#so basically if you want me assassinated hire someone better next time sjfvkc
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I had a dream that one of you paid to have me assassinated
#lmao he showed up like 'im here to kill you!' and i went 'hey! >:( i was working on that... just gimme a minute goddamn i got a lot going on#then me saying that made him so sad that he stopped trying to kill me full-heartedly and we went on a date XD#so basically if you want me assassinated hire someone better next time sjfvkc#OH bonus points though cause the same guy showed up in my next unrelated dream just to fuck up my sister lmao#he cut her arm and she passed out because shes afraid of blood
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