#shae's rambles

[thecampjuicebox]

Raphael is Tav's warlock patron and he is infatuated with them (though he probably wouldn't/hasn't admit it, not even to himself) and now he sees Tav leading a group of tadpoled misfits who are all fawning of his dear warlock. 👀 What is his reaction?

I think it would be a mix of a few things.

1.) Tav what the fuck are you doing??? You're going to get yourself killed. I'm going to have to clean up this mess. This has to be some sort of breach of contract. I don't want to deal with this.

But the part of Raphael that is obsessed with Tav would be more like

2.) Look at Tav.. So ambitious. So sweet. So kind. Such a good leader! They look so lovely in battle.. Look at them trying to help people. Wow, they are so KIND.

But it would inevitably switch back and forth between the two because Raphael is a bitch and Tav is too loveable.

Also, Raphael is jealous. There's no way he isn't. Because of course he is.

[darth-bagel]

And Tivan'n in KotFE bc I am in Chapter XIII and eugh

[stanleyvampire14]

New Everttale character unlocked; You should hate him, just absolutely start bashing on him please I don’t like him (His personality and behavior is horrible and he’s a horrible father, so not John Emerson basically, actually John would arrest him without needing evidence that’s how bad it is—)

Farzan Campbell! I might’ve posted him here- but I definitely posted his children on here I know that! (Shae and Jewelian Campbell)

I redesigned him, he used to have overalls and smth else, changed his hair too

A list of things Mr. Campbell has done after the cut— multiple TWs but the main one is just abusive towards children in general

NOT a child lover, changed that about him because I personally don’t feel comfortable writing/animating anything about that, plus it was kinda an extra thing that LITERALLY didn’t need to be there, so not sorry 3 year ago me, it’s not a thing

Now onto the list! W/O spoiling too much!

-Locked Shae in the closet multiple times as punishment

-if the closet didn’t work, BASEMENT.

-Did it to Jewelian too but not as much (STILL DONT DO IT??? HELLO…)

-Only let them out after they stopped screaming to let them out

-Yelled!….A lot!…At Shae in particular! For everything!

-Alcoholic.

-The type to get violent when drunk (He mostly gets drunk on weekends thank god the kids have an uncle they can go to….)

-probably killed someone with his fire magic lets be honest here

-has threatened his children with fire

-seriously who gave this mf a bravery trait (oh wait that was me sorry)

-multiple things that would piss John and Mary off (need I remind you that they are near perfect parents because they wanted to fix their parents mistakes)

-war crimes /j

[shaampoo]

does Emmet have a childhood, like, he probably does, but, like, uhh i cant really explain so here's a flowchart or something

like uhh, is Emmets childhood fake?? Did Finn ever bother making him a backstory? Like Emmet was made as a adult lego and stuff,

also, in a toy sense, the sewer babies don't grow up?? Cause like their toy doesn't become a child, which means that either Finn and Biance replace them with toys or don't bother, so i guess they don't grow old either??

i mean, they do grow up a bit i guess since Emmet becomes 25 in TLM 2, but his hair isn't any longer (i mean haircuts can work, also why does he still wear his construction outfit?? That must be like very much broken by now seeing the city [also Emmets outfit outlasted Bennys arm]) also what about the cats?? like, the cats in the first movie look like mature cats, and in tlm 2 they don't look any older?? (i mean its probably cause legos cant fukin age but uhh I'm just rambling here by now)

sorry about the ramble, now enjoy your day/night (and drink some water, your lips are dry /lh)

[shaevira]

Gonna be kinda controversial, hopefully people’s reading comprehension works out here:

people who like and are undying fans of [redacted] company remind me of M**a fans.

like, they see facts. they have have proof that their leaders are shit. but just straight up deny it. they say that everyone is out to get them! their leaders would never. but as facts and as people have proven that they are 100% shit but they would rather shut their ears, go “lalalalala can’t hear you” and say that “[redacted]/Ex-World leader (conserv***e) are SO GREAT.”

like no, the company/leader are vile. people working under them? ehhh? i get it but as soon as they participate in the the vile racism, sexism, transmisogyny, etc. then i’m like “lol get fucked.” 

like am i comparing a potential (lol lemme be vague for my own sake) fascist (ex) world leader to town txn company? maybe so. but that’s how i see it. sure, lemme be wrong. lemme be wrong how people are die-hard fans of their “”””””””””FAVORITE”””””””””” white male lead industry that has put out works that share the ideals of nazi’s, transphobes, racists, and etc. and their own workers are the one’s promoting that sort of dudebro shitty mentality. smhhhhhhh.

[galatariel]

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[lanabenikosdoormat]

if theres one thing about me, if the fandom doesn’t like a female character, or thinks shes boring (whilst hyping up generic white boy 2000) i will be her sworn protector.

[silks-up-my-sleeve]

(The first one sent prematurely)

Hey.

Ok bye

What did I do to deserve all this??? Thank you <3 I miss my lil Sodo

[iceslushii]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT NAME

[roamingswtor]

The galactic seasons companions are lowkey kinda funny on low level characters.

A bounty hunter trying to make a name for themselves in The Great Hunt... alongside Shae Vizla AKA “Torch”, the future Mandalore The Avenger.

A Jedi knight just trying to get through their trials... with the Sith Darth Hexid at their side, just chilling in the background as you convene with the Jedi Council.

A Sith Inquisitor scouring through Imperial Ruins for artifacts with their good friend, Jedi Master Ranos.

An Imperial Agent attending a mission debrief at Imperial Intelligence with the Republic Legend Nico Okarr silently waiting at their side.

[thecampjuicebox]

BG3 Headcannon Masterlist

Here's a lil master list of all of my BG3 headcannon posts, since you guys seem to be enjoying them! I’ll continue to update this list as I write more. Send me an inbox message (on/off anon) if you have any requests you’d like to see written!

✨Behold!✨

Companions finding Durge Tav in the woods

Astarion reacts to Tav kicking Cazador in the family jewels

Astarion reacts to Tav polymorphing Cazador

How Raphael would react to one of his agents being an ex of his little mouse

How Raphael + Haarlep would react to Tav crushing an enemy's head between their thighs

Romanced companions reacting to Tav being kidnapped by Orin

Astarion relationship headcannons

Romanced Wyll + Astarion reacting to Tav being threatened by Mizora + Cazador

Companions reacting to Tav being secretly ripped

Companions reacting to Tav taking a near death hit after just meeting

Astarion reacting to Tav punching Cazador in the face

Halsin restraining you headcannons

Kar'Niss reacting to Tav protecting/healing him

Companions reacting to someone saying Tav and them would look cute together

[alexsrandomramblings]

So weird seeing Shae without her armor.

[loser-user-noaccuser]

Watch this electric tomb bs go down the drain in like a week

[constellaris-a]

@viigilant is bestest wifey sharing her xiao icons w me uwu

[ratbastardsblog]

God help me I’m back on this hell site, now to remember what fucken tags I use…

[a-drama-addict]

another screenshot dump bc I love her and I'm gonna ramble about her soon because AHHHH