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Pics from my walk at a new park yesterday, only managed to get two sadly :( they had this gorgeous garden full of rhododendron trees in bloom and i wish i got pics of them but i forgot to

But i got a pic of Egyptian goose babies!!! I love geese they are so cuteee

Hoping i go back again and can get those flower pics!!

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Currently watching a show called harlots, loving it and my head is filled with heartlockes ideas inspired by it.

1800’s era non fairytale heartlockes with mistress cupid and sweet lady of the house blondie- aka blondie has a lesbian affair behind her shitty husbands back with his mistress (cupid)

The two fall in love as they begin to rely on eachother for company and confide in each other about their struggles with their situations (blondie’s lesbianism and her forced marriage to a man, cupid’s rough treatment from the husband and her shared desire to escape from him) the husband dies of course, wether its murder or he just dies randomly is not yet decided <3

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Had a dream there was a evil ierma, a blue jerma and a smaller weird jerma inside a glass room with a jet spray shower blasting at them (they were all fully dressed) and the evil jerma and blue jerma hugged and it was sweet and they would’nt let go and the other jerma just kinda stood there to the side

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Its 4am and I just had a random daydream while sitting on the toilet about someone predicting donald trump would get assasinated on a certain date and immediately after that adam sandler would run for president and everyone who had supported trump immediately turn into sandler supporters leading to adam sandler becoming president. And then that prediction came true and trump did get assasinated on that date so people were like holy shit i guess we got to make adam sandler president now

And so anyway adam sandler is president and his first act he decides to be funny and make it illegal to dislike his films and then he sees how many people immediately get arrested for that and he goes “wait people actually dislike my films?” And he gets bitter and turns into a dictator- he starts punishing those who dont worship him by making them watch his films untill they know every line by heart, he executes those who protest his reign-

One of the guys from the grown ups movie says hey man i think this is too far- you killed 10 kids this aint right and so adam sandler fucking executes him publicly as a message and this just starts more riots and assassination attempts.

What the actual fuck is wrong with me?

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pov: you are applejack about to leave your entire life behind to work on a hot milf's cherry farm 👀

hate to admit it but cherry jubilee from mlp g4 has always been really hot to me for some reason- like even younger me saw this bitch and got really obsessed with her and had no idea why-

mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry-

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best purchase i have made is a electric standing desk, i get to stand and dance in my underwear while drawing hot women!! im living the dream!!

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Would anyone like a banana from the fruit bowl?

Lmao anyway so i just finished goo gone treatments on all my icky gross gluey blondie’s, im actually shitting myself about how im going to do just sweet blondie’s hair 💀and i dont know what to do with this spare enchanted picnic and signature blondie, they’re just vibing 👁️👁️ i saw them on the floor and just decided to do their hair too since it was NASTY

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Light because shes the light of my life 👊😔

It ended in a tie between these two last time.

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the stolitz duet teaser got me feeling some sort of way so take some sad humanized men in bed

(yes im a buzzcut blitzo believer, THAT IMP HAS NO HAIR WHY WOULD THE HUMAN VERSION HAVE HAIR???TELL ME IM WRONG??? NOT EVERY MAN HAS TO HAVE LUXURIOUS HAIR TUMBLR SOME MEN DON'T HAVE ANY)

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well guess its almost stolas x blitzo brainrot time

the full moon episode is going to destroy my pussy in the bad way 😭

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Blondie: hey cupid, i um, would you want to go out with me? Like as a date?

Cupid: im so sorry blondie- you’re a sweet girl and i consider you a great friend, but im still not over dexter yet.

Blondie: oh, thats- its fine. I mean i had a date planned that would have been just right, we would have had a romantic picnic in the forest and afterwards you would bend me over a tree and fuck me however you like and the we would walk back hand and hand and then makeout in the shower-

Cupid: actually im suddenly totally over dexter! When were you thinking? Tomorrow? Today?? Im free whenever-

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a quick persephone doodle i drew the day after my hadestown watch, debated on posting it because im not too proud of how it turned out but fuck it 🤷‍♂️

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i love dramatic angsty heartlockes, its my kink 👁👁

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This is stupid but i had to share that im doodling cupid and blondie being dramatic and naked like usual and this is actually the best ass i have ever drawn and i just want you guys to know that thanks.

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“Its hard to be the bard” i say as i struggle for the third day to write a graphic lesbian threesome 😔

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Petticoat wearer here- most of their dresses would be pretty easy to go toilet in as long as the bathroom stalls are big enough, even with tights underneath!

You just pull all the layers up and to the front (basically just gather them in your lap) make sure theres no stray layers at the back that can get ruined, pull your tights and underwear down and then boom: you’re ready to blow that tacobell toilet up!

Even the thronecoming dresses are pretty easy to go toilet in if the toilet stalls big enough, all of them most likely have hoop skirts ( maybe not cupid, idk what sort of construction she has under there, but its a high low so you can just do the petticoat move or just swing it all over your shoulder if the backs only a couple sort of thin non structured layers ) so what you do is you lift the lowest hoop (making sure all top layers are gathered in the hoop skirt) and just put it up and squeeze it sideways while pulling it towards your lap again, pull your underwear down and boom! So your business wipe your butt, pull your underwear back up and pray that you don’t accidentally drop a part of your dress into the toilet water 💀

The only ones that dont look so easy are the ones with very tight mermaid bottoms which you would have to like fully take off from the top half since you cant bring the skirt up over your hips. If you have a lot to remove on top of it then you are basically needing to run to that toilet the moment you have an inkling you might need it because its going to take a while to get undressed. No last minute toilet runs unless you have spare clothes to change into after 😭

Today's random thought that just popped into my head out of nowhere:

I bet it's HORRIBLY impractically for all the girls in Ever After High to use the bathroom in all those complex & layered dresses.

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saw a post asking where the ancient greek based cupid redesigns are and immediately had to doodle some because yeah where the fuck are they???

btw researching ancient greek fashion fucking sucks balls, especially hair and jewelry. actually, researching anything ancient greek sucks balls-

the right one is much less based on actual history, i thought she should have a shorter chiton since she has actual wings and flies ya know? aerodynamics bestie. bone elemental cupid cant fly so rip girl you get the floor length one 💀

i mean if i wanted to be really "historically accurate"- i could have had her just be buttass naked like how her father is usually depicted 🤷‍♂️ that would be VERY aerodynamic tbh no wonder the man always has his junk out-