#sladewill

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

In a warehouse somewhere in Oklahoma.

Wintergreen chained to a chair: “I suggest you let me go”

Thug 1: “hah very funny boss said you aint leavin this place a’live”

Wintergreen: *sigh* “well i warned you”

5 minutes later

*screams and gunfire in the distance*

Thug 2: “holy shit what do we do we lost 23 men already”

Thug 1: “ehh dont worry too much it’s probably some justice leaguer. They dont kill.”

Thug 2: “whatever you say ma-“

*thug 2 drops to the floor dead*

Thug 3: “holy shit JERRYS DEAD”

Thug 1: “alright everyone calm down whoever is here must be after this idiot. Put a gun to his head and make sure he doesn’t move. We got a point to prove”

*thugs line up with guns pointing at the entrance as it blasts open and smoke fills the room”

Thug 3: “WHOS THERE ASSHOLE”

*slade appears behind the thug*: “BOO” *slade pulls his sword out”

*thug 3’s head rolls away*

Thug 1: “listen here buddy you do anything else your little friend here meets god tonight. We have orders from our boss to kill em”

*slade chuckled darkly*: “you you mean this boss?” *slade throws a head at the thug*

Thug 1: “jesus christ. Fine fine take him leave us alone please”

Slade: “mmm you should have thought about that before you kidnapped my friend” *gunshots echo thru the warehouse*

After all the thugs are killed

Wintergreen: “not to be a damsel in distress over here but could you please untie me so we can get out of here”

*Slade taking off his mask and smirking*: “aww do i have too i like seeing you tied up like this.”

Wintergreen: “you bastard this isnt time for your horny fantasies. Get me out so we can leave.”

Slade: “mmm no i dont feel like it”

Wintergreen: “you petty piece of shit. Fine we’ll do something later now can we please leave before reinforcements arrive please”

*Slade untying wintergreen*: “fineeeeee but first lets get starbucks on the way home i promised rose i would get her something.”

Wintergreen: “ok i am a bit thirsty”

Slade: “your not hurt are you?”

Wintergreen: “no im ok just ruffed up”

Slade: “ok good” *grabs wintergreen and kisses him*

Wintergreen: “later slade come on please”

Slade: “sry just missed you and was worried”

Wintergreen: “don’t worry I’m fine darling”

4 hours later at a hotel

Wintergreen: “thanks for saving me”

Slade: “of course. Im just glad your okay”

Wintergreen: “i love you.”

Slade: “i love you too” *cuddles*

Wintergreen: “goodnight.”

Slade: “aww just one more round old man”

Wintergreen: “fuck off im tired and going to bed.”

Slade: “okay goodnight billy”

Wintergreen: “goodnight slade”

8 hours later at 9 in the morning

*door slams open to the hotel bedroom”

Rose: “ WHERE IS MY CARAMEL LATTE WITH ICE AND EXTRA WHIP CREAM JACKASS”

Slade: “SHIT”

Wintergreen: *chuckles*

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My first SladeBilly fanart!

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

I got bored. Too bored. Since I can't draw yet y'all are gettin edits. If u want to reblog this with photos you might want edits of and themes with them and I'll try to make them. We gotta keep this content rolling