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[luxurysystems]

Okay consider:

IRS as the protagonist of the ACDC song Dirty Deeds (ie, he's a tax evader bounty hunter)

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

Neckties, contracts, high voltage

Done dirt cheap.

Bounty Hunter/Contract Killer!Irwin HCs under the cut because I'm going insane over this ask:

Always* completes a job 100%. Has a reputation for being reliable so a lot of his clients come from referrals.

Didn't quit his day job as an accountant-- he knows better. It serves as his cover and plus, he's just really good with numbers. He enjoys it.

Very resourceful and is proficient with most weaponry.

Prefers hit jobs where he can be far away from the target. Any hit where he can use a sniper rifle is an immediate yes.

But, if a client requests that someone be killed in close quarters, he'll accept- for an additional fee, of course.

For bounty jobs, they're almost an immediate yes. Can easily catch and overpower someone, tie them up, stuff them in the back of his trunk, turn the radio up really loud if they get too vocal, and deliver them to his client. No ammo wasted. Easy money.

Smoke cigs during a job. It helps calm him down.

No repeat clients, ever. Only exception is if they'd like help filing their taxes.

(* until he was tasked to capture notorious money launderer, Ted Dibiase. It was the only time he didn't go through with a job as Ted convinced Irwin to work with him instead...)

[radioprune]

Ooh is this about how Hawkeye ages 11 years in the span of 3 and nothing happens in order because of the fluidity of time and he keeps trying to leave, but then the guilt in his soul makes him keep returning to this place in time because no matter how hard he tries to leave, he knows there are still people he can save and how he insists on being called Doctor instead of Captain?

you know what it is about that and it’s also about doing what you think is right no matter what and never carrying a gun and laughing in the face of danger while you’re terrified and meeting the most important people in the universe to you during the worst time in your life and still having to say goodbye and “I’ll never see you again” and it’s about whether you write letters every day and would walk across the country to be in someone’s company or whether you would build a machine to travel across dimensions to see someone again and about whether or not ordinary people can save the world or at least save one person and isn’t that better than saving no one at all

[lieutenant-columbro]

Combining tropes by offering:

Columbo goes to Maine (and meets Jessica Fletcher and thinks she's so brilliant and they trade stories over milk and cookies)

PLS we need the llcu (levinson link cinematic universe)

[sychosid]

Consider: Christian Cage is still a vampire culturally, but he doesn't practice. He's a lapsed vampire. Still drinks blood and stays awake all night when he feels homesick, but he doesn't avoid crucifixes or garlic like he was raised

this is so funny. this is so much funnier than what i was even going to write.

im going to incorporate this into the terrible little thing im writing. thank you so much.

[richard-nixon-official]

Well it's happened again. The tumblr mutual propaganda machine has worked and I'm now watching Breaking Bad and can't take any of it seriously

it happens to the best of us 😔

[banannabethchase]

Rank the following experiences:

Ginger ale on a plane

Arriving at your destination right before it starts raining and it stops before you leave

Seeing a critter you do not see every day

Getting into warm bedsheets

Extra chicken nugget in your order

Nailing a bottle flip first try

Laying down on midday grass

Finding a really good stick while on a hike

Notification that your favorite fanfic author just posted a new story

When Claudio just exists, breasting boobily

This is...so difficult.

Okay, so there are 10 options. I can do this. I can make a list. I love lists. This isn't hard (it's very hard.)

Getting into warm bedsheets. When it's cold and rainy outside in like November and I'm in my favorite hoodie and shorts and fuzzy socks and the bedsheets are warm and cozy. So good.

The rain thing. The opposite happened to me today and I weep

Fanfic notification!!!

Really good stick on a hike. I love sticks. I used to pretend they were magic wands!

Ginger ale on a plane. I get some every flight and it's my special airplane treat!

Claudio breasting boobily. Shockingly, I am not super a Claudio girlie. He's great! Love him! Not the person that I'm all scramble brains over.

Seeing a critter

Extra chicken nugget!

Laying down in midday grass. Itchy. I am so allergic to grasses and The Outdoors.

Bottle flip. The teacher in me can't stand it. One misguided flip and boom water everywhere. This may have happened in my classroom.

[heelhausen]

Feel free to ignore, but are you the other Nova Scotian wrestling fan of tumblr? (Cause if so, that makes us automatically besties)

yes!!! technically! I'm a new brunswicker with plans to eventually move to nova scotia, and in general a huge fan of maritime wrestling! I tend to be a bit more vocal about my maritime wrestling stuff over on my instagram (a lot of my show pics & memes are there) but most of my fanart ends up here as well lol

[ambreignsfan4life]

Most Beloved WWE Female

@dopefreshprincess @piratewithvigor

[prettyboymichaels]

Psst

Shawn asking Bret for a bj by wearing a mistletoe belt

I feel this scenario would go something like this:

shawn, thrilled beyond belief, wearing nothing but a pair of boots, leather pants, and a belt with a sprig of mistletoe taped to the buckle: hey. hey bret. bret, hey. hey. bret h-

bret, who had been perfectly content under the covers of their bed reading a book, and had taken one look at shawn walking into their bedroom in this ensemble, which had been one look too many: michael shawn hickenbottom if you say what I think you're gonna say I can and Will make you sleep on the couch until the new year

[luxurysystems]

Okay but did you see the video of Paul telling them they're gonna be inducted?? (tumblr won't let me send the link, but it's a reel on his insta)

YES I AM GOING NUCLEAR!!!

I know I've already said this to the tondo gang (tm) but I am just so incredibly happy for the both of them-- Mike especially.

[radioprune]

After following you for over a year and never actually caring about the Monkees, I took a chance and watched Head last night

I think it changed me as a human being

yoooooo omg!!!!! what did you think???!!!!! i feel like it rewired my brain chemistry and i was compelled to rewatch it literally the next day and then once a week for like two months i genuinely think it's so good

[inquisitiveheretic]

'Blood' for the WIP game?

Blood rushes through his body loud enough to hear. He can’t hear anything else.

ask game: send me a word & i’ll answer with the sentence that it appears in my wip

[lieutenant-columbro]

My boss said at lunch the other day that anyone who wore trench coats on purpose were creeps. Luckily, I had a Clumbo on my phone locked and loaded and my boss (notoriously stubborn) had to admit that there were exceptions

hate to say it but ur boss is factually wrong 😐 big coat gang forever

[run-down-that-dream]

2, 8, 11, 15 for the classic Rock asks

2. Which band got you into classic rock? Oh memories.. I was in my freshman year of high school when my mom introduced me to Guns N' Roses and it was downhill for me from there 😂😂 And I have to give Fleetwood Mac an honorable mention because I took a long break from obsessing over music (I'm talking like a year) but it was Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks specifically that got me back into it and more into "classic rock" my high school days were more for glam metal like motley crue and cinderella anyway

8. Whose wardrobe would you steal? I answered this in the last one but I will say this a thousand times: Tom Petty 😂

11. Which hits do you think are really overrated? hmm.. there's not too many that I think are too overrated but I'll say Paradise City and Every Rose Has It's Thorn are beyond overplayed on my local classic rock station

15. What is your favorite story about a band? THIS about the beatles on a plane

that's not my picture, I downloaded it from someone on here and I can't remember who I'm sorry It still cracks me up when I read it omg 😂😂

Thanks for the ask!! 💛

[smashthegiantkiller]

This is a totally random question, but am I seeing right that you've started playing Topps Slam? (And if not you, someone with the same username who likes Shane McMahon)

I got talked into finally downloading it after I saw the cards going around.

[the--blackdahlia]

Roast this sassy British lunatic (Dave Brown if you don't know who he is)

7/10

Has red hair dye everywhere. Steals your eyeliner. Constantly rants about American’s making tea wrong. Likes to troll people for the laughs. Tries to adopt all the spiders that come in your house as pets.