#shawn just thinks its the funniest thing in the world. he does this every christmas.

[prettyboymichaels]

Psst

Shawn asking Bret for a bj by wearing a mistletoe belt

I feel this scenario would go something like this:

shawn, thrilled beyond belief, wearing nothing but a pair of boots, leather pants, and a belt with a sprig of mistletoe taped to the buckle: hey. hey bret. bret, hey. hey. bret h-

bret, who had been perfectly content under the covers of their bed reading a book, and had taken one look at shawn walking into their bedroom in this ensemble, which had been one look too many: michael shawn hickenbottom if you say what I think you're gonna say I can and Will make you sleep on the couch until the new year