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monty-glasses-roxy · 6 months

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For some reason, the only consistent thing in my head right now is the mental image of Meteors Roxy carrying around a big Jolteon plushie with her snout fitting nicely between its ears and you know what?

It's now Meteors Canon that Roxy adores resting her chin on people and plushies' heads right between the ears. And also that Roxy needs more plushies.

#meteors roxy #meteors au #she DESERVES them!!!#djidndid watch me once again not go crazy about Plex Lore and instead go insane over Roxy's plushie collection jdjdnjd #she has three of them now at least but she deserves!!! more!!!#a happy frog a blahaj and a jolteon...#she needs some normal ass guys hm #maybe cassie gives her a little dragon guy...#actually wait cassie should have a sleeping special interest in a specific animal and have a shit ton of stuff for them #just has a labrador or a lizard phase or something #or a wolf phase which transformed into a roxy phase which turned into a mediocre melodies phase #but in a 'never consumed canon' kind of phase #she does not care for the actual modern versions of them #she and roxy much prefer the random evidence of their early existence they found in the pizzeria #fuck Fazbear they have their own canon now #based on blueprints and technical notes and engineered backstories and scrapped ideas on post it notes #OH MY GOD IF THEY FIND GLAMROCK MISTER HIPPO IN SEWERHELL SINCE HE'S THERE IN BOBBIEDOTS #like finding a celebrity eating cheese at three in the morning at your fucking basement fridge dndjjsi #but also both of them like 'WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?! WHY DID THEY DO YOU LIKE THIS?!'#and they're NOT talking about the damages.#how DARE they glamrock this boring old bruise of a guy they found in a mass murdered grave?!#jsidjdijdo roxy throwing hands over a glamrock happy...#SEEING THE REAL MEDIOCRE MELODIES AND BEING SO DISAPPOINTED NAH FUCK WHERE'S THE OLD GUYS #THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO THE SHINY NEW ONES WHERE!!! ARE!!!! THEIR!!!! CRUSTY!!!! OLD!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!#sbjdjdkd oh my god this is hilarious actually #i should add the melodies to my little history list of lore to create #just for them.#they've done the same for candy cadet btw #roxy and cassie adore him and one day they'll brave the gravesite again to bring him home safe #where he BELONGS

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