#she tried hooking up with Nightwing but he was too sappy and annoying

[lexosaurus]

Idk if the DPxDC fandom has done this already but I see so many fics about Jazz going to the end of the Earth for Danny and it’s like you know what? Fuck that noise.

I think Aged Up Jazz should have her hoe era. Hook up with Jason. Not fall in love, just a FWB situation. She knows he’s Red Hood and she doesn’t care. He’s good and he doesn’t use her as his free therapist (which so many men do cuz she’s a practicing therapist now). They really don’t know anything else about each other other than their phone numbers to call when it’s midnight on a Friday and they’re bored and that’s their ideal situation.

Danny finds this out while they’re getting brunch somewhere and Red Hood darts on by, chasing some robber. Danny only fights ghosts so he doesn’t really care. Jazz just sorta nonchalantly goes “Yeah I hook up with him sometimes. He’s pretty decent.” Cut to Danny just looking horrified and also fanboying a little all pissy cuz, “YOU’VE SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE ROBINS AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!?!”