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I love the whole van being unkillable thing so much bc it feels like the sort of price for her not dying is that shes in situations that should kill her way more often then than the others

The writers having full carte blanche to do what they will to Van in the 90s timeline is at once so upsetting and so funny. She could half-drown! She could be buried alive! She could fall off a mountain! It won't kill her, it's just gonna make her really mad.

Van's like "Jesus Christ, I just want to quote my movies and make out with my girlfriend, what is happening??" Meanwhile, the Wilderness is strapping her lil' voodoo doll to a paper airplane and chucking it off a cliff just to see what happens.

#ask #god i love van so much #unkillable lesbian of my heart #please let her rest. just because you CAN try myriad ways to kill her and fail doesn't mean you SHOULD #forever thinking of the YJ video game owltrifecta and i keep talking about #where it's just impossible to kill van no matter what you do #you can try but the game's just gonna keep glitching every time #she'll reappear unscathed at the last checkpoint #and she ain't gonna be happy about it

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