#she comes out as a literal bear and blondie clenches her thighs together ‘you dont mean-‘ ‘oh yeah hun i mean it’ and they have sex. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

xxcherrycherixx · 5 months

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Was anyone going to tell me baldurs gate 3 lets you sleep with a fucking bear? like i have never played or seen this game and the first information i learn is this-

Anyway on a totally unrelated note blondie lockes would love baldurs gate 3 😶

#ever after high #blondie lockes #THATS RIGHT BABY WE ARE MAKING BEAR FUCKER BLONDIE LOCKES JOKES AGAIN #you know that myth where zeus turns into a swan and sleeps with a woman #ok but like we know cupid is at least able to shapeshift somewhat so-#cupid from the bathroom ‘babe are you ready for your birthday suprise?’#‘i know you have gotten really into baldurs gate 3 out of nowhere recently'#and then i saw your browser history full of ‘baldurs gate 3 bear sex cutscene’ so i thought you would like this’#she comes out as a literal bear and blondie clenches her thighs together ‘you dont mean-‘ ‘oh yeah hun i mean it’ and they have sex.#this was actually nasty to write lmao #is this where i get cancelled? was the joke worth it?

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