#seira and sougo

[username-janai-katsura-da]

Second comission of my Gintama OC Seira and Sougo by Dreamtydraw ! ❤️

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Seira: If I was married to you, I'd poison your coffee.

Sougo: If I was married to you, I'd drink it.

[goldenlaquer]

Well I'm glad that you allow us to ship our OCs with yours because 😔 what if I started to seriously ship Seiji and Seira 😔 because you made me imagine them interracting with eachothers 😔 and now I can't stop thinking about the dynamic they could have 😔

(I have to say that it's a horrible thing because I already ship her with Sougo and she doesn't need two bastards that mess with her 24/7 in her life)

RIP Seira 😭😭😭😭😭 Seiji's horrible. But Sougo too? I pray for her, I really do 🙏

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Seira *rolling down the car window*: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Sougo: Get the FUCK out of my car

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Shinpachi: May I ask? What's the craziest thing you all did for attention?

Hijikata: Kicked a man in the shin when he wouldn't listen.

Gintoki: I just screamed.

Seira: Dropped a printer on the floor.

Tora: I may or may not have straight up challenged a random bystander to a rap battle to get my dad's attention- and lost.

Kagura: Well, you were there, I yelled I was pregnant.

Sougo: I faked my own kidnapping.

Shinpachi: You're all terrible people.

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Hijikata: Sougo won't wake up, what do I do?

Seira: Did you try kicking him yet?

Hijikata: Yes.

Seira: I'm out of ideas.

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Seira: [Trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline]

Tora: [Trying to stop her]

Gintoki: [Making a bet with Sougo on whether or not will Seira hurt herself]

Shinpachi: [Looking into the camera like he’s in The Office]

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Sougo: Hey, do you wanna go see a movie together sometime? Maybe get food after?

Seira: ...Why are you asking me?

Sougo: Hijikata-san told me to take out the trash, so I’m going to.

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Sougo and Seira : [Literally do nothing but are next to each others]

Tora :

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Sougo: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry -

Seira: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Tora, about Seira and Sougo: They make a cute couple, huh?

Gintoki: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Bartender, about Sougo: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?

Seira: Yes, yes he is, but he’s my husband so I pretty much signed up for this

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Seira: Sougo has of photo of me in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears

Seira: I thought it was really sweet until he said, “Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you?”

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Seira: Tora, I'd die for you.

Tora, gripping her shoulders with the power of a thousand suns: I would never let that happen.

Seira: Sougo, I'd die for you.

Sougo, looking her dead in the eye: You will.

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Playing Twister

Tora: Seira, right hand red.

Seira: *ends up on top of Sougo*

Seira: Okay, you're doing this on purpose aren't you?

Tora: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

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Sougo: Why hasn't anyone killed you yet?

Seira: Dumb luck. In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.