#so cockette 😍

[sixteenyearoldmeblog]

Making Catechism notes (that was given by a Christian School) while listening to the Preacher's Daughter album by Ethel Cain in a Christian dormitory.

[my-coquette-romance]

COCKette

(this is the modern equivalent of a husband putting his wife's picture in a heart frame)

YES

heart frames are so cockette, as a good husband i'll put this picture of my wife with a heart frame on my facebook pfp with a description that says "im getting older, but at least we're getting older together, blessings😍🥰😘🤗" thats so cockette

[hoonzsn]

PHOTO BOOK ! — “I lost it,”

## SYNOPSIS — in where jake; a photographer is booked to take pictures of the newly famed influencer; kang yeorin, for multiple of her shoots. Although, they might’ve spoken to each other before, they don’t realize.

& PAIRING — photographer!jake x influencer!reader (yn is kang yeorin.)

౨ৎ˚ CHARACTERS ! — lessera - yunjin, giselle - aespa, winter - aespa, enha - jay, enha - jake, jang chaemin — oc

˚ ༘ WARNINGS — slightly cringy (bare w me), suggestive (ish), swearing, suicidal jokes, and probably more.

% GENRE — smau, fluff, humor

!! REMINDER — Everything i say in this book is just for fun, and not real!! And i’m doing a collab with my bae @zuritastic for this book, so her part is the pov of jang chaemin!! i hope you guys enjoy this one <3

[ TAGLIST — ]

｡⋆౨ৎ˚ CHAPTERS — 01. who are you again?

— 02. sticky ipad kid

— 03. ruin his delusions!

— 04. im so fucked dude

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ MAIN CHARACTERS

KANG YEORIN —

ೀ⋆｡ “female rage is when i breathe”

SIM JAKE —

⋆｡𖦹 “what the hell is a ‘cockette’”

AN — hey baessss i’m so excited to make this smau w my zuri omg literally one of the things im most excited for😁 anyways its 2:49 am i have school tomorrow so bye bye last post for tonight 😍

[softcarebears]

GURL IM A KPOP STAN TOOO🥰😜

me and you be like:

WHO YO BIAS IN ENHA I LOVE ENHYPEN I LIVE ENHYPEN I LAUGH ENHYPEN...

this my bias😍😭 (yes thats sunghoon 😀)

I NEED AN ENGENE FRIEND PLS DO YOU WANNA BE THE ENGINE TO MY VEHICLE *VROOM VROOMMMM"

INDIAN ANDREW TATE WHATTTT😭DEEP FAKES ON THE GIRL AYOOO??!THEY ARE DEMONS

i mean I don't think he is💗 (i hope) he is literally number 1) bitchless by choice-he gets a lot of attention from women but he ignores it (he's a pussy) 2) a twink he loves his bros and drives motorcycles 3) he plays acoustic guitar 4) he likes lana del rey 5) he uses the bow emoji pretty often like the COCKette king he is yea...so I don't think so

ALIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS ME KYRPTONITE !!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKINGGG FUCKITYY GAWFDD SHE'S BACKKKK?!?!

WHERE WERE YOU MY KRYPTOCURRENCIED POOKIE🥺💘 and how are you??

[my-coquette-romance]

shes so cockette🎀😍🥰😘

[my-coquette-romance]

oooohhh so cockette🎀🥰😍

OH NO! my cock got stuck in a bunch of pink ribbons! what do i do?!