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US Press Secretary Press Release

US Navy holds parade to prove its military prowess in Suez

In view of the US Navy being highly trained and clearly overpowering any other Navy in the world, the US Navy has decided that it will parade its biggest ships equipped with our beautiful national flag and decorations to show the locals and the international onlookers who holds the naval power in the region.

Sources at the US Navy has also revealed that all the soldiers are going to be dressed in new uniforms and that the fleet will be accompanied by aircrafts flying over the area and diffusing smokes in red, white and blue. Rumored music accompaniments are the Star-spangled Banner, Elvis Presley and the Rolling Stones.