#seriously though kid is both a quick thinker and on his feet

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Can we talk about it because oh my gosh...

When Megumi told Yuuji he is adept, he was not just saying that because this part is another moment that shows just how quickly Yuuji learns.

First off, look at how wide that curse's mouth is. Mind you, this happens once. Yuuji is shocked and thrown off by this.

However, before the second time it happens, he backtracks. And then runs at Kenjaku who then releases the catfish curses again. However, just before Yuuji would "fall" he jumps and could have made the distance had not Kenjaku sent those centipede curses.

He had this attack happen to him once and it lasted just a couple of moments. And Yuuji figured out how to work around it.

"Sukuna's vessel is tough." And much more!

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I'M LOWKEY IN THE MOOD FOR SOME FLUFF SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THESE HEADCANONS. i hope you guys enjoy! <3

Pregnancy Headcanons

Characters: Reiner, Porco, Colt, and Zeke

Warnings: Mentions of NSFW, pregnancy, birth

Reiner Braun:

- ohh boy, now let me just say this man has a breeding kink so you've definitely have had some pregnancy scares before. it was kind of common 😳.

- now when you started feeling sick one day, you instantly were concerned. Reiner noticed the change in your behavior as well. You seemed more tired, you barely slept, and worst of all you threw up a ton. it was a lot more than usual as well.

- Reiner didn't know what was wrong, he was scared to lose you.

- that's when it dawned on him that you two had sex weeks prior, without a condom. he was freaked out because he wasn't sure if you had forgotten. he decided to go to you about it and he explained that you should take a pregnancy test.

- you thought the idea of you being pregnant was ridiculous, but you gave in and took the test.

- when it came back positive, your whole world just stopped. you were pregnant with Reiner's baby.

- when you told him he was absolutely ecstatic. Reiner was excited to start this new chapter with you and assured you that everything was going to be okay, and he'd be by your side through everything. he was very helpful in getting what you needed.

- you found out you were about 6 weeks along at the doctor's office, and you two couldn't be happier.

- Reiner is very protective of you already. with you being pregnant, he is now 100x more protective than before. HE HAS HIS EYES ON YOU 24/7. whenever you go out, he goes with you. he was always around in case of an emergency.

- lowkey into pregnancy sex

- the symptoms were the worst, Reiner would wake up some nights to you going back and forth to the bathroom or throwing up at certain smells of foods. he was there for all of your mood swings and odd cravings 😭, he would always laugh whenever you would run to the bathroom having to pee.

- Reiner absolutely falls in love with your pregnant belly, there's just something he loves about your belly being so big. he always has his hands on your bump <3.

- both of you would argue over gender, Reiner wanted a girl and you wanted a boy. eventually you found out you were having a girl, and Reiner felt like a total bad bitch 😭.

- Reiner would have Bertholdt come check in on you often if he's at work, or he'll send you a text asking how you're feeling. he understands how some days you can have terrible morning sickness and that you need some love.

- he'll massage any part of your body that's sore.

- Karina was excited to be a grandma, she would often invite you over to ask how you were feeling. she was a huge help for you and Reiner during the whole process, she practically acted like you were her daughter.

- Reiner would so make a nursery by himself 🥺, he'd do it all within like two days and you'd be so impressed by it all. he wants everything to be ready before your little one comes home.

- when your water broke, Reiner was absolutely a total mess. Bertholdt and Annie had to calm him down, he was so scared.

- it was hard for Reiner to watch you cry in pain, he was a total mess at the doctor's office he had to walk out of the delivery room. eventually, he came back and watching you give birth was one of the most beautiful things he got to watch.

- HE WAS SO EMOTIONAL WHEN HE HELD HER 🥺🥺🥺. HOLY SHIT THIS MAN WAS A SOBBING MESS.

- god pls give this man a baby, he is such an amazing father.

Porco Galliard:

- Porco is always one to notice odd behavior or changes in your usual routine. he's very observant and blunt, so expect him to question you a ton whenever something seems out of the ordinary for you.

- when you started feeling sick, Porco found it odd. he hadn't seen you this sick in a really long time and it kind of concerned him being honest, he was scared that you were seriously ill. he would hold your hair back everytime you threw up your food. it really worried him.

- Porco overthinks A TON, he thought you were dying or something.

- that's when Porco decided to take you to the doctor. the last straw hit when you practically almost passed out when you were working out, he basically forced your ass into going to the doctor.

- you explained your symptoms to the doctor and after a few tests, you found out you were pregnant.

- hearing those words made Porco genuinely shocked, but he was so excited and happy. he told you he'd support whatever you wanted to do and after some talking, you both decided to keep it. he assured you he wasn't going anywhere and he was going to take care of you and your baby.

- Porco definitely goes overboard with it all 😭, mans would barely let anyone even breath next to you. he is so defensive over you and the baby, he's just protective like that. he sleeps with one eye open practically.

- dealing with the symptoms were a lot to handle at first. Porco wasn't sure what would trigger you to vomit or what would piss you off. you told him not to worry about anything and that you'd be okay, of course he's a stubborn little shit and just pouts but you find it to be adorable. he laughs when you have to pee 500 times a night.

- he loves the bump, he always pokes it for some reason and laughs.

- Porco wants a girl so bad. he literally tells you how much he wants a daughter and that's what he ended up getting. he found out you were having a girl and he was absolutely ecstatic, he was so ready to meet her.

- Marcel would probably come around if Porco was out working or he wasn't able to be at home. sometimes he'd send Pieck to check up on you if you weren't responding to him quick enough. this baby is so concerned over every little thing 😭.

- Porco would carry you around everywhere if your feet were sore. he knows how sore your body is so he'll carry you around the house.

- his family was very excited for the two of you, his mom was so happy to finally have a baby coming in the family. she gave you tons of advice and she gifted you with a ton of items for the baby.

- Porco asked Marcel to help him with the nursery, he didn't have any clue where to start and your due date was approaching faster than he could even blink. it took awhile, but they ended up making a really cute and pretty nursery. Porco felt like a proud dad in that moment.

- when your water broke, hell on Earth happened.

- Porco wasn't even there when it happened, you were with Pieck and it broke. when he got the call he went absolute ape shit and ran out the door, he literally zoomed to the damn hospital.

- he became so worried about you 🥺, seeing how uncomfortable you were and how much pain you were in made him so scared. he stayed by your side as long as he could so he could somewhat make it a little less painful.

- it was really late when you finally gave birth and Porco was awake for all of it. he couldn't fall asleep without seeing you give birth. it was so beautiful to him.

- UGH HE WAS SO EMOTIONAL. you hadn't ever seen Porco cry until then and it made your heart so happy.

- he'd literally fall asleep with her in his arms <3.

- UGH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

Colt Grice:

- okay this soft baby is always one to know when something feels off with you. he always has that gut feelings you know? it always bothers him until he asks you what's going on.

- you started feeling really sick and Colt being the giant baby he is, he got really scared and worried about you. he watched as you would run off to the toilet and vomit whatever you ate, he thought you had food poisoning. he noticed how exhausted you were, mans was so scared for your safety.

- like Porco, Colt is an over thinker. he legit thought you had some disease.

- one night he decided to just scoop you up and take you to the doctor. he couldn't handle watching you randomly vomit or almost pass out, he was scared one day you'd get even sicker, so he took you in.

- the doctors were concerned after hearing your symptoms, so they ran some tests. the tests revealed you were pregnant.

- Colt was shocked as shit, but he was so fucking excited and happy. he literally almost fainted from hearing the news, he wanted to have a baby with you for a pretty long time. he was open to your options though, but in the end you both agreed to keeping it.

- Colt is very reassuring, especially in this scenario. he reminds you that he will be here every step of the way and he isn't going anywhere. this is a process you'll be taking together, not just you.

- this baby will do anything he needs to do to keep you both safe. he holds your hand a little tighter when you're out and about, or he'll keep his hand on your small bump. he became protective overnight.

- he actually manages your symptoms pretty well, he'll make sure he has water ready for you after you throw up or he'll make you something to eat that'll ease your stomach. he keeps up with the weird cravings or the mood swings. Colt does a lot to make sure you're okay and comfortable.

- he is obsessed with the bump, he loves pressing kisses against it 🥺❤.

- Colt wants a boy so bad, he wants to teach the little boy everything. HE JUST LOVES THE IDEA OF A SON. after heading to your ultra sound, you told him he was getting a son and he lost it. he was so excited.

- he would probably have Falco come over and watch you 😭, yes a 12 year old. Falco keeps you entertained and he asks you about the baby a lot plus he knows what to do in case of an emergency.

- Colt would be very comforting, he understands completely how some days you can feel irritable so he tries his best to make you feel better. he'll run relaxing baths for you, kiss wherever you feel sore, etc. mans is really built to take care of you while you're pregnant.

- his family was absolutely ecstatic when they found out. Colt actually had some background knowledge about babies, his mom was pregnant with Falco after all. he kind of picked up on a few things as a kid, so expect him to know what he's doing. his mom was very supportive and helpful too.

- Colt is a damn handy man, he knows how to build a nursery. he basically told you to not worry about a damn thing and to go relax. when you came back the nursery was so pretty and adorable, you fell in love with it.

- when your water broke this man freaked the fuck out, he was in panic mode.

- Colt was freaking out at the hospital, he literally couldn't keep calm. he paced around the waiting room, Falco had to literally force this man to sit down and relax.

- seeing how much pain you were in broke his damn heart, he tried his best to calm you down and male you feel at least somewhat comfortable. he assured you this would be over soon and it'll all be worth it to see your baby.

- when you finally gave birth, he was astonished. he thought birth was such a beautiful thing and watching it made him so happy.

- he was such a sucker for this little boy, when he held him for the first time he was so overcome with emotion. he fell in love on the spot and literally kept him all to himself 😭.

- he is the perfect dad ugh.

Zeke Jaeger:

- Zeke has a serious breeding kink so you've definitely have had some pregnancy scares in the past. nothing he isn't used to, the tests usually came back negative anyway.

- you became really sick over a course of two weeks and it was extremely out of the ordinary for Zeke. he noticed how you slept in a lot longer, your eating habits changed due to your vomiting, you had to pee a lot more than usual. the #1 thing he noticed was your period had oddly been late. he thought you were you were seriously sick.

- mans was scared okay?

- that's when it dawned on him that all your symptoms were involved with pregnancy. he realized the timeline when you both had sex and when you got pregnant lined up perfectly. Zeke decided to get you a pregnancy test, he told you he felt like it was the best option.

- you took the test nervously and it eventually came back positive.

- you told Zeke and he was shocked, he was so excited for this new chapter. he was literally on board for anything you wanted to do.

- Zeke would come to every ultrasound, he assured you that he was going to be by your side for everything. he got you anything you needed, mans would rush out the damn door to get you anything you asked for.

- he takes care of you pretty much whenever he can, if you were feeling sick he'd stay in bed with you until you were feeling ready to get up. he'll cuddle up with you all day if he has to. mans is also very protective and defensive over you, if anyone is giving you some weird side eye he'll literally protect you with his damn life lmao.

- Zeke manages with your symptoms pretty well, he hates watching you throw up. he knows how uncomfortable it can be for you and he always holds your hair back, or he'll have something prepared for you to ease your stomach. he hates the mood swings the most 😭, he also hates when you get up 500 times to piss. he makes fun of you all the time.

- don't even get me started on the bump, he loves it. sometimes he'll poke it randomly and start laughing.

- Zeke wants a girl so bad. he literally loves the idea of having a daughter, but he didn't get it. you told him after your recent ultrasound you were having a boy. he was a little disappointed, but he was still happy. he gets to teach the little man how to play baseball <3.

- Pieck comes over when Zeke isn't around to check in. he is always really worried about you, so whenever he gets that gut feeling he'll send Pieck right over to make sure you're fine and that she can tell Zeke everything is cool.

- like i said earlier, he's very comforting. he knows how to take care of you especially on your bad days.

- his family is really happy for you both, his mom helped you a ton with the whole process. Zeke is a bit older so he kind of knew a bit about babies since Eren is his step-brother. he picked up on some shit when Carla was pregnant, even then his family gave you tons of advice.

- Zeke had no clue how to make a nursery, he had to call up his god damn dad for help 😭. Grisha was absolutely in for it, and he did exactly that. the two spent hours building the nursery and it came out really well.

- into pregnancy sex.

- when your water broke, holy shit it was like hell on Earth. Zeke didn't even know it popped since you were out and about when it happened.

- he actually was pretty calm, he wasn't freaking out or running around like a mad man. he was very chill and relaxed waiting for the doctors to come and let him in the delivery room.

- seeing you screaming in pain was hard for him to hear, you were struggling and there wasn't much he could do. of course he'd hold your hand and remind you that you're going to be okay, even if you screamed at him telling him to shut the hell up 😭. Zeke was like 😀.

- when you gave birth, oh wow he was so shocked seeing how a vagina can push out a baby.

- when he held his newborn son he was so happy, he almost cried but he felt so proud. he literally was in love with his son and he couldn't be happier.

- PERFECT DAD YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.

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✨✨La Squadra Boyfriend Headcanons✨✨

[Alexa, play Boyfriend by Big Time Rush]

Guys, I spend an ungodly amount of time thinking about La Squadra, so here are some bf headcanons for the sexiest group of assassins in Naples. No one asked but I am bringing it straight to your dash anyway! (under the cut for length lmao)

I’m going to start with Prosciutto, who has recently fallen on my radar pretty heavy! 

He’s a good and decent boyfriend, if not a busy one. Not that he doesn’t care about the relationship, but most of his energy was going to Passione things before you waltzed in and so he’ll struggle a bit between his work responsibilities and maintaining his relationship with you, but only in the beginning. 

If you are also a part of Passione, it’s a hell of a lot easier to manage. 

I see Prosciutto as the gift-giving type: lingerie, sweets, perfume, designers, etc. His salary isn’t the best, but he manages it as well as he can just to accommodate you! 

I just can’t get the idea out of my head that Pro was raised by a strict mama, that’s why he can be a bit of a stickler sometimes. He’ll catch you still lounging in bed at nine am, and be like “Why are you still in bed? Get dressed, we’re going out.” Dude!

I’m sorry to say, but Prosciutto is absolutely the ‘lecturing’ type. (He lectured someone in nearly every scene in the anime, Formaggio once and Pesci numerously and Bucci too) 

He will lecture you when you make mistakes, especially because as his s/o, he has high expectations for you and believes you’re capable of so much more. It’s never, ever out of hate. He loves you, and that’s why he chides you a bit lol. 

This does not negate the fact that he doesn't mind when you lean on him for support. He likes when you count on him, because he always comes through especially for you!

Depending on whether you’re in the mafia or not, I totally see him sparring with you, or working out with you in an effort to make you tough. Prosciutto wants you to be able to defend yourself, just in case. If you complain, he’ll tell you, “Better safe than sorry, tesoro”.

Prosciutto will respect you, period.

A good listener, goddamn! He’s up there with Risotto when it comes to who listens to their s/o more! If you have an issue, he’ll hear you out and offer advice if you want it. If you give him advice, he’ll take it into serious consideration. He’s honestly a good partner, can’t stress that enough.

Finally, sex with Pro is an entire event. Romantic dinner, candles lit, wine, the whole nine yards before he gives you nine inches of something else :) (I’m kidding!! Lmao, kinda). 

But as I said, Prosciutto is quite deliberate, and a bit of a perfectionist. He knows what to do and how to do it, you can trust him.

Ghiaccio is next only because he’s my favorite. 

The ice gremlin is probably the most interesting (and hilarious) boyfriend out of the bunch (I say this with only a tidbit of bias). He isn’t funny himself, but funny shit just happens to him. 

Because of this, he will use you as a soundboard when everyone else refuses to listen to him. He’s got a lot to say, so be prepared for his TEDtalks. LMAO!

It will take some perception on your part to notice when he actually expects a response from you, and other times he’s just ranting to get his point out. 

He will correct your grammar when you text, but barely notices when he makes a similar mistake (his brain moves in mph). Please use the proper names like Venezia, Italia, Roma and Napoli when talking to this man; save yourself from the headache.

When it comes to dates, please have mercy on him, he’s a textbook over-thinker! You’ll just have to plan something simple at home for you both to enjoy. 

He isn’t incapable of planning dates, but he’ll want everything to be so absolutely perfect for his s/o and will throw a fit when it ultimately isn’t. 

Contrary to popular belief, I think that Ghiaccio is a pretty attentive partner. He’s super intelligent and I think a part of it stems from his innate ability to read people (I’m referencing the part in the anime where he deduced what Giorno and Mista had come to look for, while going off very little information). 

The more time he spends with you, the better he gets at it. 

His form of affection will be shown through the amount of time you both spend together. When it comes to sex or anything related to that, be gentle and slow as Ghiaccio will likely be a flustered mess. 

As he becomes more comfortable and confident, he will be bolder and just ask out right if you’ll suck him off tonight or not. The man appreciates directness, so don’t bother being coy. “You want me to give you head? Cool, lay down a towel or something.” is what he’ll probably say.

Very practical 👌🏾👌🏾

Melone, good lord, he’s kind of perfect. 

A bit of a doting boyfriend here and there—very much concerned about your health. Expect him to ask if you’ve eaten, or taken your multivitamin. How are your bowel movements?  LMAO

It can become a bit much, but he really genuinely cares. He’s not asking to be intrusive or nasty! If he was, you’d know. 🤣

But I seriously consider Melone to be the one (at least among La Squadra) who is way, way invested in his relationships. He will know every little detail about you; will ask you lots of questions and expects you to ask him just as many. 

This may be annoying to some, but this dude will definitely bring up your horoscope in an argument. He’ll be like “I honestly can’t fathom why you’re being this way, though it’s to be expected from a libra.” 

Peg this bitch so he can shut up.  

Melone is also touchy as hell, but not in a clingy way. He loves touching, and just to tag onto the headcanon about his partial blindness, I want to say that he’s so touchy because that’s how he ‘sees’ you best.

Just know that half the time, he isn’t touching you to be lecherous, even if he genuinely does like the feel of your skin under his fingertips. Melone will even encourage you to touch him back. 

Rub his thigh or back and he’ll be simping.

He is obsessed with your legs, and will paint your toes if you let him. 

LOVES PDA! Melone will also tongue-kiss you in public if you let him!

Notice how I keep saying ‘if you let him’. Give him an inch and he’ll press you for a mile, so if there are boundaries you would like to establish, please do, cuz he sure as hell won’t, just saying!

When it comes to sex, Melone is a dick and coochie sensei. Oral is his favorite thing to do, probably enjoys giving more than receiving to be honest. I’d say he’s pretty much mastered sex for what it is. 

That being said, if he’s ever talking out of his neck, just invite him to put his mouth to better use. He’ll even thank you for your gracious request.

Formaggio is next 💀 

According to my JoJo compatriots from discord, he’s like the Optimus Prime of fuckboi’s so let’s ride that wave for a bit! LMAO

I hope it doesn’t come as a surprise that Formaggio is pretty shameless. He will send you a dick pic on Sunday morning before church and have the audacity to say “Just wanted to bless you real quick”. 

@autumn-kouhai mentioned him giving his s/o sickly sweet pet names and I just have to agree. 

Expect to be hit upside the head with: baby-boo, sugar plum, honey bunches, sweetums. I can imagine them becoming really ridiculous too like “the last piece of red velvet cake” or “cheddar bae biscuits from Red Lobster”

His catch phrase is “Got nudes?”

Send them, and he won’t be afraid to reply with something equally sexy. 

Be warned though, he will stockpile whatever you send him and then be careless with his phone. If you don’t mind Illuso’s snoopy ass seeing your nudes then by all means, have at it. Otherwise, send them through snapchat, so they disappear later. 

As far as La Squadra boyfriends go, he’s the most fun! Y’all don’t even go anywhere because man’s is broke. BUT, Formaggio knows how to have a good time without any need to spend money (my kind of dude tbh) you guys just crank up the tunes, dance, and get lit until the neighbors complain. 

Formi is also the CEO of jokes/memes, and will have you in absolute tears almost always! I literally tell my friends that funny guys are so dangerous, don’t sleep on them! They will make you laugh until your panties drop, it’s magic, I swear. Formaggio has that same energy. 

No matter how bad of a day his s/o is having, rest assured, he will draw the biggest laugh out of you.

Besides his fuckboi tendencies, his most redeeming quality is the fact that he’s super cool and fun to hang with. You’ll literally have a good time, always, because his energy is right! Very good vibes around this man, I swear! It’ll be exactly like dating your best friend, because essentially, he will be your bestie.

Formi has many moments of tenderness that aren’t sexually charged too—moments where the jokes stop and he’ll just rub your back or feet, this is usually when you aren’t feeling well and need some quiet. 

However, Formaggio won’t let you mope all day, he’ll pull out the big guns and call you his “sweetie baby” and when you try to resist he’ll say “What, I’m just tryna show you some love.”

He’s a good dude lmao I’d date a guy like him irl 😭

Pesci stans wya??! Let’s get into this baby boy. 

Pesci is boyfriend material, idgaf what anyone says. 

He is pretty much the least problematic to be with among all of La Squadra, even more so than Risotto (don’t argue with me). 

Pesci is hyper aware of your likes and dislikes and will literally go out of his way to make sure that you’re well and okay. 

Arguments are basically nonexistent and if they occur it ain’t coming from his side. 

I also think that Pesci has a lot of empathy, so when you’re going through something, he’s right there in the thick of it with you. If you’ve seen that meme that goes ‘when my gf is on her period it’s UterUS’ lmao that’s Pesci’s energy 100%. 

Sometimes, he’s more of a lover and not a fight, that is perfectly okay!

However, if someone tries up his s/o, say farewell to Mr. Niceguy. He will defend your honor to his dying breath. And with you in his corner, trust me, he’s not going down. 

A romantic at heart, Pesci will plan little date trips like picnics in the park or boat trips to Capri, actually, I’d like to point out that he excels in the art of date planning. If you’re the adventurous type, he’ll plan outings where you both will be more active, like biking through the city or renting a mop-ed and going sight-seeing. 

Because Pesci has a sensitive stomach, he’s very much considerate of what you both put in your bodies. If you have dietary restrictions or allergies, this guy knows all about it and will cater to you perfectly. 

A true gentleman through and through, he will never force himself on you, ever. In fact, he really doesn’t like engaging in anything sexual when you’re drunk or high, sorry if you’re into that! 

Pesci is the kind of guy who keeps up with your favorite shows.

If ya’ll have similar taste in media or literature, he will immerse himself in it so that he can relate to you all the more.

If there’s anyone who will entertain anime-related discourse, no matter how nonsensical, it’s Pesci. And he isn’t just putting up with it, he’s actively engaging in the conversation so you are always heard and validated. 

He’s an A+ boyfriend, that’s all I gotta say! Haters can stay mad :)

Goddamn Illuso... idk man.

I really feel like you have to have thick/tough skin to handle this guy, for various reasons. 

The first being that Illuso can be a bit mean at first. He’ll push your buttons on purpose just to see what’ll make you tick. Will tease the living heck out of you, always, kind of a bully lmao but not to the extreme, it’s just his brand of humor—and the thing is, he won’t be mad when you dish it right back, so it’s cool. 

Secondly, Illuso has big dick energy!! 

I mean rightfully so, because he is indeed packing! But my word, he ain’t humble about it at all! 

He is not above making jokes about ‘splitting you in half’. In fact all of his jokes have hidden, dirty undertones! 

His affection is shown through speech mostly. Illuso will drop subtle innuendos and provocations, half to see you flustered and half because he wants you to know how much he wants you. 

Illuso isn’t incredibly vocal about his feelings outside of ‘I’m tryna hit that thang’ but you won’t doubt that he loves you because Illuso doesn’t waste his own time. 

If he’s spending his time with you, you can rest assured that it’s because he wants to. 

Illuso is a voyeur and you’ll just have to understand/accept that and move on. 

He loves watching you and will even creep over to your place through the mirror world just to hang or watch you do chores. Loves to surprise you and give you jump scares lmao it’ll make you a tad paranoid but it’s also fun. 

Illuso is prone to random bouts of sweetness; it’s very sporadic, very touch-and-go. 

One day, you’ll wake up to chocolates on your dresser or new shoes, lingerie, or makeup if you wear it. I imagine that if you’re low on funds, he will even help you buy your groceries that week. 

It’ll surprise the hell out of you, but that’s just how Illuso is. He enjoys keeping you on your toes! 

He’s prideful and smug as hell, so he will definitely expect a thank you, because even if he does it out of the kindness in his heart, he also wants to hear that you appreciate him

Same goes for the bedroom scene. Illuso loves making you vocal, it’s his favorite thing in the world, so he’ll make a game out of doing the things that get the biggest reaction out of you. Like I said, it's that big dick energy at work here, smh.

Sorbet and Gelato in a polyamorous relationship with you? Let’s get it! 

We don’t get anything substantial about these two except that Sorbet follows the money, so these are all personal headcanons for how I see and write them. 

Here’s the juice: when it comes to you as their s/o, these two are possessive as hell. You are theirs and that’s that on that! 😭 Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

Sorbet is the chill one of the duo. He can be a bit smug at times, but he’s mostly a laid back dude who doesn’t get bothered by much.

When it comes to you, Sorbet likes to spend quality time with you more than anything, and will ask you to cook for him at your place so he ain’t gotta spend money. Oh? Did I not mention that I kinda think of him as a cheapskate? Lmao cuz I do.

Sorbet will come by your place just to steal your coupons from the mail then head out; you’re not using ‘em so why should he let them go to waste?

Gelato is the complete opposite; personality wise, I headcanon him as a mix between Melone and Formaggio lmao

But it’s not as crazy as it sounds, he’s cute and outspoken like Melone, while maintaining a free-spirit like Formaggio. One quality that I like is that he’s quite devoted to you and Sorbet. If anyone crosses either of you, goodluck to them!

I like to think Gelato’s also just really boujee and high maintenance. He loves to pamper and be pampered. You and him tag-team Sorbet’s wallet and go on spa dates together at his expense (not that he ever really stood a chance)

While Sorbet is cool with just being in the same room as you, Gelato loves hugging/cuddling with you and Sorbet—will definitely fight for the middle spot between the two of you on the couch during movie nights.

He baby, so let him have it lol

In the bedroom, I would salute anyone with the guts to take the two of them on. They both lay down that work, period. 

Sorbet gets his kicks from teasing and edging you (his sadistic side comes out a bit), while Gelato loves when you give him extra TLC. To put it short, they know how to take care of you, so there are no issues there. 

Last but not least, Mr. Risotto Nero himself.

Man, idc on the lowest of keys, he seems a little bit like a grandpa to me

The type to sit at home and do crosswords, has a bird feeder in his yard and plays old Italian hits while washing the dishes. It’s very domestic 💀 (I find it cute, whatever!)

As a boyfriend, I can’t imagine him suddenly being spontaneous or outgoing unless you drag him out of his home/comfort zone.

Be patient with Mr. Nero, and he can come to surprise you

After a while, it won’t be just you dragging him out and about; one day he’ll ask you to come over and you’ll be greeted with a nice, traditional, homemade meal

Pay attention and you will notice him watching your face to see if you like his cooking 🥺

After seeing his fight with Doppio, I must admit that Risotto is very, very observant, almost scarily so.

I can totally picture him pointing out random things about his s/o that even they don’t know

One night, Risotto may come up to you and say “I talked to your neighbor about the dog, they’ll keep it inside now.” And you’re just staring like 😳 how did he know the barking was keeping you up at night????

He’s sweet, and will take good care of you as a boyfriend should.

Very good listener, won’t talk as much but will hang on to your every word, I promise. He could even recite it to you verbatim.

He’s a big dude, that ain’t news, so expect to be swallowed up in hugs and sometimes even picked up (as a tall girl myself, I simp!!!)

Gives A1 piggyback rides, lol

ALSO RISOTTO IS HUMBLE ASF!

Big dick energy, but on low volume 👏🏾 after all, he doesn’t need to do much talking, because a night with him is more than enough!

Listen babe, you better stretch, do some squats, and prep in whatever way you can before Mr. Nero gives you that work. 🤐

Lowkey a freak, but it’s well hidden behind his ‘quiet giant’ exterior

So, who are y'all dating? Personally, I’m going for Formaggio and Pesci hehe

[rhodesasha]

L.A. TASK: Sasha’s character study. 📝

ORIGINS & FAMILY

Full Name: Sasha Maya Rhodes

Reason for name: Her grandmother gave her the middle Maya after her favorite writer Maya Angelou.

Nickname(s) and how they got them: Sash.

Date of Birth: 3/10/96

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Place of birth: Los Angeles, CA

Places lived since: She’s remained in LA her whole life.

Social Class: Middle.

Parents’ names, backgrounds, occupations: Mother: Louise Garcia - Dominican - occupation is unknown. Father: Dwight Rhodes - Black - Jamaican descent - occupation: business owner.

Siblings: A brother, Dinero Byrne (@durtydinero​).

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): She’s estranged from her mother and her side of the family and close with her father and his side of her family.

Children of his/her own?: No.

If so, relationship with child’s mother/father?: N/A.

Age he/she became a parent: N/A.

PHYSICAL

Height: 5′5.

Weight: 115lbs.

Build: Slim build.

Race: Dominican/Jamaican descent.

Nationality: American.

Face Shape: Round.

Distinguishing Facial Features: None in particular.

Hair Color: Black.

Usual Hair Style: Sasha usually leaves her hair out in it’s natural, curly state.

Eye Color: Brown.

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks, scars): Pale, clear, lightskinned complexion.

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): N/A.

Health (usually sick? or very resilient? allergies?): Quite resilient.

What do they consider their best feature?: Her eyes.

Worst they’ve ever been injured (what, how did it happen)?: Cracked the back of her head open doing hyperactive shit as a kid.

Ticklish: Yes, lol.

APPEARANCE

Style of dress/typical outfit(s): Typically quite relaxed. T-shirt, jeans or leggings. Dresses (sometimes).

Typical style of shoes: Slides, sneakers, heels (if she wants to be fancy, lol).

How does he/she dress up?: Dress down?: She dresses up usually in a nice dress and heels. Dresses down in t-shirts, leggings, jeans or sweats.

Favorite outfit: She doesn’t have one in particular.

Glasses? Contacts?: Contacts, or glasses when her eyes are irritated from contacts.

Personal Hygiene: Sasha holds a high standard of personal hygiene, like most people (I’d like to think). She’s deep into self care, face masks, bubble baths. Allat. That’s what her and Marcel bond over lmao.

Grooming (makeup? shower daily? wear only clean clothes? pluck eyebrows?): She wears make-up everyday, showers everyday, twice. Who the hell wears dirty clothes? Lol, she gets her eyebrows waxed.

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings?: She always wears her name chain necklace, a ring @moneymarce​ gave her as a birthday gift, her watch, earrings. No tattoos but she has her ears and belly button pierced.

What does their voice sound like?: Softly spoken.

Style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): Articulate.

Accent?: She has a classic LA/California accent, I guess?

Unique mannerisms/physical habits (bites nails, talks with hands, taps feet when restless): She taps her false nails against every hard surface when bored or out of habit. She literally can’t help it, lol.

Left handed or right?: Right handed.

What does their writing look like?: Neat, cursive.

Do they work out/exercise?: No, unless she’s waiting tables at work or.. asdghdkdg you know.

BELIEFS & INTELLECT

Level of self esteem: Not all the way high but definitely not low.

Known Languages: English.

Zodiac (sign and if they lend any credence to it): Libra + somewhat. She doesn’t think she has all the Libra traits.

Gifts/talents: N/A, lmao. She’s good at stuff but nothing she’d consider a talent per se.

Shortcomings: Sasha likes to act like she doesn’t care when she deep down she probably cares the most. Can’t ever swallow her pride.

Most sensitive about/vulnerable to: Her relationship with her mother.

Happiest memory: Spending summers with her dad when she was a kid.

Life philosophy: Just to never let anything hold her back, because shit happens for a reason and just let shit play out the way it’s supposed to.

Religious stance: She doesn’t really have a firm religious stance but she does believe/pray to God.

Political stance: Again, no firm political stance but the current president.. lol, trash smh.

Pet peeves: She hates when people butt in her conversations with other people, liars - especially people who lie about SMALL things.

Vices: None.

Bad habits: None that come to mind.

Neuroses: She’s suffer(s/ed) with anxiety previously. But as of lately she’s been good.

Disgusts: Rude people, liars, people with bad hygiene.

Superstitious: Yes.

Sense of humor: Yes? Lol.

How do they deal with stress?: She tends to deal with stress on her own or if necessary, she talks to her best friend (@ayorome​).

What do they do to get pumped up?: She needs a playlist on to do almost anything.

What do they do when upset?: She goes quiet and wants to be alone so she can go cry to herself, lol.

What about angry?: It’s hard for Sasha to get angry but when she is, depending on the situation she gets so mad that she cries or raises her voice. No in between lol.

How do they react to frustrations (get worked up, calm down and think through it logically, give up, etc)?: Vent all her frustrations to Roman more than likely.

How do they accept failure (both from themselves and others)?: Life goes on, she’ll leave it alone if it fails.

Level of comfort with technology: Eh, lol.

Believe in the supernatural: Yes.

Believe in an afterlife: Yes.

Believe in happy endings: Somewhat.

How do they want to be remembered?: Someone who’s loving, kind-hearted, thoughtful.

Good with their hands (if so, practical/crafting or fine arts)?: I guess so.

How fast do they learn new things? Better with book knowledge or hands on approach?: She’s a quick learner. It depends on what she’s learning so.. both.

How do they feel about asking for help?: Sasha HATES asking for help, even when she doesn’t know what she’s doing. Lol. Too much pride smh.

“Left brain” or “right brain” thinker?: Right brain.

Optimist or pessimist: A slight mixture of both, depending on the situation.

Extrovert or introvert: An introvert with extrovert tendencies, like it says in her bio lol.

Leader or follower: Follower.

Makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: Emotions.

Cautious or daring: Cautious.

Spontaneous or planner: Planner.

Thinker or doer? Thinker.

Organized or messy: Organized.

Worrier or carefree: Worrier.

Artistic?: No.

Mathematical?: Yes.

SEX & INTIMACY

Current marital/relationship/sexual status: In a relationship with Marcel, (@moneymarce​).

Sexual orientation (is it something they question or a secret): Heterosexual.

Past relationships and sexual partners (if applicable): None that anyone would know of.

What is their “type” in regards to looks in a partner?: Doesn’t really matter as long as he’s clean cut.

Ideal mate/qualities they look for in mate: Patience, thoughtfulness, intelligence, someone who’s caring, loving.. you know the rest.

Primary reason for being broken up with: Her pride, and how nonchalant she can be pisses people off at times.

Primary reasons for breaking up with people: If the other person is overwhelming or does too much for her liking she can’t handle it.

Views on sex (one night stands, promiscuity, etc): Sex is considered to be something special/sacred to Sasha so she ain’t out here just throwing her pussy everywhere with just anyone, aghsghds.

Age and story of first kiss (if any—if not, how does he/she want it to happen?): 14, she kissed some lil boy she liked from school.

Age and story of loss of virginity (if any—if not, how does he/she want it to happen, if at all?): 17, had sex with her high school sweetheart.

Level of sexual experience: Idk how to answer this, um she’s had sex enough to know what to do??? Lmao.

Do they have any unfulfilled sexual fantasies?: No.

Wildest/strangest sexual experience? Would they do it again?: None that come to mind.

Do they have any fetishes or kinks?: No.

Have they lied about their previous sexual partners to current/potential partners?: Lmao, nah that’s wack.

Love or Lust: Love.

Ever been in love?: No.

Do they fall in love easily?: Not really.

Do they take relationships seriously?: Yes.

Worst thing they’ve done to someone they loved?: Nothing that comes to mind.

Do they desire marriage and/or children in their future?: Of course.

Believe in true love or soul mates?: Yes, especially soul mates.

Thoughts on public displays of affection?: Sasha is really weird with PDA lmao, especially if it’s around a lot of people. She’s shy smh.

How do they flirt?: She can’t really flirt unless the other person starts the flirting, or she really likes them.

How do they show affection/love to their partner?: Physical - kisses, hugs, cuddling. Loves to boost her partner's head UP lol, tells them how good they look or make her feel.

Thoughts on cheating/cheaters? Have they ever cheated?: You’re trash if you cheat. She’s never cheated.

Idea of perfect date: Anything that includes chilling and/or eating. She’s lazy she doesn’t like active shit.

RELATIONSHIPS

Social Habits (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): The only person she considers friends are her best friend Roman, her brother Dinero or her boyfriend Marcel. Just people she holds close to her heart, other than that everyone else she talks to are acquaintances.

How do they treat others (politely, rudely, keep at distance, etc)?: Polite but she can be a lil passive aggressive sometimes with certain people though lmao.

Do they trust people easily or tend to be wary?: Wary.

How often do they see friends and family?: Sasha and her brother live SO close together but they only see each other every so often smh. She tries to visit her dad every so often, otherwise they FaceTime each other.

Are they good at keeping in touch? If not, does this bother loved ones?: Somewhat, it depends on how busy she is, but they understand.

What is relationship with parents/family?: Her relationship with her mother is next to non-existent. But very close to her dad.

Any roommates or close neighbors: She has roommates, but when she moves out she’s gonna be living with @ayorome.

Person most dependent on: Her dad.

Most comfortable around (person): @moneymarce​.

Oldest friend: N/A.

Closest friend: @ayorome​.

Worst enemy: N/A.

Rival (at what and why): N/A.

Most important person in their life?: Her dad.

Who do they most respect and why?: Her dad, again simply because when she left home (her mother’s) he took on the role of being both mom and dad to her.

Who would they turn to if they needed help and why?: Her dad or her brother.

How does he/she think others perceive him/her?: Idk? Lol.

How do others actually perceive him/her?: ..Idk.

Argue or avoid conflict?: Avoids conflict, but will argue if she’s real mad. Which is rare.

Thoughts on large groups of people?: She doesn’t mind if it’s just family and friends but it can get overwhelming for her.

Main quality they look for in people: Kind-heartedness.

Have they ever lost anyone close to them? How did they handle it?: Cry and attempt to handle it alone.

How do they show affection?: Answered.

Do they act differently around strangers than friends? If so, how differently?: She’s introverted around strangers, but she’s open around her friends.

Would they ever consider adopting a child? Why or why not?: Of course. Children should have a family or someone to feed, clothe and love them.

VOCATION

Level of education: Working towards finishing her college education.

Profession: Waitress/Server @ BOA Steakhouse

Describe their work space: A restaurant.

If no job, where do finances come from?: N/A

Past occupations: Other waiting jobs, retail.

Dream occupation: PR/Marketing Manager.

Passions: If she had to pick one, fashion. That’s the sector she wants to go in with her (future) job.

Attitude towards current job: Blah. It’s a job that pays.

Attitude towards current coworkers, bosses, employees: She gets along with most co-workers. Her manager doesn’t like her since she always asks for days off lol.

Salary: $21,900.

Spender or Saver? Why?: Saver, but she does like to spend sometimes.

Which is more important – money or doing something they love?: Money. She’ll work anywhere within reason if she has the skills and it pays well.

SECRETS

Phobias: Insects, snakes.. shit like that.

Life goals: Graduate and get her dream job, travel and see the world. Babies, marriage, the white picket fence. Lol.

Dreams: See above.

Greatest fears: Never re-building a relationship with her mother.

Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to him/her: Her dad catching her out past her curfew, he cussed her out and dragged her ass back to his car in front of all her high school friends and took her home. 😭

Something they’ve never told anyone: Lol, can’t think of none.

Biggest regret: *shows her “No Ragrets” chest tatt* Lmao, but nah. Everything happens for a reason so no regrets.

Compulsions: Hm, none.

Obsessions: Her man. 🌝

Secret hobbies: None.

Secret skills: None in particular.

Past sexual transgressions: No.

Police/Criminal/Legal record (Crimes committed? If so, were they caught? charged?): Never been arrested although she’s done some scammer shit over the internet in the past, never caught though.

What he/she most wants to change about his/her current life?: She wants to move out of her current apartment so bad.

What he/she most wants to change about his/her physical appearance?: None.

LIKES & DISLIKES

Hobbies: Reading, studying, anything surrounding self care (face masks, relaxing etc.) She’s really lazy as shit.

Indoors or Outdoors?: Indoors.

Favorite color: Baby pink.

Favorite smell: Rose water.

Favorite and least favorite food: Pizza is her fave, least fave is grits/porridge/anything with a weird texture.

Favorite and least favorite book: And Still I Rise by Maya Angelou. Doesn’t really have a least fave.. she doesn’t like reading novels though?

Favorite and least favorite movie: Belly is her fave. Doesn’t have a least fave but hates horror movies.

Favorite and least favorite song: I Miss You - Aaliyah is everythinggg to her lol. She doesn’t have a least favorite song.

Favorite and least favorite holiday (and why): Favorite holiday is Christmas.

Coffee or tea?: (Iced) tea.

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?: Smooth. Only crackheads and serial murderers eat crunchy.

Do they watch TV? If so, what?: Insecure, Atlanta, LHH, Black Ink Crew + any black shows from 90′s/2000′s.

Favorite place to hang out: Her man’s house.

Do they like music? What kind?: RnB/Hip-hop. Throwback shit in particular, but she likes some new artists too.

Favorite type of weather: Summer weather.

Favorite form of entertainment: Listening to music.

How do they feel about traveling?: She hasn’t traveled a lot but she loves it and wants to do it more often.

What sort of gifts do they like?: Meaningful, heart-felt gifts.

MORALITY

Ever been in an argument (with who, about what, what happened): Who hasn’t been in an argument? But if she does argue it’s usually with her mom about their relationship or small triggers that come out in conversation. She argues with her dad sometimes, but nothing major.

Ever been in a physical altercation (with who, about what, what happened): Yes, in high school with another girl about petty high school shit, lol.

What trait do they find most admirable and why?: Intelligence, she likes when people can teach or put her on to other things/views etc.

Thoughts on violence: Doesn’t like it but if it’s necessary then.. yeah.

One act most ashamed of: She dissects her food before she eats it, asjdsj so damn weird.

Most proud of: Herself.

Evil – born or bred: Bred.

Is redemption possible (if so, are there limitations): Sure.

Does the end justify the means?: Hm, depends.

Good of the one or the many?: What. Lol.

Can they be manipulative?: Hm, sometimes. Mostly with her dad.

Do they think it’s okay to cry (if not, why)?: Of course. Sasha is a crier.

When did they last cry and why?: She last cried to Roman while venting.

Would they be able to kill (if so, under what circumstances)?: Not gon lie.. probably not lmao.

Who or what would they die for (or go to extremes for)?: Immediate family.

Anything they refuse to do under any circumstances (and why)?: Just generally doing people wrong. There’s no need.

Biases/prejudices?: None, she doesn’t discriminate.

What, if anything, shocks or offends them?: People who try and insult her intelligence.

What is their reputation?: ? Idk.

Cusser?: Yeah.

How do they react to unwanted sexual advances?: Never really experienced that so she wouldn’t know.

How would they react to stranger being bullied/abused?: What about an animal?: Stand up for them. She doesn’t like to witness shit like that. Not gon do shit for an animal tbh, unless it’s her pet.

How susceptible are they to peer pressure?: She can be easily encouraged by her friends. So.. yeah smh.

How do they react to conflict, both verbally and physically?: It depends on the person, sometimes she’ll raise her voice back, sometimes she shuts her ass up lol.

Easily forgive or hold grudges?: Hold grudges unless it’s someone she holds close.

Forgive self or live with regret/guilt?: Forgive herself.

Would they ever cheat someone? Under what circumstances?: Never gon cheat. EVER.

Have they ever been betrayed? By who? How did it affect them/their relationship?: Betrayed by her mom, her dad has done some shit to her too such as not telling her she had a brother for how many years. She forgave her dad, her mom.. eh lol.

Would they ever betray a friend/loved one? If so, under what circumstances? Never.

Do they respect the belief of others, even if it’s at odds with their own?: Yes.

Stand up for own beliefs or hide/avoid discussing them with people who have opposing views?: Stands up for her own beliefs.

DRUGS & ALCOHOL

Thoughts on drugs and alcohol: She smokes weed so. She wouldn’t do anything else. She doesn’t drink often.

Do they smoke? If so, do they want to quit?: She doesn’t wanna quit weed.

Age of first cigarette: Tried one at 16, and never again smh.

Age when they first got drunk (what happened, consequences): 19, she was peer pressured into drinking smh. She got in trouble with her dad and she was slumped over the toilet with a hangover.

Do they drink on regular basis: Nope.

What type of alcohol do they prefer: Cocktails. Drinks that taste good.

Have they ever tried other drugs (which, what happened, consequences): No.

Do they have any addictions?: No.

DETAILS

Most important/defining event in life to date: Meeting her brother for the first time.

Daily routine: Wake up, shower, get dressed, class, come home, go see Marcel, fall asleep (whatever comes first lmao) or if it’s a weekend she goes to work.

Sleeping habits (Night owl or early bird? Light or heavy sleeper? Fall asleep anywhere or need specific conditions?): Heavy sleeper, she can sleep anywhere lol.

Typical Saturday night: Chilling with Marcel.

Most used word or phrase?: Idk lol.

What is home like (messy, neat, sparse): Neat.

Type of car he/she drives (or wishes he/she drove): A white or black g-wagon is her dream car.

Pets?: If not, do they want any?: No, but she wants a puppy lol.

Most prized possession: The initial ring Marcel gave her for her birthday.

One word to best describe them: Um.. lazy lmao.

What are you likely to find in their pockets? Purse/bag/backpack/wallet?: Her phone, wallet, pencil case, laptop, notebook, a hair brush, lip gloss, blotting papers.

What about their fridge? Medicine cabinet? Glove compartment? Nightstand?: She shares her fridge and people be eating her shit smh so not much lmao. Left overs, hot sauce, orange juice, water. Medicine cabinet, she has anxiety medicine, cough syrup, heat strips, tylenol etc. As for the glove compartment, the shit that comes with the car, insurance papers and shit like that. Baby wipes, lotion and more lip gloss tbh lol. She keeps her bonnet and silk scarf in her nightstand, a little brush for her hair, other important letters and shit.

What makes them laugh?: Anything, she finds shit funny that’s not even funny.

Any special holiday traditions?: No.

Can they hold their breath for a long time?: Uh.. no.

Do they know how to swim? Yeah.

Can they cook (if so, how well and do they enjoy it)?: Yes, she enjoys it but.. she’s lazy so she doesn’t cook all the time.

Is there anything they always carry with them? If so, why?: Just the normal stuff. Phone, keys, wallet.

Ideal vacation: Hm. Bali, Indonesia with Marcel. Relaxing in a spa by the beach.

If they wanted to hide something, where would they hide it?: Her room, down the side of her bed more than likely.

Do they keep a journal?: No.

Are there any places that hold special meaning to them?: Her dads place.

SITUATIONAL

24 hours to live – name 3 things they would do: Spend time with her loved ones. Cry lmao. Try and do one thing she’s always wanted to do.

If they could choose, how would they want to die: In her sleep.

What would they do if they received large sum of money?: Not gon lie, she would splurge. She’d save some too.

What would they wish for if they found a genie?: More wishes lol.

If they could have one super power, what would it be and why?: Invisibility, it’d give her a chance to be nosey shjdjf.

How do they deal with insects?: Scream. Get someone to come and kill it.

How would they react to death of loved one?: Cry. Grieve, alone.

If they were outnumbered in a fight, would they stand ground or run away?: If it’s more than two people.. run for her life tbh. 😭

Granted opportunity to change one thing in their past – would they do it? If so what would they change?: Her relationship with her mom.

If they could rescue one thing from a burning building, what would it be?: Nothing that important to go rescue something inanimate.

Would they be comfortable sharing a bed with a person they didn’t know well?: No.

CHILDHOOD & ADOLESCENCE

First memory: How her mom would act towards her as a kid.

Favorite toy (when did they stop playing with it, do they still have it currently): A Sasha Bratz doll, she stopped playing with it at 9. She doesn’t have it anymore.

Favorite game: Monopoly.

Best friend as child: A girl she knew in preschool, Miracle.

Fondest childhood memory: Summers with her dad.

Worst childhood memory: Verbal abuse from her mother.

Childhood trauma: Trauma? Nothing sticks out.

How were they disciplined? Did that change as they got older?: Yeah she used to get her ass beat but nah, not now.

What did they want to be when they grew up?: She wanted to be nurse until she realized she can’t stand the sight of blood.

Any non-family adults stick out in their mind? (Who were they, how did he/she know them? Why do they stick out)?: Nope.

Age of first date: 16

View of authority? What affected that view?: Not fond. Her parents, political views, the media etc.

What clique in high school were they associated with?: She wasn’t really associated any clique.

High school goals: She graduated.

Did they enjoy high school: Hm, yeah.

Any extracurricular activities: Sasha was a nerd lowkey, in the book club and on the debate team. Lmao bless.

How well did they do in school?: Very well. Got good grades.