#sj: lqg is rich and powerful and im gonna get a shotgun marriage with him so he cant drop me bc hes too stupid to realize im just using him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pippuns · 1 year

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i think the funniest flavor of liujiu for me is one where sj goes into it like "ah yes I am going to EXPLOIT lqg's feelings and EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE him for my own protection and safety" but he catches feelings hard and doesn't realize this for several years. one day he has a crisis at 4am about the fact that he does actually experience positive emotions towards lqg and frantically wakes lqg up to say "i. i think i love you. what the fuck", to which lqg is like "we've been married for five years. what are you talking about."

#not the only flavor!! just the funniest one #welcome to lyf's 3am thoughts #sj: lqg is rich and powerful and im gonna get a shotgun marriage with him so he cant drop me bc hes too stupid to realize im just using him #also sj: i dont know why i feel warm and fuzzy when he smiles at me bc ive experienced happiness maybe twice in my life. i must be sick #sj: good thing i have a husband that i TOTALLY DONT CARE FOR to send on errands to get me a cure for this weird fuzzy chest feeling #sj: fuck that backfired. now i have more weird fuzzy chest things. what the fuck.#do you see my vision #pip speaks

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