#so angry i could vomit I regret reading the comics

[powerin]

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND

[agressivelyunfancynerd]

Bucky to the Rescue (One Shot)

A/N: Okay, so I had this idea after a guy I was talking too started to become possessive and creepy and was sending me all kinds of pornographic (and not in a good way) text messages that made me feel dirty and scared for my own safety... Guys, please don’t do this! Most of these messages are ones I received myself, or are very similar to the ones I received – names have been changed obviously. And Bucky comes to the rescue in this!

Pairings: Female Reader x Bucky x Some Fuckboy

Warnings: Swearing, Dirty Texts, Fluff, Might make some people uncomfortable,

Word Count: 2,100+

Blurb: You weren’t a hero, and you definitely weren’t “super”, you were simply the Avengers PR girl, which meant you spent a lot of time around the super heroes, making you always feel less than unremarkable. Recently you had started trying dating again, and when you found a guy who just wouldn’t take no for an answer, one of those heroes stepped up to save you.

 Swipe left, swipe left, swipe right, left again, oh hey a right, right, left. This was your life now. You couldn’t meet people the regular way, due to your odd hours and because sometimes you needed to leave with no warning; so you were forced to try dating apps. For the most part it was pretty harmless, you found a few eligible bachelors, but once they started messaging you, ultimately things went from zero to a hundred real quick and you gave up.

Except for one guy, that seemed to not take “no” or even your blatant ignorance towards him as a hint to leave you alone.

***

Your first day on the app, this man popped up, he wasn’t anything special, and he definitely wasn’t a super hero, so you swiped right. Not long after that, you got a notification to say that he was interested in connecting with you, so you accepted and the two of you started texting.

He was nice, always interested in you, your life, asking questions. You and him liked similar things, and could quite happily debate and compromise on the things you didn’t like.

You walked through the kitchen one morning, coffee cup in one hand, phone in the other.

“Why are you so cheery this morning Y/N” Bucky asked, stirring you from your phone screen.

“Huh? What? Oh nothing!” your cheeks started to turn red, and you could feel the heat rising up in them.

“You’re blushing!” Bucky gasped as he jumped up from the table and came towards you, “what’s going on?” he said prying.

“Nothing! I swear!” but the smile you had on your face gave it all away. Before you could stop him, Bucky had snatched your phone from your hand.

“A guy!” he teased.

“Bucky don’t!” you tried to grab your phone back but he held it up high, out of your reach.

“Sweet Cheeks, you are without a doubt, the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen” Bucky teased, reading some of the messages. He looked over at you and made the gag face. Then he started flicking through your messages. “Oh! Y/N you are such a little flirt! I had no idea!” he wiggled his eyebrows at you. You were blushing really hard now.

“Okay, yes! I joined an app, I wanted to meet someone who wasn’t, who wasn’t super and made me feel like I was just ordinary” you whined. Bucky whipped his head around to face you.

“Doll face, you aren’t ‘just ordinary’” he said, making the quote marks in the air.

“Really, because I have no powers, I’m not super smart, I don’t understand science or mathematics, I am only here because I took journalism in university and Stark liked some of my stories” you snatched your phone from Bucky and shoved it into your pocket.

“Doll face,” he put his hands on your shoulders, “you are the most important member of this team, you keep us all out of the spotlight, or if we’re dumb and get ourselves into the public eye, you keep the story positive, you help us more than you realise. You are important!”

Bucky kissed your cheek and then left the room. You grabbed your coffee and headed back to your office. You spent the rest of the week texting Cole back and forth.

***

It was late one night and you were still in the office – someone had snapped a photo of Black Widow punching some dude, and you were trying to spin the story in a positive way. In fairness, he groped Wanda, and Nat had become somewhat protective of the Scarlet Witch, so the dude was lucky all he got was a broken nose – your phone vibrated on the desk and lit up.

You turned it over to reveal Cole’s face, one of the guys you thought was interesting on this dating site, over the last few days you two had been texting and chatting back and forth, he seemed nice, very thoughtful and you were even thinking about maybe going out for coffee, or dinner, but that all changed when he sent you a text that read – “hey sweetcheeks im horny, lets fuck” followed by the eggplant emoji and some water droplets.

At first it was the complete lack of punctuation and grammar that upset you, but as you deciphered the text and the emoji’s meaning, you become grossed out and appalled. You hadn’t even met this man face to face and already he was propositioning you.

You quickly sent back “Wow, you could at least buy a girl dinner first!” trying to play it cool, but ultimately letting him know that shit didn’t fly with you.

You were all for flirting and sexy texts and foreplay, but this was not that.

This was blatant disrespect for you.

“Screw dinner, lets just fuck” and the poking tongue emoji.

You turned your phone on silent and threw it in the bottom of your desk drawer. You weren’t even going to dignify him with a response.

***

The next morning when you got to your office, you pulled your phone out to a text from Cole.

“I’m sorry for how I was last night, I was horny and you’re so hot” his text read.

You scoffed before leaving your office and going to see Nat and Wanda, you still hadn’t finished the story from yesterday. Along the way your phone beeped. You grabbed it and opened it.

“You know, you’re so, so hot” and a poking tongue face. You ignored it.

Beep

“I want to fuck your brains out until you are screaming and your neighbours know my name”

Beep

“I want to bite your titty and your nipple and pound into you, over and over again”

Beep

“I want you to cum all over my face and then lick it off”

Beep

“I want to bend you over and fuck you hard in the ass”

Beep

“I hope you’re reading these and getting wet”

You kept ignoring the messages, but they just kept coming in, one after another, until it was nothing more than sexual innuendos using emoji’s, like an eggplant, water droplets, a peach and a tongue. After five minutes of constant texts you responded. And perhaps it was the worst thing you could’ve done.

“Listen Cole, you seemed* like a nice guy, except right now you’re being creepy, please stop messaging me!”

You shoved your phone in your pocket and kept walking through the tower to find the girls. Your phone beeped probably twenty times in a minute. You weren’t going to respond.

***

After searching the whole tower for the girls, you asked F.R.I.D.A.Y to locate them; apparently they had gone on a small mission. You headed to the kitchen, grabbed a coffee and sat at the table, and pulled out your phone.

“What the fuck?” the first text from Cole read.

Beep

“I am not being creepy!”

Beep

“Listen Y/N, I am not going to crawl up your ass and beg you to stay, if you don’t want to talk to me you fucking bitch tease, then fuck off”

Beep

“You’re a fucking slut, turning me on, teasing me and then telling me to leave you alone”

Beep

“I hope you’re reading these text messages and not just deleting them you fat slut”

Bucky walked in, you must have had a horrible look on your face because he rushed over and sat next to you.

“Y/N what’s up?” he asked touching your hand. You pulled away and looked at him.

“You know that guy I had been texting?” you asked.

“The really mushy one who sent you love poems and cutesy vomit inducing messages?” he teased.

“Yeah”

“Yeah, what about him?”

“Well, he’s just got really possessive and aggressive, and I don’t know what to do” and you slid your phone across the table and scrolled back up to the first message you received last night and then sat and watched as Bucky read them.

His face changed from puzzled, to annoyed, to disgusted, to flat out angry in a matter of a few texts.

“What the fuck!?” Bucky barked, looking over at you.

“I don’t know, I mean, sure I was flirty, but –” you started.

“No! You’re allowed to be flirty and still say no Doll Face, just because you’re nice, or friendly, or flirty doesn’t mean that you owe this douche anything, let alone a screw!”

“I am just going to ignore him, I think that’s best” you said, sighing and taking your phone back.

“I have a better idea” Bucky smirked.

“Bucky no” you said.

“Bucky yes” he teased.

***

“I really don’t understand the point of this” you asked, helping Bucky put on one of your bras.

“It’s simple Doll Face; he’s never seen you, well your body right?”

“Right”

“Well, I am going to scare him into leaving you the fuck alone, and make him regret all his life choices” he smirked. You added in your little push up cups and fillers. It was comical, Bucky standing in your room in his boxers and a bra with fake boobs. You smirked. “Oh shush you” he poked his tongue at you.

“Okay, what’s next?” raising an eyebrow.

“Your sexiest shortest dress please” he wiggled his eyebrows.

“Usually men are trying to get me out of my dress, not get into my dresses” you teased.

“Yeah well, this is for your benefit”

You helped Bucky struggle into your dress, he shimmied into it, and pulled at it, getting the fake boobs to sit perfect. They were up and perky.

“Geez, you have nicer boobs than me” you said, turning and sitting in your desk chair.

“Unlikely”

He put your phone up in the air, made a ‘girly’ pose and took the photo. He added a filter onto it so you couldn’t see his leg hairs, or his ripped abs, sent it to Cole and then showed you.

“Okay, so that just makes me look slutty and needy”

“Yes, but he’s going to get riled up and send back horny texts and that’s when I make my move”

A minute later your phone beeped. Bucky read it and started laughing.

“Well, are you going to show me?”

“Y/N you DO NOT want to see it, he sent a dick pick and maaaaaaan,” Bucky was still laughing.

Okay, so what are you going to do next?”

Bucky climbed onto the edge of your bed and spread his legs a little, and stuck his hand just between them, and then snapped a picture from above, filtered it and sent it.

“I’m touching myself thinking about you” Bucky said, looking up at you and smirking.

“Really?” you sighed.

Beep

“Man, this guy is such a douche” Bucky said, “He just sent another dick pic, this time tugging on it”

“Okay, ewww!” you groaned.

Beep

“What’s that one say?” you asked.

“He wants to see a picture of you without the dress and panties, with your fingers – yeah, I am not reading the rest of that. Y/N, I need you to turn around” Bucky said looking at you.

“What? Why?” and before you could register, Bucky threw your dress at your face, you made an O with your mouth and turned around. You heard your bed creak as Bucky sat back down, and then the click of your phone camera.

“Okay, you can look again” Bucky was sitting on your bed in just his boxers.

Beep

Bucky fell backwards onto your bed and started roaring with laughter. You jumped out of the chair and rushed over.

“What?” you asked

“Oh god”

“Bucky, what?!”

“This is classic”

“Seriously! What?” You whined, Bucky wouldn’t hand your phone over so you lunged, landing on top of him and snatched it away.

You scrolled back through the messages, taking a long time to stare at Bucky’s dick pic, before reading Cole’s reply. When you closed out of your texts, your phone lit up with a heap of notifications, Cole had blocked you on every social media platform and contacted the dating app about you, and you were now banned.

You looked down at Bucky, he was staring at you, a shit eating grin on his face.

You started laughing, before rolling over beside Bucky.

“Oh my gosh, I can’t believe you!” you said smacking his arm. Bucky just laughed some more.

“Oh Doll Face, nobody harasses my girl” he said rolling over to look at you. You suddenly very aware of how close he was, and the fact he was semi naked, on your bed.

“Your girl?” you arched your eyebrow

“Damn right, my girl”

“Why didn’t you say anything?”

“Because you seemed so happy with this douche, and I didn’t want to ruin that” Bucky said, tugging on some strands of your hair.

“Oh Bucky” you sighed

“I’m going to kiss you now” he whispered, before leaning over and kissing your lips.

END…

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