#shoutout to the time tsa stopped me because i had five pounds of my uncooked rice in my bag and they got confused
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i love packing a carry-on because what i deem essentials is absolutely nonsensical. six oranges. a vibrator. soviet tableware. two paintings. an entire coffeecake. a fur coat
#i feel like an american movie villain#[thick ambiguously slavic accent] yes this is my luggage i am simple woman going home to my children (college friends)#shoutout to the time tsa stopped me because i had five pounds of my uncooked rice in my bag and they got confused
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