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dyketubbo · 1 year

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i do think oranboo would wear dresses and skirts but i also think that she would still be really pathetic. shes not your sassy but supportive sister figure who magically knows makeup now and does yours for you shes not human and her species doesnt have gender (at MOST if you connect enderians to the ender dragon then she would be. a dragon) so tits would probably be more annoying to her than anything ("why would i choose to have back pain. why shouldnt i just tailor dresses to fit me without weird lumps on my chest") shes probably not going to be very nice at all really

no in my mind oranboo has just decided that now that shes a girl shes TWICE as better than everyone. shes still a weirdo who lives in a cave and cant go out in the rain not because it would ruin her makeup but because itll literally kill her. ranboo not being on the server is actually just oranboo going mining to try and get rich again. shes still a spoiled brat but now shes a spoiled brat of a PRINCESS and really her connection to the ender dragon makes her THRICE as cool and better than everyone else, actually. she mutters to herself and probably always has dirty hands because ender but she doesnt have silk touch.

transitioning didnt make oranboo go from a manloser to a #girlboss #slay #baddie who pinches your cheeks and teases you but means well. shes just a womanloser now who does wear dresses and heels but the heels are so it hurts more when she steps on your foot to get you to drop something and then pretends it wasnt her and even if it was you deserved it actually because that was hers? its in her hands so its hers now. she probably stole the gender too

#o!ranboo #origins smp #osmp #ranboo #mask mews #me: yknow it does suck that theres so little variety in hcs for oranboo. wait. i can be the change i want in this world #she only grows out her hair a little (if she even has hair) and she doesnt paint her claws but she DOES file them to be sharper #she hates how makeup feels and either way beau is probably the only member who does wear makeup anyways #so she wouldnt really think its a girl thing she would probably think its a beau thing #(shubble is a phantling who probably has rough skin and niki is. underwater. so)#(they COULD. but it might not process as something they put on themselves every day)#she does however wear even more jewelry #she already did. but shes wearing more now #she puts on makeup for fancy events if they even have those and gets frustrated bc she doesnt actually know how #so she ends up getting help and then pretends like she had done it all on her own anyways #do you see my vision. do you understand #she gets a bit more feminine sure but shes still a loser who chose to live in a cave and probably got told to leave her homeland #bc she was being a brat #she hasnt learned she just heard shubble niki and beau be referred to as the girls of the server or whatever #and was like whats that. i dont know what that is but i want it? i want to be girl?#and after a long attempt at getting her to understand gender shes like. hm #well this all sounds really complicated but im still stealing the girl thing thanks

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