#shh he's hunting doritos

[zillychu]

CREATURE spotted

[simmingsorah]

Incorrect Prompts!

Jumping on the bandwagon:

Moonlight Fading:

Syd: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Sophie: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Cal: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Sophie: Good thinking.

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Sophie: Syd and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Cal: *Sighing* What did Syd do? Sophie: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Syd: Who wants a steering wheel?

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*Syd and Sophie sitting in jail together* Sophie: So who should we call? Syd: I’d call Cal, but I feel safer in jail

-    Syd: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Cal: You’re a hazard to society Sophie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Syd: Don't worry, I got a plan. Sophie: Alright. Syd: TraitorSayWhat? Cal: Excuse me? Syd: What? Sophie: Syd: Syd: No wait-

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Syd: HELP! I TOLD CAL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Sophie, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Cal: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Esra: >:O language Syd: Yeah watch your fucking language Vera: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SYD THE FUCK WORD? Sophie: 'The fuck word'. Milla: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Syd: Oh my god she censored it Sophie: Say fuck, Milla. Syd: Do it, Milla. Say fuck.

FoxBrite:

Quincy: Can I be frank with you guys? Johnny: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Sam: Can I still be Sam? Jett: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Quincy: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Johnny: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Sam: I personally was created in a lab. Jett: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Quincy: Sam isn’t answering his phone Jett: I’ll call Quincy: Johnny and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Sam: Hello?

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Quincy, banging on the door: Johnny! Open up! Johnny: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Sam: No, they meant- Jett: Let him finish.

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Quincy: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Sam: I don’t know how to do that. Jett: I don’t wear a watch. Johnny: Time is a construct.

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Jett: Change is inedible. Grey: Don't you mean inevitable? Jett, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Grey, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Simone: Hey. Johnny: Hi. Quincy: Hello. Sam: Hey! Grey: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Jett: We were out of Doritos.

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Grey: This is a mistake Jett, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Grey: But not today Jett, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Hunted Embers:

Mae: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Declan: That's why I carry two swords.

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Mae: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Declan: You mean literally or figuratively? Mae: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Mae: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Declan: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Mae: Can you keep a secret? Declan: Do you know anything about my life? Mae: No I do not. Good point.

[eene-fangirl]

Casey (+EddEddy) Fanfiction Maserpost

I decided to make a separate masterpost for all my fanfics with Edd and Eddy’s adopted daughter, Casey. I love writing stories about Casey! She is a fun character to write. If anyone ever has a request let me know!

Casey

Father’s Day-ED

"Oh is this what we're going to do today, we're gonna fight?"

Muggy

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”

‘You sank like a rock!”

“If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”

“What have I told you about going there? It’s dangerous!”

“I have to tell you something.”

“I know it hurts.”

“As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn’t stand a chance. ’

Out to Dinner Escapade

Family Tree of Eds

Unexpected-ED Chapter 1, 2, 3

“You’re okay… everything’s okay…”

"You can't run away from your problems,’

A Tender Valentine Evening

“I’m not asking what father wanted, I’m asking what you want.” - Eddy’s Brother and Casey

❝I’m not taking that medicine, it’s disgusting.❞ - Edd and Casey

’ Well, I’m very confused, and I just need time to think things over! ’ for Casey? - Edd and Casey

“Isn’t it Summer vacation? I would think you’d be ready to take a break from the books.” - Casey and Leo

’ So, what do you wanna know about me? ’ - Casey and Cory

“I got Leo! What should I get for him?” - Casey and Barbara

“I swear, I turned that book in months ago!” - Casey, Edd, and Eddy

“Shhh…  You need to be quiet.” - Casey

❛ Do you trust me? ❜ - Casey and Cori

“How come every time we meet, your covered in blood?” - Casey and Cori

“Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” - Edd and Casey

“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.” - Casey and Kate

“Does it hurt?” - Casey and Cori

Insulting - Casey and Leo

“i never thought i deserved someone like you.” - Edd and Casey

“I thought you might want to meet my parents” - Casey

“ you would never hurt me, would you?” - Casey and Eddy’s Brother

“Do you actually sleep with all these stuffed animals?” - Casey and Cori

Night (A Cujo Crossover)

Fainted

Never

"When I came out, I awkwardly blurted it out one night. When your father came out, he made a speech that he apparently spent weeks preparing."

Trick

Texting

Easter Egg Hunting

Proud

“I think I just ripped my pants!”