#sequins mad mew mew

[crystallized-cheese]

LIGHTS! BLOODLUST!! TRANSCENDENCE!!!

[berdlyappreciation]

Everyone else who dies

Flowey- aromantic, death.

Alphys- women kissing, death.

Undyne- women kissing, death.

Mettaton- transmasc, glamorous sequin covered death.

Mad Mew Mew- transfem, death.

Frisk- Nonbinary, death.

Chara- nonbinary, oh shit too late.

Napstablook- nonbinary but in a cisgender way, so I guess they live. (They're incorporeal anyways.)

pride month is over

[bluemoonchild]

Schkroomiiez Part I: Watching Self-Destruction in Motion

It was terrible weather, but the sun was peeping through, so I went to my old co-op where about 15 people were about to drop.  I flipped through my Mushroom Magick book with this pretty girl I liked, casually eating, and right away there was an uncomfortable feeling.  We all went outside for cigarettes and there was like hurricane weather and very bitter, and inside was freezing, and I knew this trip was going to be fucked.  I need the sun and summer and freckles on my face and knees!  So we all huddled up under blankets for a cold cuddle, and I began forgetting body parts under the blanket, like who belonged to whom.  Mike ("A pretty cool dude, apparently") entertained us with his brilliant syntax and we were all laughing our balls off, but this pretty girl Jo Jo was almost hurling snot and had a mountain of tissues, and then Mike hurled for real, and then I really needed to hurl, and there was no safe place and too many people, and then a bunch of parents came over because of graduation shenanigans.  So I'm quietly flipping out because I've never had a bad trip and I don't want to scare the new-timers, but everything just feels dead and sick and cold and sad, and I keep watching people do their own self-destruction like going outside for cigarettes while Jo Jo's probably coughing up snot because of it.  So I'm just flirting with this girl Sam, and looking at stars on the ceiling, and checking out my mad visuals which are making this awesome mirror wiggle and turn into an eyeball, but the whole time I'm riding on this uncomfortable feeling and wanting to escape but not knowing where to run and not really wanting to move at all because it's so cold.  I close my eyes and it's all kaleidoscopes, but there are teeth in the kaleidoscopes so I get scared and open them again.  I just want to be alone so I can freak out, but I'm force to keep up this facade of being cool and enjoying myself so I don't ruin anyone else's trip.  And people are running to different corners of the house and shivering and smoking and retching.  I have no phone, so I can't reach my boyfriend, and I contemplate running to his house 3 blocks away, but all of these lightning-powered, high-speed U.F.O.'s (oh I mean CARS) are zooming around everywhere and almost knocking into each other because of graduation, and I just feel trapped.  I'm getting visually overwhelmed and my eyes around blinkblinkblinking rapidly to keep up but it's all rainbows, but the rainbows are frightening.  Am I really having my first bad shroom trip?  I escape to the bathroom and this cute Asian girl walks out as I'm walking in, so we have that awkward bathroom encounter, but then she goes "mew mew mew!" and runs down the hallway like a cat (OHMYGODCUTE), so I'm in the bathroom laughing, and then I see myself in the mirror and get lost in the sequins and braids and feathers and my huge alien eyes, all black (I get such a crush on the mirror when I'm on shrooms  <3).  I go back and almost everyone's left the room, so I borrow a phone, make a call, and finally my knight in shining armor flies me away.  Everything is so hazardous and sick and as we zoom away driving I think about how anyone on the road could do something unexpected at any minute and destroy lives and bodies and things, and how stupid we are to zoom around in these huge, metal, killing-machines, but I'm almost home, I'm almost home.  And I know my boo will know how to take care of me.

[crystallized-cheese]

Dummies! Dummies!!! DUMMIES!!!