SO HAPPYYY LITERALLY HUGS YOU💖💖💖💖💖

Love drawing these dumb little guys

[autobot-ratchet]

Ratchet + 8d

Ratchet my love my sunshine

[sappho-rose]

FINALLY GOT A STYLUS \o/

so here's a little ness doodle :>

[microwave-core]

I'm screaming what do you mean we are getting a Mario RPG remake I fucking put this is my drafts last night wtf

[dru-plays-starbound]

ask game: 🍴, 🥁, 💺

Hiya!

🍴Which alien food do you really really really wish was real?

Oh, so many.

If I could go out and get any of the Starbound food, my meal would like like this:

Starter - Spicy Feathercrown Main - Ocean Risotto Dessert - Oculemon Meringue Drink - Cyanider

🥁 Favorite musical instrument?

Hmm, I'm not big on the instruments, I'll be honest. The inclusion of the Ocarina and it's description makes me giggle though.

💺What is your favorite furniture set? What is your favorite standalone furniture item? Do they go together?

I think my fave 'standalone' item is the apple basket. That works its way into the many, many builds. It's just so cute and wholesome.

As for a fave set... ugh! It's hard to pick 😅️ I think I'm going to go with the Cabin set. I really like the stove, rocking chair, and stool table. They end up in a lot of builds too.

Thanks for the questions! Happy Starbounding 🌠️

[pizzacrustdisposal]

the hyperactivity is HITTINN RN somw bitchass crusty white dog bullied my pubby and them I overdosed on f/o content someone put my ass through a MEAT GRINFER!!!!!!!!

[retrace-104]

FUCKING I WAS SAYING IN THE DISCORD SERVER HOW I WAS HOPING WE’D GET SPIDERLILIES JUST BASED ON A LN SET AND NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWW YOURE TELLING ME THEY HEARD ME???????????FCUUUCUUUUUUJJKK.

[old-stoneface]

do you ever think about the vetvimes breakup at the end of night watch. fucking devastating

[kof-xiii]

I cant believe that Tumblr user clem actually hates all men, doesn’t know what lawyers even are and thinks fighting game men are garbage it’s crazy

guess im gonna have to knock some sense back into that guy, huh. tsk.

[scum-belina]

Gus Fring's more successful brother

[localrobosexual]

Song-number ask:

6. and 19.

6. makes me feel like i could kill god

U CANT MAKE ME PICK JUST ONE FUCK it's gotta be the loud and heavy EDM ofc. The Dead March and Thrones of Blood by Sullivan King are my top two contenders tbh, but Overkill by RIOT would also be a close second >:3c

19. is from my favorite genre

i'm a Random Song Enjoyer through and through so I don't exactly have a favorite genre, BUT i'm a huge sucker for drum and bass when it comes to EDM! I also don't exactly keep up with what's what in regards to like subgenres and whatnot, so I could totally be wrong with pegging this as drum and bass but whatever lmfao. Anyways, Move Back by Crankdat comes to mind for this one!

[lightvixxen]

Kinktober day 2-knife play with Unsub!spencer reid

Happy kinktober day 2!

WARNINGS: 18+ mndi, Dom!spencer reid, Spencer actually cuts reader with a knife, mean!spencer, sub!reader, spencer is kinda toxic, NOT PROOF READDD as usualll

Spencer was not a good man, never claimed to be, at least for as long as he’s known you. He had you pinned against a bed in the motel you’ve taken a temporary residence in, a knife placed against your throat. Spencers legs were on either side of yours, the hand that wasn’t holding the knife was next to your head, supporting his weight. 

He looked down at you like you were nothing, just the scum beneath his shoe, which you guessed was accurate in a way. You were there purely for his pleasure and leverage. In a best case scenario, you were a hostage, worst case an accomplice. 

The knife against your throat was close enough to draw blood, he could kill you here and now, you stared up at him with nothing but love, you were a little ashamed at the fact you could feel a wetness building up in your panties, only a little though. You clench your thighs together as subtly as you can. Of course this didn’t go unnoticed by the man above you. 

His eyes drop to your legs, a smirk creeping onto his face as he breathily laughs. 

“Really? Your into this? God your sicker than I am, my darling.” Spencer moved the knife away from your throat, moving down so its against your chest instead. His head dips down, kissing the sensitive flesh that was yout throat. 

He twists the knife so that the sharp edge is against your clothing, and without looking, he cuts your shirt off of you. 

You didn’t even know it was happening until you heard a RIIIIIP  sound, looking down you noticed your shirt was in tatters. 

“Spencer!” you almost screamed, “That was one of my good ones!” Spencer rolled his eyes, he could care less about what he destroyed, especially if it was yours. 

“I’ll buy you a new outfit, just shut up.” He growls, moving the fabric off of you with the knife, he drags the knife down your body, leaving goosebumps in its wake. Spencer takes his time with undressing you, calculated cuts, threatening to knick you each time you so much as whined about him cutting your clothing. 

Once you were fully undressed and your clothes laid in a torn pile Spencer raised himself to sit on his knees, admiring his work, admiring you. 

“Look at you, so pretty…” He mumbled, running the knife against your bare skin, he ran the tip of the knife against the top of your breasts, slowly slicing the skin there. You hissed in pain, sucking air through yout teeth, forcing yourself not to screamn as tears welled up behind your eyes. 

“I should write my name here…Make it so you’ll always have a memory of me, even if I get caught.” He hums, lifting the knife up briefly, “But I won’t, because I actually do want you to go free, if you don’t end up killed.” 

“Wouldn’t carving your name into me only solidify the fact I was a hostage-” you gasped, Spencer had lifted your legs so they were resting on his thighs, forcing you to bare your naked cunt to him. You flinched at the sudden cool air against your hot cunt, your thighs were drenched in your wetness. Spencer tsked once he saw the mess that was between your thighs, before moving one of his hands to unbuckle his belt. 

“No…They know me too well, I’m a possessive man, darling, I like to mark what is mine” Spencer leaned down to suck a mark into your skin, just above the small incision he made to prove his point. The hand that had undone his belt moved to dive into your soaked cunt. You moaned, throwing your head back as he dipped two fingers into you. 

Spencer was no doubtedly good with his hands, and his memory only helped him, he played you like a god damn instrument, he found your g-spot in a matter of seconds, pumping his fingers in and out of you at a ruthless pace. You were hurtling towards the edge in the matter of seconds. 

“Spencer! Fuck- I’m gonna cum too soon please-!” You begged him, this was an almost endless cycle, him forcing you over that edge over and over again whenever he got the chance. 

“Please what? Speed up? Slow down? What do you want baby?” he asks you, his voice was condenciending, a fake pout crossed his features seeing your eyes well up with tears again. Soon enough your body spasamed as your orgasm overtook you. After a few seconds you finally came down from your high, your body pleasurably numb. 

Spencer removed his cock from its confines, you whimpered at the sight, his cock was impossibly pretty, the tip was an angry shade of red, most likely from being confined in the tight slacks he wears. 

“Now, I’m going to fuck you and I swear to god if I hear one complaint or scream from you I’m fucking you with the knife, got it?” You nodded quickly, Spencer shot you a look, a silent way of saying he wanted verbal confirmation. 

“Yes.” Spencer smiled, satisfied with your answer, before slowly sinking his cock into your sensitive hole. He bottomed out quickly, your last orgams proving to having loosened you up enough to take him with little to no restraint. 

Once he was fully sheathed in you, his hand with the knife, that had been forgotten admist your orgasmic haze, brought it so it was resting against your throat once again. You suddenly snapped out of the brain fog that had surrounded you, acutely aware of the cold steel pressed against your throat, threatening to slice it at a given moment. 

You opened your mouth to scream, but Spencer pressed the knife closer to your throat. 

“Ah ah, It better not be a scream, don’t forget what I told you.” You gulped, and Spencer started moving, he started out slow before ruthlessly thrusting into you. He had a sadistic glint in his eye, obviously enjoying the fact your life rested in his hands. 

It wasn’t long before both Spencer and you were cumming, typically he would need to be patient with you, but the adrenaline of the knife pressed against your throat had you closer to the edge of bliss faster than normal. 

Spencer released himself into you, painting your inner walls with his cum, you moaned loudly, that being enough to finally tip you over the edge. 

After a few minutes you both were a panting mess, and Spencer smirked at you. 

“So, knife play? Didn’t think you were that much of a freak.” 

[fuckin-pistol-whipped]

“ya seems so cool!” “i wanna b yr friend!” easy to say behind a screen coz what ya don’t kno is i have screamn fits coz evryone is out to fuckn get me

[kawareo]

Lost and Found, Space Edition: Part 1

Oh you thought i’d just post overlord stuff and not be super autistic with my OCs? You thought wrong!

Elf boy is one of the main characters in my original story (that i am not posting anywhere since its a work in progress) but somehow he got to star in a IDW roleplay i’m doing with @screamn-robo-dog and i plan on posting more of his and others’ shenanigans in the near future.

Part 2 here