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me when s5 comes out and mike says "so, el, that painting you commissioned....."
#she did not commission shit#that poor girl doesnt even know what commissioned means#mike finding out about the feelings will claimed as els actually being his own. duffers please#byler#byler endgame#stranger things
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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#sokeefe#he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works#he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home#and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job#(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone#their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her#(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it#when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him#and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old#but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom#“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar#he is absolutely exaggerating all the details#“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed#i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually
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job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!
job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-
#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great#gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but#it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go#unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job#college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3#but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh#sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere'#and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop'#and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what'#absolutely unprompted#AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT#i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people#i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her#while she rambles and feeds me grapes#yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things#coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff#i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed#i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square...#hm. thinking#oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet#OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY#excuse me everyone i have something to finish
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I'm a tree that grows hearts
One for each that you take
You're the intruder's hand
I'm the branch that you break
#overwatch#widowmaker#amelie lacroix#amélie lacroix#just a messy sketchy painting but good to post while doing commission work#was doodling her this morning and decided to clean up the sketch before dinner. posting it even though i know people mostly follow for CoS#random shit nobody cares about go! <3#free my girl she did nothing wrong. i know it wouldn't have been a typical prison door where she was kept while she was being#brainwashed but the image was stuck in my head with being able to see the veins under her skin faintly in the direct light
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the challenge of i should commission art of my ocs. would love to commission like, siiyr or bokrae, maybe krachyn or jula. siiyr or bokrae would make the most sense, maybe krachyn. i think theyre the ones with the most detailed notes on their anatomy
but also
oh god i cannot subject another artist to the anatomical war crimes i committed in making these ocs
#toy txt post#ig id be best off commissioning someone w a lot experience w like. centaurs. let alone commisioning them actually doing anything#interesting. the good bad news is ai cant do it either. fucking i cant even do it. why did i make these bitches. i gave bokrae a gf#but shes not. she cant even. her lips dont really do a kiss shape shes all teeth#siiyr has too many fucking elbows and a weird skull situation#bokraes skull continues to break my brain. i think it does break physics in universe. birdie did weird shit w that eye#its constantly trying to explode#the art ideas i have for bokrae and siiyr have plagued me for years even now in my depression funk of no new ideas#i cant bring myself to subject other artists to them?????#i should specify Bokrae's teeth more tho probably. i used to jokingly explain it away as she has all the teeth/they change#and. they do. canonically birdie has to replace all of her bones over time especially her skull. but also#that was me being lazyyyyyyyyyyyy#idk i know you dont necessarily need like a super detailed ref sheet to commission things but like. if i was commissioning my own ocs id#want that probably?#maybe i will try to draw the girls today. probably not doing anything interesting#bc i have not drawn for One Billion Years and im out of practice with Normal Human Anatomy let alone#these fucking Monsters#also maybe one day ill figure out Jared#pigeon head on a deaths head moth body with gemstone eyes is something i can see in my head but when i try to draw it it doesnt look right#so. need to work on that? the main thing about jared is that he needs to Scuttle#and id like to incorporate a pigeon#hm#hmmmmmmm
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"how do you get to heaven? something terrible has to happen."
mad men, s6e1, the doorway/succession, s4e6, living+
#mad men#succession#mad men season six#succession season four#kendall roy#don draper#mad men amc#succession hbo#succession living+#mad men the doorway#that don pitch...the entirety of s5 being soooo suicidal and then commissions and fees...a girl can't help but think of kendall roy#beach/water suicidal boy extraordinaire#don and kendall don't have much in common sometimes but when they're morose? malaised? american???? well.#also stan saying “that's what so great about it” is literally me about succ episodes that cliffhanger like ohhh kendall'll kill himself#that's when shit gets REAL babey that's the spice of life#also that pitch quote? something terrible has to happen to get to heaven? logan dying ofc#don draper is so insane. babygirl that's not how you pitch a hotel chain ad...#that's what's so great about him obviously#also that illustration with all the stuff on the sand is such a good idea like. mwah. that would fuck as an irl ad campaign so bad.#kendall did of course leave his loro piana shirt and probably shit expensive sunglasses on the beach. she's a diva
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The best feeling in the world is when there’s a piece of media you know you love and you’ve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you haven’t revisited it in a while so you start to worry if it’s really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and it’s like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules
#the klock keeps ticking#i always get this feeling when i play 999 but tonight i got it with the letter#cuz ive uh finally decided to bite the bullet and play the evil meanie route where everyone dies 😟#a route ive put off for so long cuz its just too damn sad to think about akjdksk god it hurts#and ive played like for the most part every route of this game EXCEPT this one but i know the ending is really dark and i need to see it#plus i will at least get my beloved torture scene in so thats nice#i didnt kill off isabella though its a coma route which i hope still allows me to get the ending i want cuz i mean shell still be out of#commission in the final scene so hopefully it works out#but yeah no i started off tonight on the marianne chapter and while i did skip around through it cuz ive played it many times and i just#wanna get to the important stuff already alskj i also just replayed some of the best parts#aka the shit where lorraine appears and the gay shit alksks and god like hnnnghh not only does this chapter still ruin me emotionally#i also just remembered why i love this character so much and remembered just how good the character writing in this game is#and i also played into the rebecca chapter and didnt skip as much cuz i actually am not as familiar with the coma route#cuz it makes me sad and i never revisited it lol and i havent gotten to The Scene that makes me sob yet#its so coming though dont worry but idk i guess its just been cuz ive been thinking about p3 so much lately#and in particular shinji both the death route and coma route but in particular the coma cuz thats what im writing#and damn lol the letter just writes the grief and nuanced relationships and death stuff so much better lol god#like marianne loses her childhood best friend whom she has a gay ass relationship with to suicide and like its just better#she blames herself and still isnt even kinda okay with it after 13 years#like it just fucking ruined her and the only thing keeping her from losing it is her repression and drinking problem and unattached sex#and then with coma route well fucking first off isabellas friends actually like. visit her frequently damn#and they just all have such unique ways of coping like Zach is being optimistic so no one gets too upset#rebecca is sorta in charge of making sure everything goes smoothly she has to contact the family and make big decisions#and shes also just taking the most stress and shes got so many complicated feelings around isabella going on but she genuinely cannot stand#that isabella is hurt shes fucking destroyed she loves isabella and then ashton AAAAA god yeah i also just remembered that hes SUCH a good#character hes like being a genuine asshole right like Rebecca calls to tell him that isabella is comatose now and he literally doesnt let#her say anything he literally says ‘i dont have time for other things rn’ like the wellness of his friend is just ‘other things’#but you just know thats not it not at all hes burying himself in work to the point of destruction so he can figure out who did this and make#everything okay and he refuses to show even an ounce of vulnerability cuz THE SECOND HE DOES IT ALL COMES OUT AND HE CANT GET OUT OF BED#ANYMORE CUZ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WHEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IS DYING
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i actually feel as though i am going insane bc i need to do TOMORROWS commissions to get the last story key for kaeya’s story quest because i was an IDIOT and and DIDNT
and now i feel like i’m full of BEES
PLUS. IM GOING ON A TRIP.TOMORROW
so i’m waking up early and doing my commissions and then a story quest bc i’ll be damned if i have to wait three more fucking days to see my favorite traumatized blue haired man
#my sister saw me yesterday when his story quest came out#and i realized i didn’t have enough keys#and i was fucking FUMING#and she was like “(name) you need to calm down” and i was like#“oh im SO FUCKING CALM RN you don’t even KNOW” while grinding my teeth and doing my commissions#i’m actually so upset why tf did i just ASSUME i would have enough story keys#i’m inconsolable#if i get spoilers i’m gonna be putting Diluc In Snezhnaya as the first thing on my kin list (that doesn’t exist)#but at the same time. i want to know so bad#my sister and i were arriving back at home and i was telling her how ME of all people is gonna wake up early#and do my commissions and the quests#and she was like “yeah i was on the hoyolab website earlier and saw a screenshot that i thought you might like”#and i was like “hokyfuckisng SHIT did it. okay answer me one questions. did he talk about—“#“yes he said The D Word” and i literally said YIPPEE and jumped for joy#we were arriving home at the time and i fucking. skipped across our driveway#and i’ve been in a haze ever since#i feel like i’m. like my blood has been replaced by pure electrolytes. and like im#gonna explode if i don’t DO SOMETHING to occupy my time#was doing my commissions earlier and kaeya’s always on my team (ofc) but i heard one of his idle lines and i#went into such a fit of despair bc it reminded me of how i couldn’t do his story quest yet#DUE TO MY OWN DUMBASS CHOICES#that i. had to take him off my team for the day#AND THEN TWO KF MY COMMISSIONS WERE RIGHT BY DAWN WINERY#LIKE. GENSHIN JS REALKY FUCKING ME OVER HUH#why don’t they just spit in my face and stomp me into the ground i think it would feel better than THIS
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I SWEAR I KEEP TRYING TO DO ART BUT THEN SOMETHING GETS IN THE WAY AND THEN I PROCRASTINATE AND THEN SIX MONTHS PASS
#this has been happening for like TWO YEARS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM TRYING.#my usual art motivation (my webcomic idea) has been put on hold for a bit and because of that i forgort... everything#my will to draw specifically#but in my defense i have been writing k*arlach / oc indulgences and i've been VERY focused on finishing it#i also got a marketing manager (my friend <3) to help with advertising my comms and stuff so uh... look forward 2 that#i might need to start posting all of my art on a sideblog so she doesn't have to log into my main though#so there might be some changes#but i promise i want to do art!!!! but there's always something to do first and then months pass :(#or i get the urge to draw and then life is like ''have a cancer scare'' lmao...#(ended up being cancerous actually </3 but because it's skin stuff it was easy to remove)#(but that really took the piss out of me for most of july... not to mention that ffxiv released a new expansion and i have been...#having a good time with my new friends doing content and stuff!) i also made a friend irl after like 3-4 years of total isolation#we feed ants and watch them move around together and comment on their behaviour patterns...#but like when i say this takes literal hours.#we just sit out there and talk about random shit and watch ants walk across the floor. both of us hate ants btw.#like we don't like having them ON us so it's a bit like playing with fire.#but anyways yeah i've also been really low energy recently too bc of the heat and burnout from college...#but the good news is that i'm transferring in fall to a much more relaxing college & courseload!#i'm hoping it'll stop me from feeling so... awful ?? i guess ??#like i was taking classes i didn't need to that were really difficult & punishing#not to mention extremely boring & hard to pay attention to when dealing with literally anything. i did not want to be there.#my next college is much more interest-oriented so i will finally be able to take classes i want to and learn from them...!#and then maybe i will feel a bit more in control of my life / more encouraged to draw#anyways thank u for reading my ramble. hoping it all comes together soon.#i need to do a lot of work but most of it is so i can sell commissions again#but once the karlach fic is done we're so back on the webcomic train !!!!!!!!
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#oh for fucks sake#if i have to listen to my shithead of a mother bitch and whine and moan about me being disabled one more fuckinG time i s2g#she's been going on for 20 mins abt how annoying it is that i had to go lie down for a bit bc i had a migraine and a pain flare up#which meant i guess that she didnt get to make dinner when she wanted to (i told her she could just eat w/o me like who cares)#so now she's on a rampage abt how inconvenient it is to her and how i ruin her schedule and her life all the time etc etc#and when i responded calmly w 'well what would u like me to do- snap my fingers and not be disabled anymore? u TOLD me to go lie down.'#she exploded and is like 'oh noOoo ofc not nothing is ever ur fault u just accidentally do these things'#bitch WHAT THINGS ?????#exist as disabled ??? be in so much pain i spend most of my life these days in bed ??? be unable to function to ur standards ????#do u Hear urself ??#now she's sitting on the couch pouting and fuming like a toddler bc i was in bed for 2 hours instead of 30 mins (bc too much pain to get up)#and throwing a tantrum like that is in any way normal or acceptable behaviour#'u always do this! but nooo u can do w/e u want cant u ?? u dont have to consider others!!'#ma'am...#a) no i dont have to consider others when it comes to taking care of myself and my debilitating illnesses. that's an insane thing to suggest#b) nobody told u u could not do w/e the fuck u wanted while i was out of commission. u just did this to have more to complain abt#c) ah yes bc i 'want' to be bedbound in excruciating pain. that was a choice i made. for funsies. for the bit.#whaT ?????#god someone save me im gonna lose my mind w this shit#not to mention she's also belligerently drunk so like. there's that also. cant have any proper convo bc of it (not that i wanna talk to her)#jesus fUcking chrisT#i gotta get out of here#this woman is so immensely hateful#ya sorry i ruined ur life by being born this way and now ur stuck 'putting up' w me and 'my shit' (<- actual things she has said many times)#fuuuuuck me.#anyway.#negative#ableism#verbal abuse#ask to tag
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sumi moment 💜
#persona 5 royal#kasumi yoshizawa#p5r#persona#sumire yoshizawa#persona 5#my art#i love.....the she. her and haru r my fave girls 🥺💖#did this for a commission post actually. stay tuned 4 that shit :-)
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I WAS gonna do commissions today but then I saw how the weather was all dark and gloomy and the house is cozy and warm and it’s a perfect day for curling up on the couch and playing Genshin for 6 hours straight........yeah
#SORRY (except I'm not)#TO BE FAIR I did work on commissions a couple days ago so#It's not like I haven't touched them in two weeks. In fact I JUST finished one#Let me have this 🥺#I started playing Genshin on my secondary account again and WOOF#There's SO much you can't unlock until you're like. AR 45#I'm only 25 🤧#But also playing co-op with myself is hilarious bc like#I'll bring in my fully built Nahida and she absolutely WRECKS SHIT#Probably bc A. She's fully built like I said and B. She's lv 90 when the highest level enemy on my second account is like. 30#I tried getting Nahida on my secondary but I ended up pulling Diluc instead#Which is fine. Bc I didn't have him on my second account.#I still wanted Nahida tho.......F#That's alright I can either try to get her guaranteed before her banner ends (unlikely)#OR I can go for another character guaranteed when their banner drops (likely)#Genshin's SOOOOO fun when you've just unlocked a huge map you haven't explored yet#I literally collected like 8 geoculus' in record time bc they were all so close to each other. On a new area of the Liyue map#Me: HOLY SHIT THERE'S SO MANY#Anyway yeah today is video game day uwuwuw#ALSO can't believe SV drops in *checks watch* five days#That's insane actually#You won't see me for 72 hours after SV drops. Just be aware lol#Shima speaks
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Learning that the garage at the end of the Raceway has a storage room attached when that's the one I've been giving Roxy for a den is really funny still.
Was she such an inconvenience about this that she managed to let staff and management let her keep the garage and the storage room? Did she take the storage room and not the garage?
Cause I don't think she'd take the one next to the party rooms at the other end. The odds of her getting that one would be way lower due to staff convenience and what not but also did she really rob them of all of their go-kart parts storage space?
How much of a pain in the ass did she have to be to win the garage and the little storage room for herself? Talk about a battle of wills.
#fnaf security breach#roxanne wolf#like... management most likely has tasers and shit for discipline stuff#and those white rooms in parts and services could be timeout rooms or something#like bro how much would she have had to endure for this? how did she manage this???#that's impressive man#she do be stubborn as hell#'just let her fuckin have it. we cant keep putting her out of commission for this.'#'but sir-'#'if it gets her back on stage instead of in timeout all the fucking time she can have the whole damn raceway.'#they're all just so done#roxy fixes the go-karts so now that she's not it's also costing them extra maintenance time and staff#roxy now has THREE rooms#one on Rockstar row and two in the Raceway#because she deserves it!#lmao roxy the biggest pain in the ass to all the staff in the Plex#they programmed her to be defiant and cool! and also to have the wolf desire for a den! they should have seen this coming!#what fools the programming team are lmao#and now Roxy and the Minis have a safe place to hang out!#hooray!!!
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I'm still doing what i am referring to as my vocaloid concert pilgrimage, and have currently reached magical mirai 2017
as much as i rag on MM for not being mikupa, MM17 actually has a very solid line up compared to prior or upcoming years.
#meiko and kaito get ONE SONG#AND ONE OF THOSE SONGS WILL BE A REPEAT FROM A PAST YEAR#i mean it's still in the curse of#but like my standards are low since they'll never reach the kaito mikupa peak#actually tbf they did do luka kinda dirty this year specifically#i think it's the first year luka hasn't gotten a new song in a concert and also she only got two songs#but len and rin came out pretty well this year despite it being miku year#.. also did u know mm17's line up shares 4 songs with PLP 1#and 2 songs with PLP 2#obviously you don't know that second part only i know that but. easter egg.#valkris says shit#sorry i'm in such a content desert btw once i finish commission stuff i'll see if people will let me post those so i have SOMETHING
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thinking about The Old Guard x Hob Gadling possibilities bc it Just Now dawned on me
#the fucking— like how would hob even find them. same job different contractors?#same job guy who gave hob the job thought he was dead and so sends TOG?#tog finds that hob is Alive & Also Can’t Die hob is just A Patient Person finding the long con is better for this than guns blazing#cue Confusion & *spiderman meme* and maybe even andy shooting hob#(which sucks for hob bc he Doesn’t Heal As Fast Damn It he just Doesn’t Die. thx andy now i’m out of commission)#tog finish the job but hob has to sit out (yeah just take his hard earned info gathering why don’tcha)#but man He’s Also Immortal Andy Can We Keep Him Please#hob joins their crew and things happen bc he doesn’t have the same heal factor as them. shit still works out and he becomes a part of their#team just like an attachable part. most times he’s there for the job others he’s not. joe & nicky give relationship advice#joe & nicky get the Tea on Hob’s Stranger and one of them has started a manuscript for a novel#Hob gets sent letters bc he has the most secure houses and stashes#eventually hob gets keys for all of them and they keep some of their knick knacks with his stuff#then hob is like ‘i’m out but if you rlly need me. yk where to find me’#time skip hob forgot to tell them he and His Stranger are Married (andy knows a little bit about shrines & intent she laughs when she finds#out hob built a whole ass pub for His Stranger & shit#joe & nicky recommend honeymoon destinations (the two are gone for a whole day. dream took them to all of those places in the dreaming)#booker and hob are History Besties#& Art Besties#it’d be funny if Hob was the mf who killed Booker the first time#Hob & Nile get on like a house on fire (they actually did that- set a house on fire. were they in it? well. they were supposed to be)#hob gadling#the old guard#fishy’s bubbles#the sandman#this has wonderous crossover capabilities *heads to ao3*#no wait the hob and nile and hob and booker dynamics are switched#hob and booker are chaos demons while hob and nike are intellectuals
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i'm ngl it's incredible how unpolished genshin is despite how much money it racks in
#like this is all minor shit in the end but for a game that makes more money than i could ever wipe my ass with. kinda cring#voice clips get cut off mid dialogue sometimes#or they don't match the subtitles#The Same tutorial for how to increase your adventure rank comes up when the game locks you out of a quest until you rank up#paimon's voice clips consistently refer to the player as she even when you pick to play as the guy#you have to retrigger dialogue with the adventurer's guild npc for each type of reward you want to claim#like. wanna claim daily commissions ? talk to them. adventure rank rewards ? talk to them Again. expeditions ? guess what!!!!#instead of just sending me back to the dialogue options. so i have to hear aD aStRa AbYsSoSqUe every 5 seconds#the screen where you change your current team members takes... loading ??? for some reason ??????? huh???????????????#it's just a fucking png background with some animated elements like leaves flying by and 4 character models. what are you loading#when you pull a character they play a voice clip that lasts like fucking 20 seconds and Sure you can skip it but#most games stick to like. One line of dialogue or catchphrase. these mfers are telling me their entire mcdonalds order#now that i think about it Why do i have to talk to an npc to claim rewards from dailies. you put a claim rewards button there#but all it does it take me to the map so i can teleport to the npc ???? Broe.#there was a quest where i had to give an item to an npc and when i gave it to him it did y'know the usual ''oh thank you blabla'' dialogue#except the screen went black in the middle of it so it could Load the model for the item next to the NPC#and then blacked out again so it could Unload it ??? mid dialogue?????????#this could have been a) just fucking loading the thing on screen normally b) Not loading the item in at all#the daily check in isn't in game. you have to go to the website with your browser. bro WHAT
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