#sm Fifí

[dismissivedestroyer]

Mother's Day happy endings

In the end, the girls didn't have a terrible day. There was even a rare moment of Regina Not Absolutely Despising™ her sister.

[ask-the-skirtz]

wait regina has a SISTER??????

"UGH, she's not my SISTER! She's just some stupid orphan my dad took in because her stupid parents got eaten by a stupid cannibal or something!"

"Yes, yes, aren't I so great? Doing this out of the kindness of my own heart, and also because Ignacio forced me to..."

"Uh- are you two talking about me-?"

"FIFÍ GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!"

"alrIGHT ALRIGHT BUT STOP THROWING STUFF AT ME YOU IDIOT!"

Also fyi Fifí belongs to @hollow2004

[dismissivedestroyer]

Bestie draw Fifi please

"Regina has such a bad life" "Regina is so doomed by the narrative"

WHAT ABOUT HER SISTER‼️‼️ WHAT ABOUT FIFÍ‼️‼️

[ask-the-skirtz]

Wait, CANNIBAL????

"Yyyyeah. Not the best part of my life, basically."

"I should probably go to therapy for it."

"Oh well."

Fifí belongs to @hollow2004

[ask-the-skirtz]

"Regina...are you talking about that weird cult John keeps talking about? Did you saw them too? I think I saw One of them once...."

-Fifi

"FEEFS. Feefs. The cult isn't real. Daddy said it's imaginary, and John keeps going on about it because he's "absolutely delusional". There is no cult. Don't let daddy hear you spout this sort of crap or he's gonna get super mad."

[ask-the-skirtz]

Hi guys, Regina here. Daddy said someone hacked into my account while I was busy doing my own things (aka, yelling at my sister for touching MY MAKEUP. WHAT THE HELL FIFÍ, GO GET YOUR OWN!!!)

>:/ like, who fucking does that?! I'm 100% sure it's either Roy or Susie. Did you guys notice anything weird??

[ask-the-skirtz]

"Hey...Mr Evermore...Just wanted to ask...are you really sure there Is no cult? I mean...I have seen those people and....I keep making Dreams about and eye Monster-"

-Fifi

The Mayor groans.

"Fion- uh... Fior... No, wait- Fifí. That's it."

"How many times have i told you NOT to listen in on my private conversations??"

"I told you ten thousand times already: you did NOT see any cultist, it was probably some weirdos in Halloween costumes, and there's no such thing as eye monsters, don't be ridiculous."

"How old are you, twelve? Isn't that too old to be making up imaginary things?"

"We wouldn't want all this "creativity" to end up having you labeled as insane, or worse, having you become an artist, wouldn't we?"

Evermore shudders at the thought.

"Eugh... Artists..."