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Idk why everyone is saying you're a loop kin. you remind me more of a siffrin

Excuse you, we're way hotter than that guy. We've aged out of being a socially anxious nerd in a cloak. Now we're a hot nerd in a trench coat and/or several different layers of jewelry and/or an outfit that has people say to us phrases like "you look like a time traveller who figured that the 1980s are basically the 2020s in the grand scheme of things and is only now realizing that the time periods are very different however you are indeed very hot" or the perhaps more descriptive "you look like harry dubois".

Actually, was nerd the one that originated from the guys biting chicken's heads off with their teeth? We should use that one. We're the guy doing that but hotter and also more likely to torment fictional characters for fun.

#asks #we speak #not liveblog #anonymous #these are phrases we would consider compliments btw we are very attractive in browns and greens its part of why we're a mantis #you could make this comparison about us when we were seventeen maybe we were like way worse about things then we're better now #siffrin has way more problems than us now. lol lmao et cetera. we are no longer seventeen years old so we are no longer Like That #our condolences to them on their apparent continued issues. we wish them a very no moth in their brain hoarding their memories #we find it generally helps to get more insufferable and start becoming a worse person instead of worrying about if youre inherently good #we had character development and now we're aroace and random teenagers at the queer alliance ask us how we got so confident #the trick is that lying to people with your immense knowledge of how to talk to people will have them view you as unreliable #but writing about people with your immense knowledge of how to talk to people just makes you a very good author #we still own more than one cloak though. we never throw shit out.#we don't know if any of these phrases make this more or less convincing honestly we're saying normal words

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