#slightlytall

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Toilet nymph with aspirations to become Forest nymph . #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys https://www.instagram.com/p/CE7AQ7SDKEw/?igshid=wb172mwny4vc

[cavehags]

I saw you say daniel radcliffe is 5’5” and literally went “omg score im taller than him” like I was so excited I forgot that I’m not at 5’6” but actually 5’3”

whatever you can be taller than him if you get cool platform boots. i love that you're specifically 5'6" in your mind. slightlytaller!you must go on so many adventures with tall cabinets and such...

[lemonykleonella]

I will correct the anon's message. We Stan a friendly slightlytall queen.

5′0 ISN’T SLIGHTLYTALL it’s short >:с

[feliicityrampant]

canon: buttmuncher mcdonalds set down the car he’d been bench pressing and wiped his forehead with a rag from his jeans pocket. his face remained sweaty and greasy. the grime and stubble did little to mask his handsome features or manly charisma. his muscles rippled as he pulled on his shirt and strode over to where panties brawearer stood nearby.

“buttmuncher you haven’t showered in a week....” panties sighed, breathing in his phermone-filled musk. “would you like me to run you a bath?”

buttmuncher glared down at her and grabbed his beer from next to her hip. “sorry, panties,” he said, leaning uncomfortably close to her. “i don’t form more than shallow bonds with other characters. not since my nameless wife died.”

he took a long swig and continued past her into the house.

fanon: buttmuncher mcdonalds looked at himself in the mirror, eyeing the way his sweater and tight jeans hugged his slim waist and wide hips. the bluenette felt silly, trying on clothes like this. like a teenager on his first date.

he bit his lip and ran a hand through his tousled hair self-consciously. was it normal to feel this way about another man? to want kindalookslikeme slightlytaller to wrap his thick arms around buttmuncher’s small form and hold him, to caress his face, his lips, to... to...

his face in the mirror was bright red.

panties brawearer knocked on the door, shaking buttmuncher from his thoughts. she opened the door and looked him up and down.

“you look nice, GBF,” she said slyly. “kindalookslikeme is gonna eat you right up!”

“panties!” buttmuncher squealed, turning impossibly redder.

“you know it’s true!” panties sighed in exasperation. “i’ve been trying to hook you two up for WEEKS, because i have no life or character arc of my own and since my canon personality is totally flat and centered around you, so is my fanon personality! only i’m tough and sassy! and know how to clothes shop for the gays!” she winked. “don’t forget to give me ALL the details when you get back.”

buttmuncher nodded shyly and looked at his clock. he gasped. oh no! he’d spent so long getting ready that he was going to be late meeting up with kindalookslikeme for the simple plan concert!

[treeffs]

First days of summer . . . #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys #cigar #smoke #stogie #cigarbear #cigarcub #smokebear #cigaraficionado #cigarian #cigarfetish #gaysmoker #cigargay https://www.instagram.com/p/CBJMw0Hj4Uw/?igshid=muab0adqcij9

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Board games were... tough? 🤦‍♂️ #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thicc #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys #cigar #smoke #stogie #cigarbear #cigarcub #smokebear #cigaraficionado #cigarian #cigarfetish #gaysmoker #cigargay #scruffy https://www.instagram.com/p/B94NujMJ_e5/?igshid=1ihpxfv24u8n2

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Caped instant ramen princess. . . #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys https://www.instagram.com/p/CBNnsisDvfs/?igshid=1awetcz5wh89l

[treeffs]

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[treeffs]

Top of the bottom. #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thicc #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys #cigar #smoke #stogie #cigarbear #cigarcub #smokebear #cigaraficionado #cigarian #cigarfetish #gaysmoker #cigargay #scruffy https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UJsUOjBnw/?igshid=11jvs59g7zryk

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Cant stop me now... Slavic nymph. . #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thicc #thick #orso #osos #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #scruffyhomo #scruff #chunkyguys https://www.instagram.com/p/CFII5tBjSZX/?igshid=1p6pox1vboia1

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[treeffs]

Ladies room slut . . . #znizkauwenerologa #stupidhungrycunt #slightlytall #gay #gaybear #bear #cub #instagay #instabear #thick #scruff #instacub #bearsofinstagram #beard #bearcub #gaybeard #chunkyguys https://www.instagram.com/p/CASVmSsDJq4/?igshid=1kpil1u6972gz

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