#she wants to slap that excuse of a man until he becomes a kraft cheese slice

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weird fun facts about your oc(s)

rules: share some fun facts about your oc(s). they don't have to be relevant to their story, perhaps even better if they aren't. the weird ones are the best!

Tagged by @herearedragons <3 thanks dear ;u; this was a rather lovely distraction <3

Ankh

Only two people within the Inquisition know her real age. It's not that she's ashamed of it, she just likes to mess around. Anyway Leliana is having more fun than her with it :'

Gets very distracted by patterns (florals especially), she just can't figure them out

"Tell me a bird!" and she knows their call. All of them. Her ability is exceptional, especially during very important diplomatic meetings

Kerry

Thinks Carver's tattoo looks like a *insert any other animal* rather than a mabari. He's very vocal about it

Calls for meetings every last Friday of the month to distribute the loot among his companions, the rest gets sold. Anything magical would get analyzed by Anders and Merrill, so they know what they do before they get sold

Don't tell anyone, but he prefers orlesian cheese over fereldan. The stinky and moldy ones especially (à la roquefort)

Ela

Can dance. You'll never ever catch her doing that

She may have punched king Bhelen in the face once, maybe twice. The "maybe" is because Alistair has tackled her before she could do more damage << luckily Bhelen knows she's a resource, or else she would be banned from Orzammar forever

Can't remember names and faces. She has called Carver "Carmen" for weeks before the name stuck <<

I'm tagging (no pressure, no obligation): @underneathestars @greypetrel @inquisitorgaywarden @melisusthewee & @idolsgf 💛