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Americans in Italy

Armed American officers were spotted in the streets of Rome and seen being escorted away by Italian security personnel.

Is this a diplomatic incident looming?

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A message from the General Secretary of the Soviet Union

Citizens of the world :

If you will it, it is no dream.

Those were the words of Theodore Herzl when he wrote the State of Israel in 1897. Peace has been brought in the Middle East. Lives were lost. But sadly, no sacrifice, no Victory.

We have fought, we have thought, the struggle has been tough and the fighting even tougher. And yet, peace was achieved. The Soviet Union could not be happier.

Financial help will be implemented, and a Soviet University will be established in Jerusalem in memory of the fighting of the Palestinian people.

Live got better, life got happier, as said Joseph Stalin.

Long live the State and the people of Canaan, long live peace, and long live the Union of Socialist and Soviet Republics.

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« Whatever man. » - Andrei Gretchko, Minister of Defense of the Soviet Union

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JOIN US AT THIS YEAR'S WOODSTOCK FESTIVAL @ CANAAN CITY CENTRE. LET'S REJOICE WITH MUSIC TO CELEBRATE OUR NEW STATE

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Following the withdrawal of US troops from the Sinai, people all over the world are celebrating the peace and the arrival of a new Age. Activists for Peace are calling a "autumn of love" and invite people to join their public gatherings. Music, love, and hallucinogens flow freely. Young people are discussing how to end the Vietnam War, emigrate to the Levant and grow your own weed. Is this the dawning of the Age of Aquarius?

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US Army retreats from Sinai

Good morning America,

I have ordered the removal of our troops from Sinai. Peace has thankfully been achieved. Our sons will come back home victorious for we won peace.

Thank you for your service, America.

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Pravda: Shameful.

After the USSR withdrew from negotiations with belligerents in the recent middle eastern conflicht, the following quote was received from a high ranking Egyptian official.

"To demand the withdrawal of the USSR from the peace treaty negotiations is an insult to them. They have always worked for a peaceful outcome together with the Arabs. They also supported us militarily and economically in the darkest moments.

The Arab countries might not be what they are today without the Soviets, and the state of Canaan would not exist.

The USSR deserved more respect from us.

On behalf of the Arabs grateful for the USSR's help against Western imperialism, I apologize to the USSR."

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Lyndon announces withdrawal from Sinai

In an enormous sign of support to the peace agreement between the belligerents of the conflict, president Jhonson announced the withdrawal of US troops from the Sinai desert.

First forces have been seen boarding the 6th Fleet with a full withdrawal of troops expected by the end of the week.

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I, Houari Boumédiène, Head of State of the People's Democratic Republic of Algeria, had a wonderful meeting with Nobel Prize winner Lester B. Pearson in Algiers, ALGERIA, more precisely in the luxurious El Mouradian Palace. During our meeting, I convinced him to join us (the Egyptian coalition) to find an agreement with the opposing coalition in order to create a long and strong peace, as we have always dreamed. His presence will help us to calm the situation by playing a role but also to put forward our future agreement with the Israeli government. Once again, Algeria is creating a bridge by trying to avoid risks and fight for international security and the guarantee of peace. Houari Boumédiène

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Peace?

No treaties signed, no troops moved, USSR and USA left negotiations prematurely but a hand was shaken. We will keep you posted on any developments!

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Peace Summit!

All parties to the middle east conflict are currently meeting to a summit of heads of states to resolve the recent months' tensions! Will they succeed? How will the borders be drawn? What will be the political realities of the future? Now, one can only wait and hope for the best.

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A Possible Future

Honourable international community, honourable people. Now, after careful negotiations, we have achieved what we needed the most. Peace. Peace on the territory of the state of Canaan. After a private meeting between the Prime Minister of Israel and the Chairman of the Palestinian Liberation Organisation, a peace treaty was agreed upon and many more exciting news for both the both nations.

However, in spite of the achieved success, it looks like USA has shown her true face. The bad girl. Wow, it must be amazing to fight for “the state solution for both Israel and Palestine”, but when it happens, they start attacking. Do they want  a prosper future for the nations or just lands and resources?

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In the wake of the recent reveal by the Anonymous Arab, an increasing amount of tip-offs about a handsome, young Arab woman interacting with Prime Minister Eshkol's inner circle have reached newspapers across Israel, leaving journalists and commentators to wonder: Is Yasmin back? Or has she indeed never left?

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The Arabs seem to be losing their mind

News seem to be circulation from an anonymous Arab source that there are romantic tensions between the Israeli Prime minister Levi Eshkov and our Chief of General Staff, Yitzhak Rabin. However, the Arabs are referring to our Prime Minister as she when Levi Eshkov is very obviously a man. It is a clear indication the arabs are losing their mind and any type of common sense” - David Levov, Yedioth Ahronoth

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US Press Secretary Press Release

US Navy holds parade to prove its military prowess in Suez

In view of the US Navy being highly trained and clearly overpowering any other Navy in the world, the US Navy has decided that it will parade its biggest ships equipped with our beautiful national flag and decorations to show the locals and the international onlookers who holds the naval power in the region.

Sources at the US Navy has also revealed that all the soldiers are going to be dressed in new uniforms and that the fleet will be accompanied by aircrafts flying over the area and diffusing smokes in red, white and blue. Rumored music accompaniments are the Star-spangled Banner, Elvis Presley and the Rolling Stones.

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A letter to the Israeli People

Dear brothers,

I know that for all of us, it must be extremely difficult to understand why suddenly my opinion towards the conflict against the Egyptian coalition, has drastically changed.

I fully understand how incomprehensible my last actions and fights must have been for many of you.

My actual posture and the prospect of future that I was fighting for, well known by everyone, the one that will mean leaving aside our prides, our undeniable past tensions (which I know will be extremely painful for all of us); my idea of peace and agreement with our long-term enemies, must seem entirely incoherent.

I cannot blame anyone for thinking in that way. I humbly imagine that if someone five years ago, or even three months, would have exposed me, the ideas I am defending now, I would think of him as crazy, lunatic or way too passionate.

What changed my mind, again, will probably seem to you as completely childish and naïve. But as everyone knows, I was suddenly sent to prison. As you also know, in the past, I, unfortunately, also had to spend three years incarcerated. But this time it was different, back then I was not married and did not had kids; and three months ago, when our secret intelligence guards came to take me away from them, I can not describe the pain that I felt, imagining the possibility of never seeing them again. And I made me finally realized, that, that is what war produces: people are took away from their families, people suffer, and people die.

And tried to make this never happen again, putting all my efforts and means, to try to find a solution to find peace, and to make sure that the conflict that has been lasting for more than twenty years, stop and comes to an end once for all ( I was convinced that if were not able to stop the conflict now, in 1967, it will last for very long time).

Even if this solution would have meant not being able to achieve our prewar territory aims and would have presented me as the responsible for loosing part of our territory in favor of Arab neighbors. I was willing to do it, because from now on, in all my decisions in life, I will try to put peace interests ahead of any type of interest. And once again, I can not blame anyone that do not see things this way.

But, brothers, I failed I have not been able to achieve my plan of peace, I have failed my, now, Arab brothers, who had put all their trust on me, I have failed you dear Israeli population who had shown me incredible support in the streets and every time over all my years, as Chief of general staff of this amazing country. I am sorry.

To finish, fortunately all is not lost, our government is now working on a great peace plan, that I truly hope will come to a positive end. It is why, dear Israelis, I will humbly ask you one last thing, please put all your trust in our prime minister, Levi Eshkol and our minister of defense, Moshe Dayan, as I already did myself. We will try to find all together the best solution to end this abominable situation.

תודה

לטפל בך Yitzhak Rabin

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Press Release Nasser

We have just received some disruptive news. After days of negotiating peace by the US, they have just launched an attack on Egypt. Where is the love that you promised us, USA? We were ready to finish the war right here and now, now we're not that sure..... Seems like they're the aggressor after all.