#sighhhhhhhhhhh

[nanaslutt]

i still hate naoya this changes nothing but…….. thinking abt him being such a hard ass when ik he cums in the first thrust is doing things to me =.=

[turtlecleric]

Thinking of a yandere Donnie sneaking into your room and stealing a pair of your underwear. He's got it in his pocket all the time, and he likes rubbing the fabric between his fingers, especially when he's talking to you and you have no clue.

[teddybeartoji]

mickey i am kissing ur brain so gently i literally just woke up but i saw the bi!toji post ……… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 REAL & CANON BTW but for some reason the first thought that popped into my head was. uni au….. janitor!toji/professor!reader…………….. hear me out.

toji who just stopped working as an assassin and is trying to get his life together, who just happened to land a job as a janitor at a prestigious university that he takes fairly seriously…. (i just knowww he hates littering students with every fibre of his being. catches them in the act and reaches for his gun out of old habit LMAO) and there’s this nerdy little professor who always arrives at the uni first thing in the morning, without fail, and always gives toji a cheery little greeting when he does. wearing his cozy sweaters and vests and scarves and smiling all bright and sleepy. and for some reason he almost always takes his coffee breaks conveniently close to wherever toji is cleaning… so they can chat a bit….. even though toji usually just listens and grunts every now and then.

and at first toji feels kinda Threatened by this pretty boy bc ???? whyyyy is he interrupting my precious cleaning time. is he trying to supervise me? show off his fancy degrees??? …. reader has the fattest crush on him but toji genuinely doesn’t realize bc he’s wired to always mistrust others :// meanwhile reader is watching him clean internally going what the fuck what the fuckkk why is he wearing a compression shirt it’s literally fucking freezing??? is he teasing me???? does he know?????? they’re both losers actually. big romcom vibes

BUT YEAH i just picture professor!reader being a sleepy but cheery little guy….. who loves loves loves teaching and talking about his subject of choice and toji starts to really enjoy their talks bc reader’s eyes shine soooo brightly when he’s chattering away… all excited and gleaming….. and toji kinda hates teachers but he decides to make an exception this once. maybe starts to initiate conversations of his own every now and then… who knows…………….

OK THAT’S ALL PDHJDDHJF 😭😭 this came to me in a vision and ofc i had to share…. imagine me at a board meeting pointing at my little graphs and powerpoints while u sit in a big ceo chair overlooking the city… pondering janitor!toji and the future of this company…... mickey ur posts genuinely make me fully insane i hope u know that. bi!toji is real and loves you specifically btw <333333 I HOPE U HAVE A LOVELY DAY MWAH :3

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I NEED TO KISS U RN!!!

LIKE THIS ISN'T OKAY BY ANY MEANS HOW DID YOU COOK THIS UP AND WHY IS IT LITERALLY PERFECT AND ALSO HOW IS IT SO IN LINE WITH WHAT I HAD IN MY HEAD?????????????? HOW???????

OKAY FIRST OF ALL WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PROFESSOR!READER KIND OF BEING LIKE TAKEDA FROM HAIKYUUUU??????????????? LIKE THAT'S IMMEDIATELY HOW HE POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIM LIKE THAT I ALS OCAN'T TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK BC I'M GENUINELY SO INVESTED IN THIS FUCKING AU IT'S INSANE

but yeah he's always wearing the comfiest fits just like u said - sweaters, vests, a button-up shirt and a colorful tie sometimes (he was super nervous about wearing the tie at first bc he thought he'd look stupid but he got over it and now he has a rule of wearing a tie at least once a week)(canon). when it's cold he's wearing an oversized coat and an equally big scarf and toji thinks it's very cute i mean what who said that.

another thing just popped into my head when u called him a sleepy guy..... what if it's already like afternoon and all of the students are gone and the professor was supposed to be grading their papers or smth but when toji happens to walk by his class he's just sleeping on the table............... PLSSSS I THINK IT'S SO CUTEE i can see it so clearly in my head the professor's glasses are really weirdly on his face and his mouth is open with a bit of drool spilling out lmao and at first toji just shakes his head like damn this guy is stupid but then he realizes that he's smiling? that his own lips just curved into a small smile all on their own and he's kinda freaked out about it and leaves really fast hasgahsaghshgagsha HE'S A LITTLE AWKWARD SOMETIMES OKAY even big scary teddy bears have their little love moments yk

my immediate thought was that toji would actually be the one to develop the crush first btw................ and he'd be a little like ???? maybe this is his first real male crush? and the reader is just kind of oblivious to it like he thinks that yk toji seems like the straighest guy on the first glance lmao and he thinks that he doesn't have a chance but hehehehehe he's very wrong IDK WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT i wanna know

DON'T GET ME WRONG THOUGH I DO REALLYREALLY LIKE the reader kind of thirsting over him hihihihihi he's so real for that AND I LOVE THE IDEA OF TOJI EVENTUALLY STARTING MORE CONVOS!!!!!! FUCK OFFF HE'S SOO SWEET AAAAAAAAA i love him so much have i said that already

who do you think would take the step to go further though? IN YOUR SCENARIO I MEAN it would obviously take time. a lot of it. bc toji is well... like he is and the professor is nervous and he's kind of afraid to overstep even though he likes him sooooo much... okay i kinda feel like toji would....... and it almost makes the poor professor have a heart attack bc WHAT? hihihihiihi stoppppppppppppp i can see them both in my head soooo clearly and i'm so fucking in love with them they're so cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also got this idea of the professor breaking smth in his class idk like he sits on the chair and one of the legs breaks or smth lmao and he goes on a lookout for smth to fix it with (??????) and he finds toji!!!! and he comes to his rescue, teasing the professor a little bc how the hell did he break the chair you know. and maybe he professor blushes a little..................... IT'S TOJI C'MON EVERYBODY WOULD BLUSH A LITTTLE and then maybe the professor brings him a pastry or something the next day as a thank you and now it's toji who's..... cheeks are looking a little pink?????? and he's grumbling that it's my job. no need to thank me. but the professor just dismissed that immediately and just presses the pastry into his hands and waves him goodbye with a smile. AAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN'TTTT I'M SMILING SO BIG RN MY CHEEKS HURT WHAT IN THE FUCK THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARI. MY SWEETEST LITTLE ANGEL. CAN I USE THIS IN THE DRABBLE I STARTED? LIKE I'M GONNA LINK THIS IN THERE TOO. i just started the drabble based on one of the asks i got - toji just smiling while he's listening to his little bf ramble about his day but i'd love to sprinkle this in there. like maybe he taught a class on smth he really likes so he's just so excited about it. excited that the students were loving the topic or whatever. BUT I DO NEED YOUR PERMISSIONN!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME YOU ALWAYS DO I'M SOOOO GRATEFUL FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU<33333 i can't believe you just cooked it up are you actually gordon ramsay btw? i know you are don't lie to me ari. BI!TOJI LOVES US BOTH THAT'S WHY HIS TITS ARE SO BIG HE'S STORING HIS LOVE FOR US IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU HAD A REALLY REALLLY GOOD DAY MY LOVE MWAH MWAH MWAH<333333333

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Convicts 4 (1962)

[voltrixz]

Feeling deathly ill, I may pass away (<guy who rewatched a portion of a tssm ep to get some reference photos )

[itspileofgoodthings]

watching men react to Taylor songs on YouTube, don’t text

[grave-the-demon]

turning Carrie (1976) off at 1:13:14 for a feel good watch where nothing bad happens :)

what are you talking about last 25 minutes?? you’re delusional....

Carrie is a feel good romance where she gets to be prom queen and NOTHING BAD HAPPENS. OKAY?????

[vettelcore]

I don't need to say anything indeed

[ayakashibackstreet]

I fucking hate when I'm supposed to be travelling the next day. Anxiety's through the roof, my dudes. I want to be already on the train, staring out the window in my Quiet Zone compartment

[byrdtrolls]

robin will be like [experiences something traumatic] why am I not able to draw immediately one day after this

[somaticmilk]

Theres a Tornado Watch rn

-⚠️

That’s nice dear - you can become smooth like blizzard in the north

SIGH.

You’ll be fine BV

[teddybeartoji]

i think my red flag is that i would genuinely get sooooo jealous over satoru's marble skin. scars or not he looks like he just fucking never gets any pimples or acne or anything......... AND LIKE EVEN HIS SCARS LOOK SO COOL????? AND SO SEXY????????? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rjalker]

aww darn it. realization.

[ID: The "Same hat" meme, of a black and white comic panel showing two people wearing the same hat, waving happily at eachother from a distance. The one closer to the camera is labled, "Tremaine", and is saying "aw fuck", the one further away is labeled "Murderbot" and is saying "damn it". End ID.]

Martha Wells' refusal to let characters be disabled includes Serious™ forms of mental illness. they're just not allowed. They will only exist for drama and then immediately get fixed.

god damn it.

hi would you all like to know one of the main plot points of The Fall of Ile-Rien? Trigger warning for mentions of suicidal ideation below the cut.

We are introduced to the story while our protagonist, Tremaine, is plotting out the best way to kill herself.

Because, we are led to believe, she's been traumatized by the horrific war being waged against her people. She has spent almost all her free time volunteering to pull bodies out of collapsed buildings.

But then the story progresses.

And it gets revealed that actually, she's not depressed at all, and not actually suicidal, it was all...because of magic. And now that the magical item has been removed she's no longer suicidal, because she wasn't ever actually suicidal to begin with. She's not actually mentally ill, it was literally all just magic. The trauma of the war does not impact her in any way.

And now in System Collapse we get strung along for literally 100 pages being told that something horrible happened to Murderbot off screen and then it's the most terribly written and meaningless reveal ever, and then at the end of the book we're just supposed to pretend that the problem is fucking magically solved now because uh...it knows what the word flashback is...so we're pretending this solves everything and it's not gonna be a problem anymore :|

And again with the continued lack of any permanent damage to any of the traumatic injuries these people are constantly suffering.

But yeah it looks like this clickbait bullshit """system collapse""" is gonna be just as cheap and shallow and magically cured as Tremaine wanting to kill herself.

Because writing a character who's actually depressed and traumatized and suicidal from what she's gone through would be too much effort I guess.

[baejax-the-great]

Friend: Bare with me

Me, starting to strip: Fine, but I don't know why we always have to have these conversations naked

[balladofthelamb]

when im too exhausted to cook but its also not in my budget to ubereats food to my house rn SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[chiisana-lion]

you can probably easily tie my mental state at any given moment to how much ive drawn in that same period