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daemonvision · 1 year
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Schwick yaaaaay
This guy is such a fun character, damn shame he only appeared in one episode but I suppose it adds to his charm.
This is a quicker piece, probably finished in like half an hour but I think it’s neat for what it is.
Please don’t repost!!
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nicxl333 · 9 months
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JADE ABACUS— JING YUAN X READER
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what happens when you use the jade abacus for the wrong purpose? (contains spoilers from the 1.3 update)
tags: 18+ content, nsfw, reader is not the trailblazer, masturbation, voyeurism, oral sex (reader receiving), reader is described to have a vagina (afab), fluff, praise kink, breeding, unprotected sex
first hsr oneshot hope it’s good! (also it’s late so i haven’t proof read this very well)
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“the same is true of this jade abacus- it is a record of the luofu cloud knights’ promise to the crew of the astral express. it is also a beacon- grip it tightly, and it will send a message to the jade abacus here in my hand. no matter how astronomically distant you are, the luofu cloud knights will always come to the aid of the crew, whatever your need may be.”
after saying your goodbyes to everyone on the xianzhou, you, welt, dan heng, march 7th and stelle/caelus made your way back onto the astral express, ready to warp to penacony the next day. after conversing with himeko and bickering with pom pom you said your goodnights and turned in for the evening.
truth be told you were slightly disheartened that you’d be leaving the xianzhou, having made so many new friends.
some, more friendly than others.
while there were many very good looking individuals residing on the luofu, one particular individual caught your eye; the high and mighty general himself.
it was something about him that drew you to him, like a moth to a single flame. maybe his smug confidence, his ability to control a crowd, or his handsome looks with his piercing eyes that could make your cunt gush within seconds. who knows, it was probably all those factors combined. either way, the attraction was there and steadily growing.
as you undressed to don yourself in your nightwear, you emptied your pockets to place your clothing in the laundry. your contents contained some trinkets here and there, and the jade abacus, which you were entrusted to hold for some unknown reason. you placed the jade abacus on your bed, meaning to look at it in greater detail once you were fully clothed.
once finished you lay in your bed, picking up your phone from the side table to scroll through any missed messages. puzzling enough, the most recent message at the top was from none other than general jing yuan.
wondering what he could possibly need (considering he rarely texted) you opened the message.
“good evening y/n, i hope this message finds you well. i realised i didn’t have the chance to bid you in particular a proper farewell, my deepest apologies. in good reparational faith i would like to make it up to you with a meal the next time you’re on the ship, on me.”
fuck knows how, but knowing that he specifically had you on his mind made you honoured, and strangely enough, horny. your mind flooded with thoughts that were downright filthy of what he could do to you should you have the chance to be alone.
he would probably take his time with you, pulling orgasm after orgasm just from his fingers alone, before he would even grace you with his cock. it only took a few different conjured up scenarios for you to have your hands snaking down to pull off your shorts, your fingers immediately stuffing your cunt full, stifling a moan at the ecstasy.
overtaken by the urge to cum you plunged your fingers in and out, scissoring and curling your fingers up against that spongey spot that made you see stars. your eyes rolled back, your back arched and your voice stayed stuck in your throat, chained by your slipping rationality which warred with your spiralling composure. you could feel the heat inside your core as your fingers continued their attack, creating a resounding ‘shwick! shwick!’ which bounced off the walls. your eyes were scrunched, your mind revelling in the scene of jing yuan pounding into your sopping cunt.
you were far gone, way too far gone to notice the quiet pads of feet along your carpet, moving towards the armchair in the corner of your room which faced your bed, and your quickly dishevelling figure. the figure sat on the armchair, sinking into the soft material as he witnessed your sinful performance.
you, none the wiser, continued to guide yourself towards your high, your moans becoming more and more harder to stifle as you completely succumbed to the lust, delirious with pleasure.
“f-fuck! jing yuan, please!” whispered pleas tumbled out of your mouth, wafting in the air till they reached his ears. he parted his legs slightly to ease his oncoming erection, letting his hand prop up his head, as his elbow rested on the arm of the armchair.
you neared your peak, your fingers burning in pain as you furiously pumped to reach your end. your free hand left your mouth and gripped your tit, playing with the peaked nipple to ease the overwhelming feeling you were experiencing.
with a final call of his name, (which was slightly louder than you would’ve liked) your body jolted and shook as you reached an earth shattering orgasm. you convulsed as you came which was probably the hardest you ever had cum before, letting the aftershocks subside.
you suddenly became aware of something poking at your back. you retracted your fingers from your cunt and retrieved the item, seeing the jade abacus in your hand, having accidentally moved underneath your body during your…activities. you then recalled the words jing yuan told your group about gripping the abacus tightly, hoping and praying your recent actions had not triggered a call- still unbeknownst to the figure who had already been summoned, to your dismay.
“that was quite the show, y/n-”
you stiffened at the deep, powerful voice of jing yuan, perched in your armchair, staring at you with something distinguishable as lust.
“-however, i do recall warning that the abacus shouldn’t be used for inappropriate circumstances, no matter how amusing that circumstance may be.”
you were stunned into silence, riddled with shame and hushed with guilt. there was simply no rational explanation for this as you were half naked in front of him. and you had no knowledge of exactly what point he entered your room, therefore meaning you had no idea just how long he’d been watching, although evident that he had been in the room long enough to make himself comfortable on that damned armchair.
“cat got your tongue? seems like i’ll have to administer your punishment first.”
by this point he had risen, beginning to take off his boots and the numerous straps and harnesses that made up his uniform. he then took off his tight shirt, leaving him in his red pants, while crossing the short distance to your bed, raising your hand which was wet with arousal, lifting it to his mouth and giving your index and ring finger a long lick.
“i… uh-”
“hush. naughty minxes like you do not deserve to speak. lay back and spread your legs. i will not ask twice.”
although confused and befuddled you followed his command, not expecting events to turn out like this, not that you were complaining. he lowered his face so he was level with your dripping cunt, observing it as your cum dripped out.
you lifted your head slightly to see why he stalled, feeling a tad bit self conscious. all thoughts flew out of your head however once you felt him lick a long stripe from your cunt to your clit. you instantly mewled at the sensation, hands finding purchase in jing yuan’s hair, gripping lightly, to which he grunted at.
he rose to look at you, amber eyes boring into your own. “if you’re too loud, i’ll stop. we wouldn’t want to wake up your fellow crew now, would you?”
you shook your head vigorously, wanting anything but him to stop in this moment, knowing that this could potentially lead to you getting the fuck of your life. fat chance in hell you would cockblock yourself.
he hummed at your silence, lowering himself back down and resuming again. his tongue swirled around your clit, paying close attention to the bud. he then moved down to your pulsing hole, plunging his tongue in and out and slurping at the soaked flesh. one hand left his head and rose to your mouth to stifle any noises from leaving it. as if it weren’t enough, jing yuan let his mouth leave your cunt, his fingers immediately integrating into the mix, while his mouth moved back up to your clit, this time sucking on it. your eyes rolled back, hips grinding against his tongue to gain more of the sensation.
his fingers were thick and long, reaching further into your core than your own smaller fingers could ever hope to reach. as his assault on your slobbering cunt continued you started clenching down harder on him, signalling that you were about to cum again for the second time that night. your hips ground in circles, the heat inside you blazing hotter with each push of his fingers, the coil tightening until it could resist no longer, and snapped.
your body convulsed once more, even more so once you registered that jing yuan wasn’t letting up on his ministrations, and pulling you into a state of overstimulation.
“shit! jing yuan- oh my god!”
he groaned at the sound of your moans calling for him, using the bed sheets below him to grind against for some semblance of relief for his now raging hard-on.
once he had enough he rose once more, raising his soaked hand to your mouth.
“suck.”
you obliged, wrapping your tongue around his digits, sucking slowly while looking directly into his eyes, unaware of just how much you were affecting him.
“god you’re so sinful.” he groaned, moving his hands to his pants to unbutton them, hastily slipping them off, along with his boxers, leaving him bare, sporting a very large prominent erection. the mushroom tip was flushed with an angry pink, pre cum dripping at the tip. his length had two large main veins running down it before branching off into little tributary like veins.
you but your lip at the sheer size, hoping you could take him all. even with all the prep you had it still looked like a tight fit. he was insanely girthy with an impressive length to match.
this led to a quiet chuckle from jing yuan.
“don’t look so apprehensive, i’ll go slow.”
smug bastard.
he lifted your legs, bringing them down, down, down towards your shoulders. a mating press. your breath hitched at the realisation, knowing that he was about to fuck up your insides.
“take a deep breath, kitten.”
you took a slow inhale, feeling the tip breach your opening, pushing past and spreading your walls to all opposite ends. the stinging sensation was immediate, his dick stuffing you to the brim, more than his fingers managed to. you instantly gripped his shoulders, lifting your head to bite into his left, thus stifling a pain wrenching moan. many sensations flowed through your body, specifically pain at having never taken a size quite like jing yuan’s before. tears pricked the corners of your eyes before trailing down and staining your cheeks.
he hushed you, wiping the tears away before stroking the hair away from your face, looking at you with adoration and care, forgetting all about the ‘punishment’ he was supposed to give in that moment.
“are you okay? do you need me to pull out?”
you shook your head, lacing your fingers in his hair, and smiling softly.
“no, just give me a moment.”
he nodded, massaging your hips to help you get used to the feeling.
“you feel so good, you’re doing so well for me my treasure. i’ll take care of you soon.”
after a few minutes of adjustment, the pain faded and replaced itself with yearning and pleasure. you started grinding your hips against his, making him see the picture. he pulled out slowly till around halfway, then gently pushed back in.
you let out a small gasp, wrapping your arms around his shoulders, pulling him closer and whining, edging him to go faster.
he obliged, picking up the pace gradually until the room was filled with soft sounds of repeated ‘paps’. your lips connected with his, tongues dancing in a sloppy rhythm, saliva dripping down the sides of your mouth, doing little to muffle the moans and groans entangling in your mouths.
even at such a close proximity you felt incredibly needy, needing him closer and closer to you.
noticing you lose yourself, jing yuan laced his hand in yours, against the bedsheets.
“i’m right here, my love.”
truth be told even jing yuan was struggling to keep himself composed too. your fiery nature around protecting the ones you cared for gave him a sense of familiarity with his duties as general, forever protecting the people of the xianzhou luofu. not only that though, your sense of humour and your witty remarks really captivated him during the times you had together. in his hundreds of years of living, no one caught his attention quite like you did. especially with the way you got along so nicely with yanqing. considering the fact he was practically considered as his son, seeing the two of you bond warmed his heart in ways indecipherable. so, realising that you would be leaving to travel onwards really left a gape in his life that you had just started to piece together.
he gripped your hand tighter, moving with more vigour and urgency, wanting to hold you in his arms forever.
“j-jing yuan-”
“my love?”
“i’m gonna cum-!”
“so do it, cover me with your essence, i’ve got you, always.”
his words carried you to the end and you came all over him, legs tightening against his sides, trapping him inside your cunt. his hips instantly stuttered, losing rhythm and his groans became impossibly deeper, until he eventually spilled his cum all into you, complete with each other.
all was silent for a moment, as both parties recovered from the overwhelming orgasms. jing yuan pulled out and rolled off of you, pulling you into his chest and closing his eyes.
“y/n. stay with me. just for tonight.”
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dynamic-power · 8 months
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October 22nd prompt: knife play
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Bringing it back to Carl with a little more Carl x GN reader.
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You’re absently flicking your knife open and shut when Carl wanders in. 
“Whatcha got there, hotshot?” he asks as he collapses onto the couch beside you. 
“New knife,” you say, folding it closed before pulling the tab to open it again with a satisfying shwick. You lean over and offer the handle to Carl. 
You realize your mistake when he takes it from you with a glint in his eyes. “Trust me?” he says, twisting the blade handle easily in his nimble fingers. 
You gasp as you feel the point of the blade press to your sternum. He’s got the dull side against you, the sharper side pointing up, but you feel the threat of the knife anyway. He shifts, getting onto his knees and moving closer until he can throw a leg over your lap. He settles on top of you, his thighs bracketing yours. 
“Hardly,” you say, but you know he understands what you mean. Because you do trust him. Implicitly.
He starts to drag the tip of the knife down. You feel it scrape against your stomach over the fabric of your shirt. He pulls up the hem and you hiss as the cool metal touches your skin, just below your navel. 
He hums. “I never really liked this shirt, anyway,” he says as he tugs the blade up into the fabric in his other hand. You melt into the couch as you hear the sound of your shirt ripping.
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hal-in-the-family · 2 years
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At long last, the trio had reached the moon, approaching its glowing white surface with ease.
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           “I hope UFO really ish down there...”
           “They gotta be! They shouldn’t be hard to find, right? Not like there’s a lot going on moons, anyways.”
           “2FO think... see UFO....”
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             “............” And there they were. Pulling the hand-knitted beanie over their own face.
             “Hey.... what’s that circling around them?” 
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              “Ish that... wind and leavesh?”
Much to all of their confusion, that is, in fact, a dome of autumn leaves and breeze whirling around the distraught UFO as fast as a tiny tornado that isn’t pulling anything in. Qbby was the first to hop off of the claw, running towards the anomaly while Ankh leapt off of 2FO.
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              “Woah. What do you think is up with this, Ankh?”
              “Careful, Qbby. We don’t even know if it’sh even safe to crossh.”
              “From what, these flying leaves? They’re not even green ones. What’s the worst that could-”
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SHWICK
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             “........................”
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Hmm. Yeah. Getting sliced through completely by a single but rapid brown leaf should be reason enough to take caution. He’ll be fine, don’t worry.
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vuillard · 2 years
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today: cooked the last of the oyster mushrooms in butter made some eggs did pt did yoga drinking my second coffee reading after this im going to walk around the lake. city living at its fucking finest! i’ll brave b*shwick tomorrow
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cityisatwar-archive · 7 years
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it hit me like a heart attack honestly
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afterlifeoftheparty · 4 years
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oh wait i have another b*ndom opinion to post. cobra starship doesn't have a bad song
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adictoanonimo · 7 years
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Eres más falsas que un feike shwich.
Adicto anónimo
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skautism · 4 years
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night shades haters r cowards
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daemonvision · 1 year
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Saw this and. Apparently Shwick is thought to be in Ball of Revenge? Not in the actual ep but the voice in the little end card thing.
Can someone help me confirm this? For the life of me I can’t tell if it’s really him or what is even being said. Here it is:
It’d be neat and not too surprising if this was the case but I’m skeptical as I’ve seen misinfo in this fandom before, and I think this is something to be looked over.
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lyricallymnded · 5 years
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shwick // cobra starship feat. jump into the gospel
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yb-cringe · 3 years
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You know say what you will about sparklez but he responds to every dono casually and without judgment
you could spend 30 bucks and tell him you’re burying a body and he’d still respond “hey man i hope that goes well for you, thanks for the thirty that’s real shwick. much excite.” And then continue on with his day
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badgraph1csghost · 3 years
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Software developer: "Look at my completely new computer language, I'll call it Shwick. There's never been anything like it before!"
Company job posting: "Requirements: 10+ years experience with Shwick."
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shoneebowtell · 3 years
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josh sounds like he’s straight out of b*shwick
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boywizard-moved · 4 years
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send my love to the dancefloor, i’ll see you in hell (hey mister dj): favourite dance song? kiss my sass: feelings on travie mccoy/gym class heroes? shwick: best cobra lyric?
1. Die Young by Kesha bc its slaps
2. Travie is literally the best and i love him and Gym Class Heroes so freaking much. They were and still are sooo underrated which sucks. but travie is so cool and he’s kind and sticks up for himself and his buddies. <3 i love him and his music. 
3. *panics* The city's asleep / and the world is mine / We hide and go seek/ And you know they'll never, never, ever find us from The Kids are All Fucked Up
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newyorkopenmic-blog · 6 years
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#punkrock at the #openmicnight #shwick
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