#short guys can be fukkin hot

[severebeargiver-love-blog]

get yer nekkid ass over here

he’s kinda fatter now tho :(

[lynxgriffin]

Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots

Got even further today! And here’s the running commentary! Under the cut again for spoilers!

Okay! Time to get back to it!!

Aww we found the nephews!

And another hidden mickey!

Aaaand I think we’re about to find Remy too

Let me in I want to cook with my rat friend!!

Oops looks like we stumbled into the woods anyway

MONKEY HEARTLESS

Awww yes I got the roaring rapids kinda ride deal!

THERE IS RATTY FRIEND

CONTROL THE SORA VIA HIS HAIR

I can’t save you right now Roxas, I HAVE TO COLLECT PARSLEY FOR THIS RAT

Aaand we’re back at Ira’s mansion!

Sora all like NO SUDDEN TOUCHIES

VERBOTEN

Ienzo: I could smell your computer incompetence from across the worlds

Told you guys virtual reality is just magical bullshit!!

Oh geez someone get this poor boy a cot and a pillow

Sora: I don’t computer good, please help

Uh oh Even got Norted didn’t he

Hayner: I FORGOT I HAVE TO GO SWAT SOME BEES

Suspiciously no music here

Hiiiii Norty Guys

Sora: DATA IS REAL PEOPLE TOO

AGAIN, GOOFY IS THE SMART ONE

Press X to doubt on that, Xemnas

DEATH BY TEACUPS

Gotta say that attraction flow is kinda OP

HIIII SCROOGE

Donald is always making a menace of himself, Scrooge, that’s normal

OMG I want cake now too

Remy no longer cooks for the love for food, he’s HOOKED INTO CAPITALISM

No I love Remy Ratatouille is a good movie

DON’T YOU TRY AND SPOILE ME TOO, GAME

Oh I see Bee Swatting Alley has turned into a little drive-in theater

There was a hole here…it’s gone now

Roxas has to collect Nobody emblems, I get to collect chocolate and caviar. SUCKS TO BE YOU, ROXAS

“Skateboarding is passe now” INCORRECT

Scrooge is just like I RUN THIS TOWN NOW

GET YOU SOME QR CODES SORA

Scrooge: THAT’S CAPITALISM BABEY

If we wish for Roxas with all our hearts and clap our hands HE’LL COME BACK TO LIFE

Ansem: Just look at them…COOKING…PASTRIES…

Another vessel? Don’t you guys already have like fourteen??

I just realized: are the loading screens just. KH Instagram

OKAY IMMA GONNA COOK WITH THE RAT NOW

I AM NOT GOOD AT THE COOKING BUT I LIKE DOING IT

Okay, I THIIIINK the thing to do now is head on to the next world!…

YES YES YES KAIRI’S HERE

REDHEAD SQUAD PLZ

REMEMBERING XION SOB

The Twilight Town trio ice cream music ohhh noooo

just pulls the damn ice cream out of his back pockets IT’S FINE

ooooooo nooooo

OH NO HE CRYIN

Lea: I’m not crying there’s just extra testosterone leaking out of my eyeballs

LEA WHAT we just got used to Lea now back to Axel MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

Riku and Mickey doing more investigatin’

Eeeeeexposition time~

FINALLY PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, MICKEY

GAH DAMN THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE DEAL WITH TERRA

Well thank goodness these two finally got a case of the Smarts

Okay okay okay! FINALLY CAN GO TO NEW DISNEY WORLDS

It looks like Toy Story is the better choice so I’ll do that first!

After I snag hidden mickeys in Olympustown, anyway!

Okay, those are all the ones I could remember for now, guess we’ll move on to advance the story!

Yikes I absolutely stumbled into a gummi boss battle that I was not ready for

I am so so so bad at the gummi missions in this game, sheesh

BUT IN ANY CASE I FINALLY GOT TO TOY STORY WORLD YAAAAY

OMG is this the game that Rex thinks Sora is from

so fukkin Squeenix

LIL TOY HEARTLESS

Oh wow the music here is so fun

FINALLY GOT FRECKIN AERIAL RECOVERY

Watch out Sora you gonna get laser’d

Sora: I am not Noctis but I know it’s easy to get confused

I love how all this nonsense is basically in canon in the Toy Story universe, thank you Squeenix

Oh wait the humans are missing too that’s a problem

DID THEY GO AND MAKE A XEHANORT ACTION FIGURE TOO

I thought he was just regular size

Guess Al’s Toy Barn went under

Buzz is so dang suspicious

DANGIT we ALMOST had parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme outside the house here!

That is a honkin huge toy store WTF

HIIII Youngnort

BEAT UP THE ROBOTS

Okay this is a pretty fun take on Shrouding Dark Cloud

“Oh that’s right, you’re from a video game, where the rules are BULLSHIT”

Buzz is being such a stick

EXCUSE U but before we rescue our friends I need to find various selfie spots/weird rocks/groceries

sheesh I don’t even care if using Antiform ends up being bad it’s so much fun to do

Oh no I forgot to take out the security cameras, WE’RE DOOMED

OMG if you hit a helium can it makes Sora’s voice all squeaky I CANNOT B E L I E V E

All these bigass dragon toys have me like 

VALIDATE REX’S FEELINGS GUYS

I popped out of Antiform for the cutscene and then popped back into it??

THEY HAVE THE BATTLESAURS FROM THAT ONE TOY STORY SHORT

Why are there such nice dolls in Babies and Toddlers?? You don’t give dolls this nice to babies!

Everybody’s playin’ his theme song!

Corporal: I can’t believe…I got tuba’d…

OH I don’t like that, NO SIR

Yes just give this horrible doll to your baby, that’s fine

FINALLY high jump!!

Sora never say never on horrible things like that!!

The claaaaaaaww

WE HAVE DEFEATED THE CLAW

“Nirvana will not be reached” o o p s

Oh gosh what is this game where I’m stacking flans…

The video game section is just labeled 999999999 FLOWEY I KNOW YOU’RE HERE

Sora: Actually I think this is Riku on the cover

YOU. ARE. A. VIDEO GAAAAAME

Oh Rex I wish they still made strategy guides :(

Ohh I knew the bad thing that they mentioned would happen would happen!

Okay I wanna play Space Cats tho

THE HECK JUST HAPPENED

No Sora you are the videogaems

Well that took way too long but I ended up beating KING ROBOT in antiform

Wreck-it Ralph summon!! YAAAAY

I can’t believe that Buzz Lightyear got Norted

At last, we’ve reached baby jail

This isn’t a friggin toy store it’s Discovery Zone!

We just fuggin cactaur’d our way up here

AT LAST, SORA GETS TO SPEND AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT

Oh well this looks like a boss battle spot

Now we’re in what? Lego hell??

Woody: So you were never loved as a child, were ya

OHOHOHO

HE JUST HOOKSHOTTED THAT BITCH WITH HIS PULLSTRING

These are things you already knew Youngnort!!

That was an appropriately epic battle music for DEFEAT UFO TOY IN TOYSPACE

Awwwwuuh

You’re really not, Donald

Awwww FRIENDS ALL AROUND

Okay we have! Finished that world! And YAAAY new Keyblade!!

~~The Perfect Body~~

WELL WE GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO STICK THAT HEART IN

OF COURSE RIKU WOULD THINK OF THAT

It’s cloning, Riku, it’s basically cloning.

Sora: CLONES! GREAT, BRILLIANT

Oh okay thank goodness they’re actually KEEPING EACH OTHER UPDATED SOMETIMES

OKAY I think I’m going to need to stop here because I’m starting to go crosseyed and my thumbs are sore

WE’LL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WORLD TOMORROW

HOT DANG

[carriefisherscokenail]

1-104

oh BOY 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

uhh probably what the fuck??????

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

shes at uni

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

depends

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

i had to count lol but yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

not really

7. What does your last received text say?

my grandma talking abt snow

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

uhhhhhhh i have no idea a lot ???

9. Where was your last kiss at?

genuinely dont remember

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

like ten minutes ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffee and like three gallons of water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed mm cozy

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

they can be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

nah im good 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

no

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

fuckin sunny i am done w rain and cold weather

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

no i don’t think so 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

pyjama pants lmao

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i dont fukkin know

20. Does anyone like you?

(shruggin emoji guy)

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

sure have 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

LMAO YEAH

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

there are several 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes i want one so baaaad

25. In the past week have you cried?

nope

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a fat ol’ husky mix

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower what the fuck i know im weird but im not an animal

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no

29. Do you think you’re old?

nah

30. Do you like text messaging?

sometimes

31. What type of day are you having?

eh. i cleaned and decorated for christmas

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

no i don’t like my nose

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

like my dad and my whole three guy friends thats it 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship methinks

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i went to hot topic like twice so id say im PRETTY complicated

37. What song are you listening to?

definitely not frosty the snowman

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

for the most part

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yeah 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk41. When did you last receive a text message?

like two hrs ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

my feet r kinda cold43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

shes my grandma44. Does anyone disgust you?

hell yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no46. Are you in a good mood right now?

im in an alright mood47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

oh shit my mom probs48. What color shirt are you wearing?

im only wearing a jacket and there are lots of colours49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

probably50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

the fuck does this mean51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

nope

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

probably53. Do you like rain?

it depends54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

lmao no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

not really56. Do you like to cuddle?

it depends57. Are you shy?

i can be58. Do you get along with girls?

yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

for the last fuckin time its my GRANDMA 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

uh yeah gotta get that ghost dick

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

if not then…… yinkes63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

it depends on the person65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah i yelled out a window at a guy that i liked his dogs

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

fuck me i think they’re all eighteen ??

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

pay68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard print!!!69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

yeah a little fuckin backwards washington state70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

no71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

like last week73. Do you like diet soda?    

yeah i got no beef74. What color are the walls in your room?    

grey and like a purpley brown75. Are you 16 or older?    

im 1876. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

i used to    77. Do you have a job?    

i used to  78. What are your initials?    

RPK79. Did you ever have braces?    

yeah80. Are you from the south?  

no sir  

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

its a video   82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  

NOPE  83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

im close to both84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

ive done both85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Battle of the Sexes (i recommend this movie so hard)86. Do you smoke?    

yeah87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

heels88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

i dont usually do shit to my hair but i used to curl it every day90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

hot tub?92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

no93. …Had sex in a car?     

no

94. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

i was watching bones95. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

fourth of july96. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yes i do its 201797. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  

no  98. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

yeah but i didn’t know about it until like a month later100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

yeah 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

no 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG, A CLASSIC!!103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

ha as if104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

uhhhh if it was halloween and i wanted to dress up as a clown

thanks i hated it