#shadow and stone

[lemoncakethehedgehog]

Sonadow coffee shop AU, except the coffee shop is run by Stone.

(This is not the movie universe.)

Shadow’s gonna be co-president of the homeless hedgehog club.

[theocddiaries]

Sonic: We’re lost. Stone: No, we're not… We’re just a little off course, but nothing a map can’t fix. Doctor, could you hand me the map, please? Robotnik: …Why me? Stone: Because you brought it. Robotnik: No, I didn't. Shadow: Didn’t we agree you’d grab it? Robotnik: Yes, and I did grab it while waiting for you back at home. Nobody said anything about bringing it. Sonic: How can someone be smart and stupid at the same time? Robotnik: I hate to agree with this guy, Stone, but forgetting the map is something else. Stone: …Okay. It’s fine, no problem. We still have the compass. Everyone: … … … Stone: Ivo. Please. Tell me you didn’t forget the compass too. Robotnik: I didn’t forget the compass. Stone [sighs with a smile]: Oh, thank goodness. Where is it? Robotnik: I think I saw it on the coffee table before we left. Sonic [to Stone]: Regretting your day in the nature with no electronics yet? Stone: Ivo, you just said you didn't forget the compass. Robotnik: Well, you told me to tell you I didn’t forget it! Shadow: For the love of… Robotnik: Jeez, either I suddenly don’t understand English, or your IQ is dropping by the second. Shadow: What’s dropping is our body temperature. The sun’s going down, and we’re going to freeze thanks to you. Stone [takes in a deep breath]: Okay, okay, everyone calm down… Look, we’ll build a fire, it's okay. [starts gathering supplies]: Kids, watch closely. This is an ancient technique, you’re about to see a man create fire with his own two hands! [Half an hour later, Stone is still trying to start a fire with a stick. Shadow and Sonic are wrapped in a shared blanket, while Robotnik sits with a blanket draped over his shoulders, leaning against a tree.] Sonic: I can see my breath. Stone: Kid, this is hard, okay? Wanna try it yourself?! Sonic: I actually do! Stone: Well, too bad, I want to do it! Robotnik: Stop giving Stone a hard time. At least he has ideas and is trying. Stone: Thank you, Iv--What the hell is that…? Robotnik [lighting a cigarette with a lighter]: Yes, I know I promised I’d quit smoking, but when you told me we were spending the day in the wilderness with your little freak and the blue thing, I figured I’d better bring this. Just in case. Got a chill just thinking about it, you know? Sonic: A chill??? The only chill here is the one we’re feeling because of you! Shadow: Why didn’t you say you had a lighter?! Sonic: And how are you more of a nuisance now that you’re reformed than when you were a self-proclaimed villain?! Robotnik: Stone, the kids are disrespecting me in front of the wildlife. Shadow: Yes, in front of Yogi Bear... Stone: Ivo… [about to snap]: You’ve been watching me shred my hands for half an hour, and it didn’t occur to you to mention you had a lighter!? Robotnik: What would I know, Stone. You just seemed so excited doing your little ancestral thing or whatever the hell that was-- Stone [snatches the lighter angrily] Robotnik: Everything I do is wrong in your eyes, isn’t it? Sometimes I think you getting mad at me is your new hobby.

[kerel-is-here]

I finally watched the Sonic movies

[am-1-ty]

Chapter 5 of Open (closed) for business might be one of my favorites (shhh don't tell the others!)

[agent-stone]

Does....does Shadow not realize typing that he called you dad means you now know he called you dad? That's strangely adorable. You're gonna be a good dad and I really hope your husboss comes back soon so you two can raise your edgy hedgehog son together.

Also Shadow? It's okay to want to be tucked in kiddo, according to earth standards you're still a child.

Stonedad???

I... did not look at what he typed. I didn't know he typed anything, I just thought he was reading it. I can't believe (as I'm looking now) that he did call me dad. He really sees me like that?

Thank you for the support, anon. I've been stressing over whether or not I can handle myself and Shadow, but now I feel better knowing someone trusts me to keep a kid/hedgehog.

And I also hope my husboss comes back. I really do. If he does, it probably would be a little awkward, but it wouldn't matter. I do wonder how he'll feel about me keeping Shadow...

Speaking of, I'll let him respond to his part.

Shadow

Firsy off, i didn't WANT him ti knpw about me calking him dad. Second, I dont know wgat a "husboss" is. Th8rd... Im aware I'm stkll consideref a kid in eartj terms. I wasny around for the padt 50 years, so dad's Stome's been keeoping me up to datw.

P.S. - why is stpne so infatuatrd with Gerald's grandskn??? I don't jnderstand

-- Stone + Shadow

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

I think position of third family member has been taken. Shadow seems to be quite attached to Stone

Shadow

Yes, the red and black one with a gun. Hm. I wonder how they bond.

Why have I not been informed of this hedgehog Stone has adopted? I am his boss. I should know.

Also, I dont want that 50 chronologically year old to be steal very important time from me Stone.

-- Robotnik

[kamily-art]

chat you should go read my lil angst hurt/comfort oneshot with found family shadow and stone...

[zhampip]

welcome to the crab, shadow.

[dubusul]

little comic about their trip to london (agent stone and shadow) in the sonic movie

… this definitely happened in the movie it’s a deleted scene im so serious <— hoping so badly

EDIT: LEE MAJDOUB SAW THIS POST ON TWITTER IM GONNA EXPLODE

[theocddiaries]

Stone: Shadow, we’re not going to the planetarium anymore. Shadow: Oh… That’s fine. May I ask what I did wrong? Stone: Nothing. In fact, you do everything right. That’s why… [hands him a box with a telescope, adorned with a red ribbon]: …here’s your own telescope with triple magnification so you can watch the stars whenever you want! Shadow [takes it hesitantly]: This… is for me? I… thank you… uh… what do I have to do to earn the right to use it? Stone: …Nothing? It’s… a present. Shadow: Oh… What are the guidelines I need to follow to avoid having my rights to use it revoked, then? Stone: …None, Shadow, sweetheart, it’s a present for you. It’s yours forever. Shadow: …? Stone: Well, you could give me a hug if you’re comfortable with that. Shadow: Reasonable. Stone: Come here, sweetie… [hugs him tightly] Robotnik: Wow, you’re absolutely smitten with the kid, huh? If he were a normal, you’d probably even take him out and show him off with pride. [sighs]: Watching you two makes me feel just a tiny, tiny bit less disgusted by the idea of parenthood. In fact, I think I’d make a great dad. Since apparently, I wasn’t a good son, by that logic, I should be a great father. Shadow [snorts]: You? Allow me to sarcastically add a “ha.” Ha. Robotnik: A good smack is what my grandpa should’ve added to your face back in the day. Stone: Ivo, for God’s sake! How can you say that to him?! Robotnik: What? You’re not going to take his side, are you? Stone: Well, I can't when you spout such things… Look, to be a good father, the first thing you need is to be responsible-- Robotnik: Hey, hey, hey! What are you trying to say? That I’m not responsible? The nerve! When the TV disappeared from the house, you were all quick to say I was responsible! Make up your minds! Shadow: Sometimes, trying to reason with you is like trying to reason with a protozoan. Robotnik: Blah blah blah, always the same know-it-all garbage… Maybe you're right, though. If I had a kid like that, I swear I wouldn’t know what to do. Stone: Hm, it's true that kids aren’t always what you want or expect them to be. Shadow [stares at him] Stone: Not you, my boy, you’re perfect. [to Ivo]: This reminds me. There's another thing: you need to respect your children. Be patient. Robotnik: Are you saying I’m not patient either? When I had my appendix removed and the doctors were shouting, "We’re losing the patient!" who were they referring to, then? The stretcher?? Stone: I mean with kids. Robotnik: What can I do if they didn’t put me on their floor? Oh, wait, you mean tolerating their bullshit and whining… Stone [sighs]: Yes, their 'bullshit' and 'whining'… Robotnik: Oh, here we go with the sighing and staring… Are you going to teach me to be a good father? Stone: No, that’s not what I meant. Let's forg-- Robotnik: No, no, I’m genuinely asking, will you teach me to be a good father? Stone: …Look, you know I’d do anything for you, but with Shadow here, I don’t have 24/7 to give you all the attention anymore… Robotnik: Ugh, that stupid hedgehog always in the mid-- Wait! No, no! My brilliant mind has solved this frustrating equation! I’ll do things with Shadow, that way I'll show you both how good of a parent I can be! Stone: Uh… [sees Shadow looking at him, shaking his head pleadingly]: Ivo, I don’t think-- Robotnik: And I’ll do such a great job that people will stop celebrating 'Father's Day', celebrating 'Ivo's Day' instead. Who knew being a good guy might help me more with world domination than being a jerk? Funny how life works, huh?

[agent-stone]

Ultimate Lifeform here.

I still have access to the Agent's Tumblr. He's been posting about Robotnik a lot, I see. Could someone please explain that? He's just his boss.

-- Shadow

P.S. (per shadow) -- Thanks to whoever ate the cheesecake. Stone has been making it constantly. The lab smells horrible.

[smallpwbbles]

Fanart for @humanityinahandbag and @samthefrank sonic movie fic How to catch a falling star on A03, I love this moment specifically just cause I love it when characters who had previously been consumed by rage and grief no longer know what to do with themselves when the rage leaves

[sunnydaydrawings]

I'll miss him too :,( 🍳❤️

[hellhoundclown]

HOLY PEAK

[jovuuu]

Kinda really want a spinoff series/movie about them

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Sonic!

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