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swiping through dating apps and getting continuously more frustrated by the lack of fruit native to the middle east and other regions
#curiosity finally got the better of me and i downloaded hinge#also my coworkers were bugging me to do it#immediately ran into someone claiming to be straight but also that their first gay experience was kissing their cousin#also her dad stormed the capital???????#so i think i will maybe look for friends to hang out with elsewhere#so in conclusion dating apps are for looking at pretty people#sighing and then movin g the hell on with my life i got work to do#they wouldn’t even get my obscure references versed in esoteric lore😔#so anyhoo im losing my mind toodles#not a gravel post
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