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modpoppy · 9 months

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canon phantom: elaborate plot dating all the way to the start of the international space race and trickling down an increasing number of deaths as they follow some unknown path to someones ends which we never understand the extent of, only the devastation it leaves in its wake

ace assurance au phantom:

unfortunately, you own bitcoin (fatal)

#seeing ‘did u buy crypto’ as a genuine tax consideration in class nearly made me lose it #yea so there was Suspicious Trading Activity among the cosmos staffs records which tipped the sec or ftc whoever the fuck off #the phantom had been editing records and intercepting their online tax filings to edit in cover transactions as well as tracking stonks inf #so like with the hat 1 launch they used the last moment to violently cover all the tracks (both by having metis ‘buy’ all the stocks #- and also by like. actual murder #at the time the irs only reaaaaally saw suspicious trading behavior not outright hacking so it was either #athena who theoretically wouldnt understand confidentiality agreements and just tell people insider info #or simon who really regretted not just taking the deloitte internship instead #so he obvs doesnt wanna compromise athenas future financial prospects or risk her being arrested for info she didnt understand so #ngl fulbright probably is just some irs dude rip #ace assurance au #f ; ace attorney

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